X17 XCLUSIVE - The REAL Lindsay Pix!  —  These images were taken early this morning at a gas station, as Lindsay was driven by Samantha Ronson from a Memorial Day pool party at Teddy's at the Roosevelt Hotel around 4 am.  Lindsay and Sam arrived at the club around 2 am and left about an hour an a half later.

Jessica and John: Breaking Up is Hard To Do!  —  Jessica Simpson and John Mayer try to re-kindle their romance on a getaway to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico but things did not go according to plan.  These EXCLUSIVE photos show John and Jess having a fight on the balcony of their $2,400 dollar-a-night ocean-front Villa.

Lindsay spirals out of control after drug and booze arrest  —  Just 48 hours after being arrested over a car crash in Los Angeles, Lindsay Lohan proved it hasn't deterred her from hard partying.  —  The 20-year-old was caught staggering out of exclusive LA nightclub Teddy's at 4.30am …

Kournikova: New balls please  —  IT'S GAME, set and match for ANNA KOURNIKOVA and heart-throb ENRIQUE IGLESIAS.  —  Spanish crooner Enrique and Russian tennis beauty Anna have parted after five years together.  —  He confessed: "We've split.  I'm single now and it's OK.  I don't mind being single."

Nicole has a belly!  —  Nicole Richie was showing off a healthy little pot belly when we spotted her at Ralph's supermarket in West Hollywood yesterday.  She and best pal Mischa Barton were shopping for Memorial Day barbeque supplies.

A Breath of Fresh Trash  —  With all this Rosie O and Lindsay Lohan crap, it's actually refreshing to see Britney Spears.  From the stained up dress to the rat's nest growing on her head, it's actually a refreshing image.  —  Please don't tell me that's period stains.  She's probably a squirter.

Sheryl's Bundle of Joy  —  New mom Sheryl Crow cuddles up to her adopted baby son Wyatt at a Malibu boutique — even looks like she's belting out a lullaby!  —  "All I wanna do, is go to sleep ..."  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

Britney's wardrobe disasters  —  Britney Spears had two costume changes, and two wardrobe malfunctions yesterday.  We spotted her twice at the Beverly Glen Market Place in LA. First, wearing a blue dress that appeared to be all wet down the back (had she been swimming, or was it sweat?)

Oops, He Did It Again!  - PerezHilton Caught!  —  HOT LINKS :  —  If you're gonna steal pix, you're gonna get burned!  Mario Lavandeira decided to infringe one of our images, yet again — as he does usually at least a few times each week — but this time we caught him with a decoy ...

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt celebrated her first birthday in Prague  —  Armfuls of balloons were seen delivered to the Jolie-Pitt residence in Prague on Sunday, which was Shiloh Jolie-Pitt's first birthday.  Brad, Angelina and their four children have returned to the Czech capital from Cannes and must have had a party for Shiloh.

courtney love wants pete doherty  —  by agent bedhead in edward norton, courtney love, white stripes, pete doherty, kate moss  —  Last week, Babyshambles wrapped up the recording of its second album, and over the weekend, Pete Doherty and the boys threw an impromptu soiree at the recording studio.

Paris Hilton is now Muslim  —  Remember when I made the joke last Wednesday that Paris Hilton has taken up so many religions that she'd probably be "wearing a burqa by Saturday."  Well she wore a makeshift burqa last Saturday.  So clearly I have some kind of supernatural power that allows me to see into the future.

Jessica Biel is Hot  —  Yeah, she's hot for a DUDE!  Bitch is built like she's ready to mount a ho and give it to him good.  No wonder Justin Timberlake is in love with her ass.  She probably knows how to strap it and give it.  Homegirl even has a pit bull.  Bull dyke!  I'd let her hit it from the back.