SHE'S DEFACE OF ROSIE REVENGE  —  ROSIE O'Donnell left "The View" with a bang, not a whimper, following her on-air smackdown with co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck on Wednesday.  —  Yesterday, Rosie's chief writer, Janette Barber, was allegedly escorted from the building after she was caught drawing moustaches …

Source: Justin Timberlake Is 'In Love' with Jessica Biel  —  Timberlake and Biel  —  After four months of playing the field since his split from Cameron Diaz, is Justin Timberlake ready to "go steady" with Jessica Biel?  —  The two, who were first linked at a Golden Globe afterparty in January …

Britney goes cruising  —  Singer Britney Spears donned a cheeky sailor hat, took to the high seas and went cruising - all in her lunch break!  —  The pop princess found her sea legs and rented a private yacht for an hour's break from her daily dance rehearsals.  —  Scroll down for more

Lindsay Lohan Stripping Video  —  So, you know how Lindsay Lohan plays a stripper in her next flvie, I Know Who Killed Me?  Well, we've got the videos right here.  These clips are shot from the point of view of somebody stalking Lindsay's character, and are kinda creepy, especially the voice-over.

FEST'S A CANNES OF PASSION  —  THE butt-kicking starlets of "Grindhouse" were cozy with their directors in Cannes.  After months of denying Page Six reports of their affair, the film's lead, Rose McGowan, and director Robert Rodriguez finally stepped out as a duo on the red carpet Wednesday night …

CANINE COVERUP  —  LOTS of "American Idol" fans were perplexed by the story about how Paula Abdul broke her nose after she tripped over her Chihuahua, Tulip.  "It hurt so bad . . . I fractured my toe, as well," Abdul told reporters.  But a source tells us it's a coverup.  "Paula did not break her nose.

Jessica Simpson's Message to Her Fans: Find Strength in Fear  —  Jessica Simpson's breakup with John Mayer has brought out her introspective side.  —  In a message to her fans on her personal website, the newly blonde bombshell, 26, reveals that she's turned to artist Michelangelo, and has been journaling her way to inner peace.

MAGS ARMS RACE  —  JOLIE, RODDICK PEC PICS TOUCHED UP FOR COVERS  —  ANGELINA Jolie has come in for some cover doctoring.  The latest issue of In Touch features Jolie on the red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival, showing her usually veiny arm looking silky smooth.

'Madam' eager to name names  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  Accused "D.C. Madam" Deborah Jeane Palfrey is aching to out more of her alleged johns.  —  "It's almost like we have a public obligation to see that these records are thoroughly investigated by responsible people," …

Petra Nemcova's Boob For A Memorial Day Weekend Finish!  —  Well the long weekend is almost upon us, so I leave you with the always beautiful Petra Nemcova.  Some of you may have noticed that she's been kind enough to let her left breast out for a bit of air.  What a sweet girl.

'Untouchables' prequel Cage-less  —  Actor cites scheduling issues  —  If Brian De Palma moves ahead with prequel "The Untouchables: Capone Rising," it will be sans Nicolas Cage.  —  Cage had been in negotiations to star in the follow-up, but talks have ended because of scheduling issues, according to his reps.

X17 XCLUSIVE - Brangelina's Hot Smooch!  —  HOT!!!  You've never seen these two go at it like this ...  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

Directing Can Age You  —  Yeesh.  Tough job.  Here's Madonna on the set of "Filth and Wisdom", the short film she's directing.  I hope this is as good as "Body of Evidence".  I kid, that movie sucked.  I had to go to it, being a Madge homo - but damn, she can't act.

Beyonce Bikini Pictures  —  I don't know why exactly, but this whole week has been full of celebrity bikini pictures, and today is no different.  So, in that spirit, here are some Beyonce bikini pictures, taken at her hotel pool in Monaco.  —  As I said in my Kelly Preston bikini pictures post …