Before the slammer, Paris planning some glamour  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  Paris Hilton is getting ready for her closeup.  —  Sources say the jail-bound heiress has ordered a hair and makeup team to meet her at her Hollywood Hills home at 9 a.m. Monday.

Jessica Alba: I Look in the Mirror and Go "Ugh"  —  In Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, Jessica Alba plays a woman with the power to become invisible.  In the new issue of Parade, the actress reveals that she often wishes she could disappear.  —  "I prefer to be a little more anonymous, under the radar," she said.

Paula: I'm Deeply Hurt  —  In an exclusive statement to TMZ, Paula Abdul says: … As first reported by Page Six and posted by Perez Hilton, a secretly taped phone conversation was released today — which featured a sobbing Abdul discussing her former publicist and their strained relationship.

Nicky Hilton Says Jail for Paris Is 'Absurd'  —  With the June 5 deadline for Paris Hilton to turn herself in to jail looming, her younger sister Nicky is speaking out.  —  "I think she should definitely be punished, but going to jail for a traffic violation is pretty absurd," Hilton, 23 …

Heidi Montag's Boobies Get A Call from Playboy  —  And it's the kind of phone call that most boobs wait a lifetime by the phone and are never lucky enough to get.  It looks like those chest enhancements of hers are already looking like a better investment than my lousy 401k will ever be.

Kirsten Dunst Vs. Drew Barrymore  —  Kirsten Dunst in Interview With a Vampire usually tops our list of scary kids, but Drew Barrymore gives her a run for the money with her head exploding powers in Firestarter! watch them both in the clips below from the Top 10 Creepy Kids!

Jennifer Aniston Gets Cozy with Mystery Man  —  Jennifer Aniston's been single since her October split from Vince Vaughn - but she may have a new man in her life.  —  The former Friends star, 38, spent Memorial Day weekend getting cozy with a handsome mystery man with dirty-blond hair.

The Police To Go Unplugged  —  The Police have agreed to do an episode of MTV's "Unplugged" series.  The taping will take place on July 13 in Miami at an as of yet unnamed venue.

Lindsay and DJ Sam: The Big Blowout  —  Sources have revealed to TMZ what Lindsay Lohan and DJ Samantha Ronson were fighting about in the early morning post-partying-party hours — before Lilo confronted a Beverly Hills curb and was popped for DUI.  —  Our source, close to Ronson …

TRAVOLTA PRESSED ON TEEN SON  —  JOHN Travolta, 53, and his wife, Kelly Preston, 44, just announced they want to try for their third child - even while they fall under increasing pressure to publicly acknowledge the disability of their son, Jett.  —  Travolta has either pretended …

Night & Day  —  Fug alert!  Kelly Osbourne and Kimbo Stewart were in Venice today shooting some kind of reality show.  I have no idea what the premise is, but I'm sure it's lame.  Maybe they join ugly forces to see how fast they can clear crowds.  Whatever it is...I don't want.

Richie fears she may go to jail too  —  LOS ANGELES - Nicole Richie admits she's "nervous" about the possibility she may follow her friend Paris Hilton to jail.  —  Richie was charged with DUI in February.  Police say she was under the influence of booze and an unspecified drug when they stopped her last year.

As wife packs up, is A-Rod out at home?  —  Rodriguez says his off-field antics won't 'be a distraction' to team  —  Yankees superstar Alex Rodriguez vowed yesterday that revelations about his off-the-field antics wouldn't affect his play for the slumping Bombers.

I am - Jessica Biel Takes Out the Trash of the Day  —  I am not sure if these are taken outside her house or if they are some set of a movie, but since this bitch barely works and is barely famous and has barely had any career other than paparazzi taking pictures of her jogging …

The MTV Movie Awards Swag Bag  —  Get ready to get sick!  The MTV Movie Award Swag Bag has officially been released.  My favorite is a MATTRESS!  That is so random.  Here we go...  - 2007 Grand Prix Arizona and owners Dale Jensen & Bradley Yonover invite the MTV Movie Awards participants …

EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay Says The Party Must Go On!  —  They tried to make her go to rehab, but she said "no, no, no"!  BWE.tv has exclusively confirmed that Lindsay Lohan - currently on a 14-day "lockdown" at Promises rehab center - is determined to celebrate her 21st birthday (and the end of her rehab stint) …

Sienna Miller wearing a see-through top  —  Here are some pictures of Sienna Miller on the set of her latest movie "Best Time of Our Lives" (a movie that takes place in the late 19th century), in what appears to be a completely see-through top.  In fact, I almost wonder why they even have her wearing one in the first place?

Arrest Warrant Issued for Tom Sizemore  —  Tom Sizemore is officially a wanted man.  —  TMZ has learned that a Los Angeles County judge has issued a bench warrant for the Sizemore's arrest, after he was booked on drug charges in Bakersfield earlier this month.

She was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar...  ... but Victoria Hart has just won a £1.5m recording contract.  Emily Dugan and Kevin Crowley tell her story and chart the other musical unknowns plucked from obscurity and catapulted to fame and fortune

Harry Potter theme park headed to Fla.  —  ORLANDO, Fla. - Universal Orlando Resort is opening a Harry Potter theme park that will let fans visit many of the iconic locations in the books and movies that endeared the boy magician to millions.  —  "The Wizarding World of Harry Potter" …