Pop princess Brit is toxsick  —  ANOTHER night, another LA party girl hits the deck.  —  But seriously, somebody needs to ship BRITNEY back to rehab asap.  —  The Toxic star had to be carried out of the men's toilets of an exclusive LA hotel bar on Sunday night after she was discovered vomiting uncontrollably.

YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF KEVIN FEDERLINE  —  Kevin Federline is NOT giving up on his musical career.  He is investing his OWN money to produce a second album.  The fact that his first album Playing With Fire was received with little enthusiasm hasn't deterred him.

Calum's coke-fuelled orgy  —  Sordid ... Calum Best snorts Coke and romps with two vice girls  —  STRUTTING Casanova CALUM BEST is exposed today as a pathetic cocaine addict who gets his kicks from depraved orgies.  —  In public, Calum loves to lap up the glamour at celebrity parties with Hollywood actress LINDSAY LOHAN on his arm.

Paris' Cell Mate Hand-Picked  —  TMZ has learned Paris Hilton's cell mate has already been selected.  —  Officials at the jail where Paris will do time have decided an inmate who is doing time for reckless driving will be the perfect match for Paris.  Sources tell TMZ that jailers were looking …

Beth Ditto's gay rant  —  The Gossip singer Beth Ditto says gay men in the fashion industry are to blame for the worrying size zero trend.  —  Plus-sized Beth, who has posed naked for this month's cover of NME magazine, slammed homosexual designers for putting unrealistic pressure on women to be skinny.

Jordin reportedly had some help to win 'Idol'  —  $10 million doesn't buy much of Michael Jackson's time  —  Jordin Sparks says that she can't take credit for her fabulous voice because it's a gift from God.  Apparently, the "American Idol" winner also had a little more earthly help: she reportedly had a vocal coach.

NOT SO STUNNING  —  PARIS Hilton was axed from an upcoming photo book of the world's most stunning heiresses - even before The Post reported that her half-aunt, Elizabeth Avanzino, is a junkie jailbird.  Celebrity lensman Roger Moenks planned to include the heir-head in "Inheriting Beauty …

Jordan's agony over son's fall  —  PREGNANT Jordan's disabled son was in hospital last night after a horrific accident.  —  Partially-sighted Harvey, four, is thought to have fallen into a mirror and badly cut his face.  —  The glamour model, 29 — due to give birth any day …

A-ROD'S A YANKEE DOODLE RANDY  —  HITS A STRIP JOINT WITH TORONTO BABE  —  Yankees superstar Alex Rodriguez stepped up to the plate with a mysterious, busty blonde in Toronto, as these intimate, exclusive photos reveal.  —  The cozy duo dined with two pals at a pricey steakhouse late Sunday night …

American Idol Snubs Katharine McPhee  —  Scores of American Idol alums turned out to partake in this year's season finale, but noticeably absent from the festivities was last year's runner-up, Katharine McPhee.  —  Although fellow Season 5 competitors Elliot Yamin, Kellie Pickler …

Brittany Murphy's Husband Once Bought Fake Engagement Ring  —  Brittany Murphy and Factory Girl executive producer and writer Simon Monjack shocked friends and family in April by marrying after only four months of dating.  The couple skipped the proposal and honeymoon, exchanging Neil Lane rings …

IS NICOLE RICHIE...PREGNANT?!?  —  oh my gosh i just woke up to the brand new national enquirer cover in my inbox and their big story this week revolves around the real reason nicole richie is seeking help...she's pregnant - or so the magazine claims - oh my goodness!

Shiloh's Big Birthday Bash!  —  It should come as no surprise that the Jolie-Pitt clan went all out to celebrate Shiloh's first birthday in Prague.  —  After all, making birthdays special is important to Angelina Jolie, whose late mother Marcheline Bertrand (who died of cancer in January) …

Petra Nemcova Wears the Shortest Skirt Ever  —  It doesn't take much to make me happy in this world, and there definitely isn't very much to Petra Nemcova's dress, so you know that makes me happy.  In fact, if it was any shorter, I'm pretty sure it would be a shirt, and then we'd all be even happier.