Pop princess Brit is toxsick  —  ANOTHER night, another LA party girl hits the deck.  —  But seriously, somebody needs to ship BRITNEY back to rehab asap.  —  The Toxic star had to be carried out of the men's toilets of an exclusive LA hotel bar on Sunday night after she was discovered vomiting uncontrollably.

Calum's coke-fuelled orgy  —  Sordid ... Calum Best snorts Coke and romps with two vice girls  —  STRUTTING Casanova CALUM BEST is exposed today as a pathetic cocaine addict who gets his kicks from depraved orgies.  —  In public, Calum loves to lap up the glamour at celebrity parties with Hollywood actress LINDSAY LOHAN on his arm.

BREAKING NEWS: Nicole Richie Hits Car!  —  Talk about a Memorial Day weekend to remember - first Mischa Barton reportedly OD's, then Lindsay Lohan gets busted with drugs after smashing her car up, and now we're hearing that Nicole Richie hit a car last night!

Source: Paris Hilton Is Dreading Jail Time  —  Paris Hilton may be putting on a brave face - she's spent the past week shopping and partying with friends - but a source tells PEOPLE the heiress is hugely distressed about her impending jail time.  —  "Paris hasn't been eating at all and her parents …

Lohan's Official Statement  —  A rep for Lindsay Lohan issued the following statement:

YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF KEVIN FEDERLINE  —  Kevin Federline is NOT giving up on his musical career.  He is investing his OWN money to produce a second album.  The fact that his first album Playing With Fire was received with little enthusiasm hasn't deterred him.

Beth Ditto Blames the Gays  —  Beth Ditto said that gay dudes are the reason why chicks obsess about being skinny sluts. … The 210lb singer doesn't put Kate Moss into that category though.  She says Kate Moss feels her pain. … Beth darling....what Kate meant was "It's a really radical concept …

PAPA DO PREACH: DAD PLANS HAMPTONS RELIGIOUS DETOX  —  Lindsay Lohan's dad has teamed up with a firebrand preacher to establish a $15 million treatment center in Southampton - for people like his drink- and drug-addled daughter.  —  Michael Lohan, who reacted in horror to Lindsay's lifeless image …

MUSIC MOGUL CRAMPING KELLY  —  NOTE to music industry legend Clive Davis: Stop trashing Kelly Clarkson - you are making yourself look bad.  —  "Clive is furious because Kelly has assumed total artistic control over her new album and refuses his suggestions," according to an insider at Sony BMG, the parent of Clarkson's label, RCA.

Jordin reportedly had some help to win 'Idol'  —  $10 million doesn't buy much of Michael Jackson's time  —  Jordin Sparks says that she can't take credit for her fabulous voice because it's a gift from God.  Apparently, the "American Idol" winner also had a little more earthly help: she reportedly had a vocal coach.

Brittany Murphy's Husband Once Bought Fake Engagement Ring  —  Brittany Murphy and Factory Girl executive producer and writer Simon Monjack shocked friends and family in April by marrying after only four months of dating.  The couple skipped the proposal and honeymoon, exchanging Neil Lane rings …

Opri to Birkhead: Pay Up!  —  UPDATE: In an exclusive statement to TMZ, Larry Birkhead says: … TMZ has obtained a court document filed by Debra Opri in which she claims that Dannielynn's daddy has refused to pay for legal services.  —  In the petition to the court …

Radio hosts push Usher's buttons  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  Watch what you say about Usher's lady!  —  The formerly press-shy R&B star is so mad for his fiancée, Tameka Foster, that he has been calling radio hosts to blast them for making fun of her.

You Know You Want This!  —  Beth Ditto has been named the "Queen of Indie" on June's cover of NME Magazine.  Homegirl doesn't give an eff and is just doing her thing.  This cover magazine makes me hungry for biscuits and gravy!  Hey, her make-up looks good!  —  Source: ONTD