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8:50 AM ET, May 25, 2007

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Noelle Hancock / Us Weekly:
Why Jessica Keeps Getting Blonder!  —  After taking a honey-colored pit stop last Thursday, Jessica Simpson has gone even lighter and today is back to her original cornsilk shade.  —  On May 18 at the Cannes Film Festival Simpson explained that she was lightening up for her role in her new film Major Movie Star.
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J. Harvey / A Socialite's Life:
Jessica Simpson's Babbling Something  —  What?  Jessica Simpson has posted this message-type thingy to inspire her fans or something on her website .  She's also recommending books.  She reads? … (Flynet)  —  Keep reading for the "passage" in question (plus more photos).
Discussion: Wendy Wayrad
Hollywoodtuna:
Jessica Simpson Has Big Breasts. End Of Story.
Discussion: Fametastic
rosie.com:
ask ro  —  donna writes: … when painting  —  there is a point  —  u must step away from the canvas  —  as the work  —  is done  —  anymore would take away  —  Judy writes: … i am sad judy  —  so sad  —  but i will b ok  —  Ryan writes: … GINA writes: … and i u
Discussion: People.com and PerezHilton.com
Daily Mail:
It's the Janice Knicker-son show  —  Maybe she's trying to drum up some business for her new show - for what other reason could there be for the Janice Dickinson knicker flashing episode.  —  Former model Miss Dickinson, best known for being a judge on reality show America's Next Top Model …
Discussion: celebwarship.com/wp
New York Post:
SHE'S DEFACE OF ROSIE REVENGE  —  ROSIE O'Donnell left "The View" with a bang, not a whimper, following her on-air smackdown with co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck on Wednesday.  —  Yesterday, Rosie's chief writer, Janette Barber, was allegedly escorted from the building after she was caught drawing moustaches …
cityrag:
Howard Stern Was Close to Suicide  —  Exclusive CityRag newsflash... on his radio show this morning, Howard Stern admitted to being close to suicide in the past.  Commiserating with co-host Artie Lange over depression, Howard made this candid and shocking statement... "I've had a gun in my mouth twice".
Nick / Celebslam.com:
Heidi Klum named her boobs  —  Heidi Klum named her breasts to honor her homeland of Germany.  The uber-hot supermodel told UK tabloid The Sun: … What a coincidence.  I've also named Heidi Klum's breasts.  I call one Good and the other God ... as in Good God.  Naming body parts happens to be a hobby of mine.
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Derek Hail / Celebrity Gossip:   Heidi Klum names her Boobs
Spiteful Lars / The Evil Beet:
Lohan Stripping  —  Some of the stripping footage from Sony's I Know Who Killed Me movie has been made available.  They're being pretty careful about not showing much, but here are a few of the better shots of Linds and a stripper pole.  —  So shocking that they would use this as a marketing tool!
Discussion: Cinematical, Celebguru and The Blemish
Todd McCarthy / Variety:
OCEAN'S THIRTEEN  —  A Warner Bros. release presented in association with Village Roadshow Pictures of a JW/Section Eight production.  Produced by Jerry Weintraub.  Executive producers, Susan Ekins, Gregory Jacobs, Frederic W. Brost, Bruce Berman.  Directed by Steven Soderbergh.
Discussion: rumorficial.com
Shirley Halperin / EW.com:
The Beat Goes On  —  Catching up with Blake Lewis, post-finale: Though he calls ''Idol'' a ''blessing'' overall, the runner-up admits of the contest-winning ballad, ''That track would never be on my album''  —  Blake Lewis didn't win American Idol, but don't worry about his future …
Discussion: GirlsTalkinSmack.com
Derek Hail / Celebrity Gossip:
Mischa Barton vs Victoria Silvstedt: It was a verbal blood bath  —  Mischa Barton and Victoria Silvstedt allegedly had a huge catfight at a Cannes party on Tuesday.  Victoria supposedly followed Mischa around like a little lapdog until Mischa attempted to lose Victoria in the fray of celebrities.
Discussion: The Post Chronicle
The Superficial:
Britney Spears has deflated boobs  —  Britney Spears was spotted in Hollywood once again at Millennium Dance Studios.  And maybe I've just forgotten what breasts are supposed to look like, but those things don't look right at all.  She looks like she got breast implants …
X17 Online:
Playing Peek-a-boo With Lindsay @ 4:30am  —  Now you see her:  —  Now you don't!  Lindsay ended her late, late night (some of which she spent with Evan Ross, Diana's youngest) at 4:30 am, but not before stopping at a convienience store to pick up some goods!
Discussion: Seriously? OMG!
Rian / The Skinny Website:
Yet Another Kelly Clarkson Update  —  Kelly Clarkson gets requested more on this website than any other celebrity.  She apparently has a huge fan base.  (Although I suspect the reason she gets requested so often is because people like arguing in the comments section about if they think she is fat or not).
Discussion: OH NO!!
New York Post:
MTV FANS DIAL-CHALLENGED  —  A BELEAGUERED receptionist for Horizon Health Sales & Development company in Lewisville, Texas, sent a scathing e-mail to MTV last week after receiving hundreds of calls from Sarah Silverman fans.  In response to MTV's billboards advertising the June 3 MTV Movie Awards …
Associated Press:
Suit claims restaurant kept giving intoxicated pitcher drinks  —  ST. LOUIS — The father of Josh Hancock filed suit Thursday, claiming a restaurant provided drinks to the St. Louis Cardinals relief pitcher even though he was intoxicated prior to the crash that killed him.
Discussion: Crap Filter and Bumpshack.com
Michael K / Dlisted:
Love is Livid  —  Courtney Love is pissed over a Doc Marten ad currently on display in the UK.  The campaign features dead rockers including Kurt Cobain wearing DMs and dressed like angels. … I think it's outrageous that you claim to have written songs that you never wrote, Courtney.  Life sucks!
Michael K / Dlisted:
Breaking News!  Angelina Doesn't Wear Black!  —  Angelina Jolie is actually wearing a color.  The angels are singing and the sun is smiling or something.  She decided to go for a sunnier Angelina at the Ocean's 13 premiere at Cannes.  Nice weave Angie!  See you wore one of Britney's old ones.
 
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Jessica Toonkel / Wall Street Journal:
A deep dive into Paramount's sale to Skydance; sources: Skydance may integrate Pluto into Paramount+, and CBS head George Cheeks is expected to be head of TV

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