Lohan Chauffeured by Lawyer to Rehab  —  TMZ has confirmed that Lindsay Lohan checked into Promises rehab facility under the watchful eye of her lawyer.  —  TMZ spotted mega-lawyer Blair Berk driving Lohan to the facility on Monday.  Sources tell TMZ this is "a serious medical treatment program …

PARENTAL FREEZE  —  NICOLE Richie may have mended fences with her one-time nemesis Paris Hilton, but the tiny TV star faces another personal problem - with her mother, Brenda Harvey-Richie.  "Brenda was in the hospital.  She had a hysterectomy," said a source, "and Nicole hasn't visited her since."

Heather Locklear's Bikini is Too Small - Perfect Fit  —  Continuing the trend of over-40 celebs in bikinis, here are some pretty nice Heather Locklear bikini pictures.  I don't know how she stays in such great shape after so many years, but like knowing how sausage is made, it's probably best not to ask too many questions.

Lohan, Duff friends again  —  Pam Anderson has to break the news about the sex tape to her kids  —  The feud between Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff is over.  —  Duff says she ended all the "weird weirdness" between them.  "Lindsay and I were out at the same place, and we were like …

Mother's fears for 'super-skinny' Amy  —  Amy Winehouse's mother has revealed her concerns over her daughter's weight loss.  —  Janis Winehouse says she is terrified that the Rehab singer will waste away to nothing.  She said: "Amy's always been slim but has never been this skinny before."

Paris Hilton's prison perks  —  Paris Hilton will lose weight, gain "street cred' and look more beautiful after she goes to prison, her friends claim.  —  Pals of the hotel heiress - who has been sentenced to 23 days in jail for driving with a suspended licence - believe Paris' imprisonment will be good for her.

MTV FLASHPOINT: CAM & JESS  —  HANDLERS are working overtime to prevent any drama between Cameron Diaz and Jessica Biel at the June 3 MTV Movie Awards, where the dueling divas will meet for the first time since their Golden Globe dust-up last winter.  —  In January, Page Six reported that Diaz …

Providing Shade for Baby  —  A pregnant Salma Hayek never EVER gets old.  I'm still hypnotized by those gigantic chi-chis.  I think she still has a couple of more months to go, so I can't wait to see her breastes completely spill over.  —  And I know what you're thinking!

Rose McGowan Explained  —  We've been seeing odd pictures of Rose McGowan and trying to put our finger on her strange face lift.  Then BAM!, Awful Plastic Surgery hits it on the head... "Is Rose McGowan going through a wind tunnel?"  —  Celebrity Plastic Surgery Explosion!  —  Image via AwfulPlasticSurgery

Lohan's Dad: "I Thought She Was Overdosed or Dead"  —  Us: Are you relieved to hear she's checked into Promises, a respectable treatment center?  —  Michael Lohan: I'm glad she's there and trying to get help.  I hope she stays away from Samantha Ronson and all the people who have been negative influences.

Jamie Foxx Flashes the Crowd  —  Jamie Foxx went fox-hunting ... with a flashlight.  —  The Oscar winner partied hard at Moon Nightclub in Las Vegas on Sunday night and — we're told — was looking for the pleasure of a little female company, so he did what any self-respecting movie star would do …

Potty Pete Doherty is in a spin  —  JUNKIE rocker PETE DOHERTY failed to show up for a DJ set in front of thousands of clubbers — so Celebrity Big Brother star PRESTON stepped in.  —  Fans paid £40 each to see troubled BABYSHAMBLES singer Doherty, 28, spin his tunes.

WHAT A WRECK  —  LOHAN'S LATEST NIGHT 'OUT'  —  Less than 48 hours after her coke-tainted DUI smashup, Lindsay Lohan was back at it yesterday, partying with pals until she collapsed.  —  The dazed young star wound up passing out in her SUV as gal pal Samantha Ronson drove …

Ashley Judd Wins Indy 500?  —  Almost, her husband Dario Franchitti did.  But she may as well have with all the attention she's getting.  Most news headlines read Ashley Judd's husband wins Indy 500.  Poor guy, all that work only to become Mr Judd.  Having said that, I think we can all agree …

Lily Allen was kicked out of school when she was caught giving bjs  —  British singer Lily Allen says in a new Rolling Stone interview that she was booted from school for performing fellatio on the boys.  It wasn't a big deal to her classmates' parents, she claims, because they were products of the 60s:

VIDEO: Barbara Walters Says Rosie's Welcome to Return  —  Rosie O'Donnell was not fired and she is welcome back on The View whenever she wants, Barbara Walters said at the outset of Tuesday's show.  —  The announcement came during the first live broadcast of the ABC daytime chatfest since …

Eva Mendes Sex Scene  —  An Eva Mendes sex scene?  Perfect!  —  Eva Mendes, who is currently filming her new movie "We Own the Night," is set to have an on-screen sex scene with Joaquin Phoenix.  Despite appearing naked in several magazines, Eva was unable to muster the courage to film …