Why Jessica Keeps Getting Blonder!  —  After taking a honey-colored pit stop last Thursday, Jessica Simpson has gone even lighter and today is back to her original cornsilk shade.  —  On May 18 at the Cannes Film Festival Simpson explained that she was lightening up for her role in her new film Major Movie Star.

KISS OFF, CLOONEY  —  At last nights American Foundation for AIDS Research (amfAR) benefit last night in Cannes, a svelte George Clooney offered a kiss to the winning bidder of a getaway package.  Ultimately the package went for $350,000,and Clooney made good on his promise …

ask ro  —  donna writes: … when painting  —  there is a point  —  u must step away from the canvas  —  as the work  —  is done  —  anymore would take away  —  Judy writes: … i am sad judy  —  so sad  —  but i will b ok  —  Ryan writes: … GINA writes: … and i u

Howard Stern Was Close to Suicide  —  Exclusive CityRag newsflash... on his radio show this morning, Howard Stern admitted to being close to suicide in the past.  Commiserating with co-host Artie Lange over depression, Howard made this candid and shocking statement... "I've had a gun in my mouth twice".

It's the Janice Knicker-son show  —  Maybe she's trying to drum up some business for her new show - for what other reason could there be for the Janice Dickinson knicker flashing episode.  —  Former model Miss Dickinson, best known for being a judge on reality show America's Next Top Model …

Heidi Klum names her Boobs  —  Heidi Klum named her boobs "Hans" and "Franz," which has been an ongoing joke for several years as a tribute to her German heritage, reports The Sun.  However, here at DerekHail.com, I decided to do a little digging as to what they mean as per the dictionary.

OCEAN'S THIRTEEN  —  A Warner Bros. release presented in association with Village Roadshow Pictures of a JW/Section Eight production.  Produced by Jerry Weintraub.  Executive producers, Susan Ekins, Gregory Jacobs, Frederic W. Brost, Bruce Berman.  Directed by Steven Soderbergh.

Mischa Barton vs Victoria Silvstedt: It was a verbal blood bath  —  Mischa Barton and Victoria Silvstedt allegedly had a huge catfight at a Cannes party on Tuesday.  Victoria supposedly followed Mischa around like a little lapdog until Mischa attempted to lose Victoria in the fray of celebrities.

VIDEO: Isaiah Washington's Public Service Ad Debuts  —  Isaiah Washington's promised public service announcement, in which he speaks out against homophobic, racist and sexist language, will premiere Thursday night on ABC.  —  "Words have power.  The power to express love, happiness and joy.

Suit claims restaurant kept giving intoxicated pitcher drinks  —  ST. LOUIS — The father of Josh Hancock filed suit Thursday, claiming a restaurant provided drinks to the St. Louis Cardinals relief pitcher even though he was intoxicated prior to the crash that killed him.

Yet Another Kelly Clarkson Update  —  Kelly Clarkson gets requested more on this website than any other celebrity.  She apparently has a huge fan base.  (Although I suspect the reason she gets requested so often is because people like arguing in the comments section about if they think she is fat or not).

Uncensored - Cecilia Bolocco Topless Pictures  —  I just knew you would come and take a look at Former Miss Universe Cecilia Bolocco's topless pictures.  Actually I would have preferred to see her completely naked, but to see her topless will do for now.  To make the scandal perfect …

Lohan Stripping  —  Some of the stripping footage from Sony's I Know Who Killed Me movie has been made available.  They're being pretty careful about not showing much, but here are a few of the better shots of Linds and a stripper pole.  —  So shocking that they would use this as a marketing tool!

Mary-Kate Olsen steps out solo as "Weeds" regular  —  LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - In her first major solo role without her twin sister, Mary-Kate Olsen is returning to series television for the first time since 2002 with a co-starring role on Showtime's dark comedy "Weeds."

Kelly Preston Bikini Pictures  —  In our ongoing quest to bring you every celebrity bikini picture out there, may I present these Kelly Preston bikini pictures.  If you're into the over-40 set, and liked those Sharon Stone bikini pictures, you should like these Kelly Preston bikini pictures too.

Britney Spears has deflated boobs  —  Britney Spears was spotted in Hollywood once again at Millennium Dance Studios.  And maybe I've just forgotten what breasts are supposed to look like, but those things don't look right at all.  She looks like she got breast implants …

Breaking News!  Angelina Doesn't Wear Black!  —  Angelina Jolie is actually wearing a color.  The angels are singing and the sun is smiling or something.  She decided to go for a sunnier Angelina at the Ocean's 13 premiere at Cannes.  Nice weave Angie!  See you wore one of Britney's old ones.

Love is Livid  —  Courtney Love is pissed over a Doc Marten ad currently on display in the UK.  The campaign features dead rockers including Kurt Cobain wearing DMs and dressed like angels. … I think it's outrageous that you claim to have written songs that you never wrote, Courtney.  Life sucks!

Who the Hell Would Hit Mickey Rourke?  —  Mickey Rourke wasn't a burn victim, right?  He frightens me.  Obviously there's someone out there for everyone, because Mickey is actually getting some ass.  That's his girlfriend, Christine Myers.  They are engaged.  Poor girl.