Jessica and John: Breaking Up is Hard To Do!  —  Jessica Simpson and John Mayer try to re-kindle their romance on a getaway to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico but things did not go according to plan.  These EXCLUSIVE photos show John and Jess having a fight on the balcony of their $2,400 dollar-a-night ocean-front Villa.

X17 XCLUSIVE - The REAL Lindsay Pix!  —  These images were taken early this morning at a gas station, as Lindsay was driven by Samantha Ronson from a Memorial Day pool party at Teddy's at the Roosevelt Hotel around 4 am.  Lindsay and Sam arrived at the club around 2 am and left about an hour an a half later.

GET YOUR MA TO REHAB, TOO  —  DAD'S TIP TO 'DUI' LINDSAY  —  Lindsay Lohan's dad says the out-of-control starlet needs to head back into rehab - and take her hard-partying mom with her.  —  "She needs to go, and my ex-wife should go with her," Michael Lohan told The Post yesterday.

Nicole has a belly!  —  Nicole Richie was showing off a healthy little pot belly when we spotted her at Ralph's supermarket in West Hollywood yesterday.  She and best pal Mischa Barton were shopping for Memorial Day barbeque supplies.

Mischa Barton Hospitalized  —  TMZ has learned that actress Mischa Barton was rushed to the hospital this evening after suffering an adverse reaction to medication.  —  Sources tell TMZ that the former "OC" star was at a friend's Memorial Day BBQ enjoying a few holiday cocktails when she began …

Sheryl's Bundle of Joy  —  New mom Sheryl Crow cuddles up to her adopted baby son Wyatt at a Malibu boutique — even looks like she's belting out a lullaby!  —  "All I wanna do, is go to sleep ..."  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

Oops, He Did It Again!  - PerezHilton Caught!  —  HOT LINKS :  —  If you're gonna steal pix, you're gonna get burned!  Mario Lavandeira decided to infringe one of our images, yet again — as he does usually at least a few times each week — but this time we caught him with a decoy ...

Charles Nelson Reilly, Tony-Winning Comic Actor, Dies at 76  —  Charles Nelson Reilly, who acted and directed on Broadway but came to be best known for his campy television appearances on talk shows and "Match Game," died on Friday in Los Angeles.  He was 76 and lived in Beverly Hills, Calif.

Too much grease for tubby John Travolta  —  Grease is the word and also, it seems, the culprit behind John Travolta's expanding waistline.  —  The Hollywood heavyweight indulged in a calorie-laden feast of fries, mayonnaise and a tortilla during a holiday in Hawaii.  —  Scroll down for more

Wet and wild Britney's latest fashion disaster  —  Forget chart-topping hits, Britney Spears is quickly clocking up a record number of fashion faux pas.  —  The latest in a very long list of missteps came after the singer her stopped off for a swim in LA - her soaked bikinis left embarrassing wet patches on her aqua blue sun dress.

Jessica Biel is Hot  —  Yeah, she's hot for a DUDE!  Bitch is built like she's ready to mount a ho and give it to him good.  No wonder Justin Timberlake is in love with her ass.  She probably knows how to strap it and give it.  Homegirl even has a pit bull.  Bull dyke!  I'd let her hit it from the back.

Ashley Judd's Husband Wins Indianapolis 500  —  Racecar driver Dario Franchitti (also known as the husband of Ashley Judd) won the 91st edition of the Indy 500 on Sunday, in a rain-soaked race that had his celeb spouse cheering him on.  —  "The ups and downs throughout the day - what can I say?"

Cate Blanchett is the Indy Villian  —  When it was announced that Cate Blanchett would be in Indiana Jones 4, it was expected that she would play his love interest.  Cate will instead play a Russian villian in cahoots with the Ruskies.  The working title is "Indiana Jones and the City of the Gods."

3am: SNACKO JACKO  —  EXCLUSIVE: LATE-NIGHT "MUNCHIES" MAKE MICHAEL SICK AS A DOG AT LAVISH PARTY  —  MICHAEL Jackson's £5million fee for just turning up at a birthday party is enough to make anyone sick.  —  But who'd have thought the man himself would end up going even paler …

Avril Lavigne is a Great Role Model  —  Barbara Walters asked Avril Lavigne if she regretted not going to college and Avril says she didn't even finish high school.  When they tell her that she could go back and finish she answer "Um.....nooo."  Hahaha!  Well, I guess she has no need …