SHE'S DEFACE OF ROSIE REVENGE  —  ROSIE O'Donnell left "The View" with a bang, not a whimper, following her on-air smackdown with co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck on Wednesday.  —  Yesterday, Rosie's chief writer, Janette Barber, was allegedly escorted from the building after she was caught drawing moustaches …

Source: Justin Timberlake Is 'In Love' with Jessica Biel  —  Timberlake and Biel  —  After four months of playing the field since his split from Cameron Diaz, is Justin Timberlake ready to "go steady" with Jessica Biel?  —  The two, who were first linked at a Golden Globe afterparty in January …

Lindsay Lohan Stripping Video  —  So, you know how Lindsay Lohan plays a stripper in her next flvie, I Know Who Killed Me?  Well, we've got the videos right here.  These clips are shot from the point of view of somebody stalking Lindsay's character, and are kinda creepy, especially the voice-over.

FEST'S A CANNES OF PASSION  —  THE butt-kicking starlets of "Grindhouse" were cozy with their directors in Cannes.  After months of denying Page Six reports of their affair, the film's lead, Rose McGowan, and director Robert Rodriguez finally stepped out as a duo on the red carpet Wednesday night …

Britney goes cruising  —  Singer Britney Spears donned a cheeky sailor hat, took to the high seas and went cruising - all in her lunch break!  —  The pop princess found her sea legs and rented a private yacht for an hour's break from her daily dance rehearsals.  —  Scroll down for more

CANINE COVERUP  —  LOTS of "American Idol" fans were perplexed by the story about how Paula Abdul broke her nose after she tripped over her Chihuahua, Tulip.  "It hurt so bad . . . I fractured my toe, as well," Abdul told reporters.  But a source tells us it's a coverup.  "Paula did not break her nose.

'Madam' eager to name names  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  Accused "D.C. Madam" Deborah Jeane Palfrey is aching to out more of her alleged johns.  —  "It's almost like we have a public obligation to see that these records are thoroughly investigated by responsible people," …

Celebrity Porn-a-likes: Deflowering Katee Holmes II: Deeper Inside The Virgin  —  We knew that we could count on our glory-hole-probing sister site Fleshbot to update us on the much-buzzed-about career of porn up-and-comer Katee Holmes, whose noble plan to honor her famous namesake by offering …

Clive's Speech Ain't Music to Kelly's Ears  —  After Clive Davis' very public display of rejection toward pop superstar Kelly Clarkson (via a speech that canonized Saint Carrie Underwood) on last night's "American Idol" finale, sources tell TMZ that SONY/BMG execs were apologizing to members …

X17 XCLUSIVE - Brangelina's Hot Smooch!  —  HOT!!!  You've never seen these two go at it like this ...  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

Directing Can Age You  —  Yeesh.  Tough job.  Here's Madonna on the set of "Filth and Wisdom", the short film she's directing.  I hope this is as good as "Body of Evidence".  I kid, that movie sucked.  I had to go to it, being a Madge homo - but damn, she can't act.

George Clooney's new look is to dye for  —  He is one of Hollywood's most eligible bachelors and as such is adored by women the world over.  —  So it will be reassuring for the rest of mankind to know that George Clooney too has insecurities about the onset of middle age.

Paris Hilton's New Pussy  —  The animal kingdom needs our help!  There's a new threat to them that is more dangerous than any disease or predator.  Her name is Paris Hilton and she's slowly ruining the lives of animals everywhere!  —  Paris was spotted yesterday with her douche of a trainer entering her home with a new cat.

ohnotheydidnt @ 2007-05-25T01:31:00  —  Know an interesting fact about Alli...  ( Britney Spears Cousin ).  —  Alli is like the bff of Avril Lavigne, who knew???!  —  For those who still dont know who the hell she is, maybe this could help:  —  Source: Me

DEVOUTLY SOBER  —  THE Showtime series "Weeds" is adding new talent to its cast for the third season, including Mary-Kate Olsen and Matthew Modine.  Olsen is cast as "Tara, a devoted Christian girl . . . who becomes a love interest for Nancy Botwin's (Mary-Louise Parker) son, Silas (Hunter Parrish)."