Lohan's Official Statement  —  A rep for Lindsay Lohan issued the following statement:

BREAKING NEWS: Nicole Richie Hits Car!  —  Talk about a Memorial Day weekend to remember - first Mischa Barton reportedly OD's, then Lindsay Lohan gets busted with drugs after smashing her car up, and now we're hearing that Nicole Richie hit a car last night!

Hasselbeck communicating with O'Donnell  —  NEW YORK - Elisabeth Hasselbeck is trying to patch things up with Rosie O'Donnell, her former co-host on ABC's "The View," after last week's on-air spat.  On Tuesday's show, Hasselbeck said she and O'Donnell were "in communication a lot," …

Lohan's Dad: "I Thought She Was Overdosed or Dead"  —  Us: Are you relieved to hear she's checked into Promises, a respectable treatment center?  —  Michael Lohan: I'm glad she's there and trying to get help.  I hope she stays away from Samantha Ronson and all the people who have been negative influences.

Mother's fears for 'super-skinny' Amy  —  Amy Winehouse's mother has revealed her concerns over her daughter's weight loss.  —  Janis Winehouse says she is terrified that the Rehab singer will waste away to nothing.  She said: "Amy's always been slim but has never been this skinny before."

Britney Opens Up About Feeling Lost  —  Though Britney could still use the help of a stylist, at least she changed out of her stained white dress into a clean turquoise one this weekend after making the rounds eating and tanning.  It seems as if the pop star is also doing a little reflecting of her own.

Paris Hilton's prison perks  —  Paris Hilton will lose weight, gain "street cred' and look more beautiful after she goes to prison, her friends claim.  —  Pals of the hotel heiress - who has been sentenced to 23 days in jail for driving with a suspended licence - believe Paris' imprisonment will be good for her.

Opri to Birkhead: Pay Up!  —  UPDATE: In an exclusive statement to TMZ, Larry Birkhead says: … TMZ has obtained a court document filed by Debra Opri in which she claims that Dannielynn's daddy has refused to pay for legal services.  —  In the petition to the court …

Heather Locklear's Bikini is Too Small - Perfect Fit  —  Continuing the trend of over-40 celebs in bikinis, here are some pretty nice Heather Locklear bikini pictures.  I don't know how she stays in such great shape after so many years, but like knowing how sausage is made, it's probably best not to ask too many questions.

Rose McGowan Explained  —  We've been seeing odd pictures of Rose McGowan and trying to put our finger on her strange face lift.  Then BAM!, Awful Plastic Surgery hits it on the head... "Is Rose McGowan going through a wind tunnel?"  —  Celebrity Plastic Surgery Explosion!  —  Image via AwfulPlasticSurgery

Miss USA Falls, Gets Booed at Miss Universe Pageant  —  Ten seconds Miss USA Rachel Smith would probably like to forget: Slipping and landing on her behind while modeling her evening gown at Monday night's Miss Universe pageant in Mexico City.  (See video below.)

Eva Mendes Sex Scene  —  An Eva Mendes sex scene?  Perfect!  —  Eva Mendes, who is currently filming her new movie "We Own the Night," is set to have an on-screen sex scene with Joaquin Phoenix.  Despite appearing naked in several magazines, Eva was unable to muster the courage to film …

You Know You Want This!  —  Beth Ditto has been named the "Queen of Indie" on June's cover of NME Magazine.  Homegirl doesn't give an eff and is just doing her thing.  This cover magazine makes me hungry for biscuits and gravy!  Hey, her make-up looks good!  —  Source: ONTD

ANO Jolie?  —  Star Magazine reports that friends of Angelina Jolie are concerned over her recent major weight-loss.  It has been reported that Angie is still broken up over the death of her mother and it's taken a toll on her eating habits.  —  A source close to the couple said …

Granny (and) Apple  —  While Gwyneth heads back to work in the Hollywood trenches, cutie Apple-pie gets in some TLC with grandmother Blythe Danner.  Is it bad that I love how her outfit matches the pink putter?  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

Own a Piece of History.....Or Something  —  Some foolio is selling pieces of Lindsay Lohan's torn up Mercedes on eBay .  They claim they picked up these little gems right before the scene was cleared up.  The bid is up to $100.  —  Their description is rich: … It's so one of her friends.