X17 XCLUSIVE - The REAL Lindsay Pix!  —  These images were taken early this morning at a gas station, as Lindsay was driven by Samantha Ronson from a Memorial Day pool party at Teddy's at the Roosevelt Hotel around 4 am.  Lindsay and Sam arrived at the club around 2 am and left about an hour an a half later.

Jessica and John: Breaking Up is Hard To Do!  —  Jessica Simpson and John Mayer try to re-kindle their romance on a getaway to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico but things did not go according to plan.  These EXCLUSIVE photos show John and Jess having a fight on the balcony of their $2,400 dollar-a-night ocean-front Villa.

Nicole has a belly!  —  Nicole Richie was showing off a healthy little pot belly when we spotted her at Ralph's supermarket in West Hollywood yesterday.  She and best pal Mischa Barton were shopping for Memorial Day barbeque supplies.

Oops, He Did It Again!  - PerezHilton Caught!  —  HOT LINKS :  —  If you're gonna steal pix, you're gonna get burned!  Mario Lavandeira decided to infringe one of our images, yet again — as he does usually at least a few times each week — but this time we caught him with a decoy ...

Sheryl's Bundle of Joy  —  New mom Sheryl Crow cuddles up to her adopted baby son Wyatt at a Malibu boutique — even looks like she's belting out a lullaby!  —  "All I wanna do, is go to sleep ..."  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

GET YOUR MA TO REHAB, TOO  —  DAD'S TIP TO 'DUI' LINDSAY  —  Lindsay Lohan's dad says the out-of-control starlet needs to head back into rehab - and take her hard-partying mom with her.  —  "She needs to go, and my ex-wife should go with her," Michael Lohan told The Post yesterday.

Kournikova: New balls please  —  IT'S GAME, set and match for ANNA KOURNIKOVA and heart-throb ENRIQUE IGLESIAS.  —  Spanish crooner Enrique and Russian tennis beauty Anna have parted after five years together.  —  He confessed: "We've split.  I'm single now and it's OK.  I don't mind being single."

A Breath of Fresh Trash  —  With all this Rosie O and Lindsay Lohan crap, it's actually refreshing to see Britney Spears.  From the stained up dress to the rat's nest growing on her head, it's actually a refreshing image.  —  Please don't tell me that's period stains.  She's probably a squirter.

courtney love wants pete doherty  —  by agent bedhead in edward norton, courtney love, white stripes, pete doherty, kate moss  —  Last week, Babyshambles wrapped up the recording of its second album, and over the weekend, Pete Doherty and the boys threw an impromptu soiree at the recoding studio.

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt celebrated her first birthday in Prague  —  Armfuls of balloons were seen delivered to the Jolie-Pitt residence in Prague on Sunday, which was Shiloh Jolie-Pitt's first birthday.  Brad, Angelina and their four children have returned to the Czech capital from Cannes and must have had a party for Shiloh.

Paris Hilton is now Muslim  —  Remember when I made the joke last Wednesday that Paris Hilton has taken up so many religions that she'd probably be "wearing a burqa by Saturday."  Well she wore a makeshift burqa last Saturday.  So clearly I have some kind of supernatural power that allows me to see into the future.

Too much grease for tubby John Travolta  —  Grease is the word and also, it seems, the culprit behind John Travolta's expanding waistline.  —  The Hollywood heavyweight indulged in a calorie-laden feast of fries, mayonnaise and a tortilla during a holiday in Hawaii.  —  Scroll down for more

Jessica Biel is Hot  —  Yeah, she's hot for a DUDE!  Bitch is built like she's ready to mount a ho and give it to him good.  No wonder Justin Timberlake is in love with her ass.  She probably knows how to strap it and give it.  Homegirl even has a pit bull.  Bull dyke!  I'd let her hit it from the back.

Charles Nelson Reilly, Tony-Winning Comic Actor, Dies at 76  —  Charles Nelson Reilly, who acted and directed on Broadway but came to be best known for his campy television appearances on talk shows and "Match Game," died on Friday in Los Angeles.  He was 76 and lived in Beverly Hills, Calif.

Avril Lavigne is a Great Role Model  —  Barbara Walters asked Avril Lavigne if she regretted not going to college and Avril says she didn't even finish high school.  When they tell her that she could go back and finish she answer "Um.....nooo."  Hahaha!  Well, I guess she has no need …