Pop princess Brit is toxsick  —  ANOTHER night, another LA party girl hits the deck.  —  But seriously, somebody needs to ship BRITNEY back to rehab asap.  —  The Toxic star had to be carried out of the men's toilets of an exclusive LA hotel bar on Sunday night after she was discovered vomiting uncontrollably.

Lohan's Official Statement  —  A rep for Lindsay Lohan issued the following statement:

BREAKING NEWS: Nicole Richie Hits Car!  —  Talk about a Memorial Day weekend to remember - first Mischa Barton reportedly OD's, then Lindsay Lohan gets busted with drugs after smashing her car up, and now we're hearing that Nicole Richie hit a car last night!

PAPA DO PREACH: DAD PLANS HAMPTONS RELIGIOUS DETOX  —  Lindsay Lohan's dad has teamed up with a firebrand preacher to establish a $15 million treatment center in Southampton - for people like his drink- and drug-addled daughter.  —  Michael Lohan, who reacted in horror to Lindsay's lifeless image …

ANGELINA JOLIE FEELS TOO GUILTY TO EAT  —  ANGELINA JOLIE, CELEBRITY PHOTOS, GOSSIP  —  Troubled beauty Angelina Jolie feels too guilty to eat says her brother James Haven Voight.  —  James fears Angelina Jolie's health is failing because of the trauma of working with starving children …

Brittany Murphy's Husband Once Bought Fake Engagement Ring  —  Brittany Murphy and Factory Girl executive producer and writer Simon Monjack shocked friends and family in April by marrying after only four months of dating.  The couple skipped the proposal and honeymoon, exchanging Neil Lane rings …

Calum's coke-fuelled orgy  —  Sordid ... Calum Best snorts Coke and romps with two vice girls  —  STRUTTING Casanova CALUM BEST is exposed today as a pathetic cocaine addict who gets his kicks from depraved orgies.  —  In public, Calum loves to lap up the glamour at celebrity parties with Hollywood actress LINDSAY LOHAN on his arm.

MUSIC MOGUL CRAMPING KELLY  —  NOTE to music industry legend Clive Davis: Stop trashing Kelly Clarkson - you are making yourself look bad.  —  "Clive is furious because Kelly has assumed total artistic control over her new album and refuses his suggestions," according to an insider at Sony BMG, the parent of Clarkson's label, RCA.

Britney Opens Up About Feeling Lost  —  Though Britney could still use the help of a stylist, at least she changed out of her stained white dress into a clean turquoise one this weekend after making the rounds eating and tanning.  It seems as if the pop star is also doing a little reflecting of her own.

ONE-HIT WHAT?  —  REMEMBERING the words to his hit songs is not one of Bobby Brown's prerogatives.  Before the rapper was scheduled to perform at Stereo by the Shore in the Hamptons Saturday night, he partook in a 30-minute make-out session with girlfriend Alicia Etheridge …

Rosie Crafts Poem For The ShowBuzz  —  When Words Fail, Former Host Of "The View" Turns To Pictures  —  (CBS/AP) Rosie O'Donnell is known for speaking her mind, but she tells The Showbuzz exclusively that when words become too heated, she gets creative.  —  In a video posted …

Radio hosts push Usher's buttons  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  Watch what you say about Usher's lady!  —  The formerly press-shy R&B star is so mad for his fiancée, Tameka Foster, that he has been calling radio hosts to blast them for making fun of her.

Rapper Fat Joe sought as shooting witness  —  Police believe rapper Fat Joe may have been on the scene when two men were shot and killed outside of David's Cafe II in South Beach.  —  dovalle@MiamiHerald.com  —  Miami Beach police arrested a man they say murdered two people during a Memorial …

You Know You Want This!  —  Beth Ditto has been named the "Queen of Indie" on June's cover of NME Magazine.  Homegirl doesn't give an eff and is just doing her thing.  This cover magazine makes me hungry for biscuits and gravy!  Hey, her make-up looks good!  —  Source: ONTD

Kylie the singletonÂ's quiet birthday  —  Faced with the bleak prospect of spending the first birthday since her split from Olivier Martinez without a male companion, Kylie Minogue had no hesitation in calling up little sister Dannii to keep her company.