Shirley MacLaine to Lohan: Get Better, Make My Movie!!  —  Oscar winner Shirley MacLaine, along with another producer of Lindsay Lohan's upcoming film "Poor Things," has just released a statement claiming that they are more than willing to work around Lohan's rehab schedule in order to get the movie done:

PAULA WHINE CAUGHT ON TAPE  —  IN a sob-filled audio tape obtained by Page Six, "American Idol" princess Paula Abdul is captured having a meltdown during a recent conference call.  —  Abdul, who seems to be talking to a group of publicists at some point during the last week, trashes her former rep …

Lohan bash: All bets off  —  Lindsay Lohan's decision to check into Promises could be the most expensive stay in rehab ever.  —  In addition to jeopardizing film roles, she could lose hundreds of thousands of dollars in sponsorships for her upcoming 21st birthday.

'O.C.' beauty winds up in the ER following party  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  Mischa Barton jetted off yesterday for Russia - which isn't far enough away from her ex-boyfriend Cisco Adler, as far as her parents are concerned.  —  The stunning former "O.C." star gave her folks …

Calum Best: I'm an addict  —  Calum ... comes clean after cocaine romp, right  —  in Hollywood  —  SEX-ADDICT CALUM BEST has vowed to check into rehab in a bid to curb his wild cocaine binges and depraved orgies.  —  The soccer hero's son — snapped in a sleazy romp with two hookers …

Underwood's QB boyfriend calls for timeout  —  Plus: Sickly Spears spotted after throwing up in men's room  —  Carrie Underwood's football-star boyfriend is calling for a timeout.  —  The two have been tight for several months: Tony Romo flew to Nashville to celebrate …

Manson Chimes in on Lindsay  —  No, this isn't Marilyn Manson doing stand-up.  Our beloved shock rocker recently stopped by our L.A. studio to host our Top 11 Countdown, and he couldn't resist imparting some comedic social commentary on us.  Here's a clip of Manson's thoughts on why troubled Lindsay Lohan went blonde.

Nicole Richie: 'Weight-Limit' E-Mail Was a Joke  —  Nicole Richie sent friends what she thought was a humorous e-mail invitation to her Memorial Day barbecue - and she can't understand why people don't get the joke.  —  "Let's glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of Tsubi jeans …

'Women' finally ready for makeover  —  Eva Mendes, Annette Bening join cast  —  After more than a decade of trying, Diane English has a solid cast and an Aug. 6 start date for "The Women," the remake of the 1939 classic that she adapted and will direct.  —  Meg Ryan, Annette Bening …

Billy Joel's 25 year-old wife has outgrown him  —  Billy Joel married his wife, chef Katie Lee, in 2004 when she was just 23 years old and he was 54.  She was only five years older than his daughter, Alexa Ray, who was the maid of honor at the wedding.  —  It's not that surprising …

Here We Go Again  —  It wouldn't be a new month without Brangelina wedding rumors.  Sources now claim that Angelina Jolie is planning a huge and lavish wedding. … This source says that Angelina will start planning this Fall.  —  LIES!  I doubt these two will ever get married.

Keri Russell Has Whipped Cream on Her Breast  —  Keri Russell, how do I love thee, let me count the ways.  Actually, I'm not gonna count, but I know it's a lot.  And a hell of a lot more after seeing these pictures of Keri Russell from the latest issue of Interview Magazine.

MORGAN IN VEGAS REVELRY  —  TRACY Morgan is partying hard again but what was he drinking?  Due to a drunk-driving plea deal, the 30 Rock star has been wearing an ankle device since May 25 to monitor his skin for alcohol levels.  Last weekend, Morgan went to a party at Rum Jungle in Las Vegas …

Beyoncé Says She Wants Kids - in 10 Years  —  Beyoncé wants to be a mom - but not just yet.  —  Asked in the June issue of France's Questions de femmes magazine if she wants kids, she says: "Yes, in 10 years!  For the moment, there are still so many things I need to accomplish."