Before the slammer, Paris planning some glamour  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  Paris Hilton is getting ready for her closeup.  —  Sources say the jail-bound heiress has ordered a hair and makeup team to meet her at her Hollywood Hills home at 9 a.m. Monday.

Nicky Hilton Says Jail for Paris Is 'Absurd'  —  With the June 5 deadline for Paris Hilton to turn herself in to jail looming, her younger sister Nicky is speaking out.  —  "I think she should definitely be punished, but going to jail for a traffic violation is pretty absurd," Hilton, 23 …

Heidi Montag's Boobies Get A Call from Playboy  —  And it's the kind of phone call that most boobs wait a lifetime by the phone and are never lucky enough to get.  It looks like those chest enhancements of hers are already looking like a better investment than my lousy 401k will ever be.

TRAVOLTA PRESSED ON TEEN SON  —  JOHN Travolta, 53, and his wife, Kelly Preston, 44, just announced they want to try for their third child - even while they fall under increasing pressure to publicly acknowledge the disability of their son, Jett.  —  Travolta has either pretended …

Paula: I'm Deeply Hurt  —  In an exclusive statement to TMZ, Paula Abdul says: … As first reported by Page Six and posted by Perez Hilton, a secretly taped phone conversation was released today — which featured a sobbing Abdul discussing her former publicist and their strained relationship.

Keira and Sienna best of friends on and off screen  —  An unlikely friendship has blossomed between co-stars Keira Knightley and Sienna Miller.  —  The girls, who are currently filming The Edge Of Love - a film about Dylan Thomas - together, hit the town last night with Keira's fella Rupert Friend …

Ageing heartthrob Tony Curtis faces bald truth  —  He set hearts racing alongside Marilyn Monroe in the 1959 classic Some Like It Hot, but these days ageing screen legend Tony Curtis is barely recognisable.  —  The 81-year-old acting veteran showed off his bald head and silver beard while shooting his latest movie, David And Fatima.

Jennifer Aniston is a Smart Girl  —  As Usmagazine.com reported in April, Jennifer Aniston, 38, has signed on as the new spokeswoman for smartwater.  The former Friends star and yoga enthusiast is making signature smartwater bottles that will be in stores this July, and will appear …

Opri Bags Birkhead's $$$$$$$$$  —  TMZ has learned Debra Opri, the attorney who Larry Birkhead fired and who billed him for more than $600,000 for legal services, is holding a huge amount of Birkhead's money hostage.  —  Rewind to March, 2007.  Larry Birkhead, who was then fighting …

PITT CREW  —  Brad's officially a dad for a fourth time.  —  Hollywood hunk Brad Pitt has officially added his name to the latest member of the Brangelina brood.  —  Mum Angelina Jolie went to court in Los Angeles today to change the name of her adopted three-year-old Pax from Pax Thien Jolie to Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt.

JENNIFER ANISTON'S $5 MILLION ART CATALOG  —  Seeing is believing, as Star magazine knows.  That's why it illustrated its cover story about "Jen's $5 Million Tell-All!" with a shot of Jennifer Aniston carrying what is plainly the manuscript she's allegedly shopping around to publishers about her days with Brad Pitt.

While The Cat's Away.....  Oh snap!  Looks like Samantha Ronson is getting herself some new coochie while Lindsay Blohan's in the tank!  The good thing about having Richie as a girlfriend is you can kiss her on both lips at the same time, because she's so skinny!

Enrique: My new releazzz  —  ENRIQUE IGLESIAS is taking prescription medication because he is apparently suffering from crippling insomnia.  —  The Latino superstar, who recently split from tennis beauty ANNA KOURNIKOVA, has been having trouble nodding off for years.

Not Completely Unfortunate  —  Personally, I don't think Rumer Willis is that fugly fug.  I think with minor adjustements she could turn out semi-attractive.  It's mostly the hair.  It's got her looking like a Thundercat.  She doesn't help the cause by wearing cat print!