Anne Heche: My Husband is a Whack Job  —  "Men in Trees" actress Anne Heche claims that she deserves sole legal custody of her 5-year-old son Homer because her soon-to-be-ex husband, Coley Laffoon, masturbates too much.  Seriously.  —  In court papers filed earlier this week and obtained by TMZ …

EXCLUSIVE: Visiting time for Lindsay  —  It says a lot about Lindsay Lohan that on visiting day at Promises rehab yesterday, there was no sign of her mom Dina, her dad (who, admittedly can't stray too far from home right now) or her siblings, but that she did receive a visit from her bodyguard.

Suri Cruise Sends a Thank-You Note  —  Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes's daughter Suri is not only well dressed, she's well mannered.  After visiting a Shreveport, La., children's store recently, the 1-year-old (with a little help from her mom) sent the owners a thank-you note - on her very own embossed stationery.

ABDUL ACTS LOOPY AT THE FIFI'S  —  PAULA Abdul's behavior seems to be getting wackier by the day.  —  At Thursday night's Fragrance Foundation 2007 FiFi Awards, held at the Winter Garden, the upbeat "American Idol" judge was slotted to open the evening - but she arrived 30 minutes late …

Sofia Coppola Strolling Around NYC  —  Sofia Coppola and Romy took advantage of the beautiful weather in NYC and took a stroll around downtown.  I think these are the first pictures I've seen of her daughter.  She is simply adorable.  Click on the thumbnails below to enlarge each picture.

Ben Affleck Tells Grads, 'You Could Teach Me'  —  Ben Affleck told high school graduates Friday he was an unlikely person to give them advice - then gave it anyway.  —  "I haven't been in space, I'm not a politician, I'm not a super hero - I'm not even a gangster," he said at the commencement …

Nicole Richie is scared of Jail  —  Nicole Richie is nervous that she may be joining the other celebrities in jail because of her February driving under the influence charge.  However, she claims she is ready to take responsibility.  According to Star,

Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson & Wife Split Up  —  Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and wife Dany Garcia Johnson have separated, they have announced in a statement to PEOPLE.  —  "While certain aspects of our relationship have changed, we are both vitally important to each other's lives," their statement reads.

Sweating It Out  —  Rehab is hard.  Well, it is if you stay in it.  Lindsay's been leaving the Promises (resort) for late night rendez-vous and excursions to the gym - doesn't Promises have a health club of its own?  Still, it's good she's exercising - sweating out all those toxins.

Birkhead Sues Opri for Fraud, Malpractice  —  Larry Birkhead just filed a lawsuit against Debra Opri for allegedly defrauding him out of hundreds of thousands of dollars.  —  In a lawsuit filed Friday in Los Angeles County Superior Court, Birkhead claims an MSNBC reporter hooked him up with her.

WILLIS DAUGHTER EMPATHISES WITH HILTON  —  RUMER WILLIS, the eldest daughter of BRUCE WILLIS and DEMI MOORE, empathises with the plight of PARIS HILTON as the socialite gets ready to begin her 23-day jail term.  Hilton has to report to Los Angeles' Century Regional Detention Center by 5 June …

Courteney Cox's Baby Belly Surgery Ban.  —  Courteney Cox's Baby Belly Surgery Ban.  —  Arquette Bans COURTENEY COX From Plastic Surgery Former Friends star COURTENEY COX is eager to undergo plastic surgery to slow down the signs of ageing - but her husband DAVID ARQUETTE has banned her from doing so.

Jessica Simpson is Seducing You  —  Here's some pictures of Jessica Simpson in Los Angeles two days ago, and let me warn you - good luck trying to contain your unbridled lust.  What with the sweat pants, matted hair and the half gallon of ice cream I assume she just finished off, it's obvious - this succubus wants your soul.

Lindsay Lohan to skip MTV Movie Awards  —  Actress is currently in rehab after a wild Memorial Day weekend  —  LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan won't be attending Sunday's MTV Movie Awards, her publicist confirmed Friday.  —  The actress, who checked into rehab earlier this week …

Paris Hilton is Getting Ready For Jail  —  With her impending jail sentence set to start next Tuesday, Paris Hilton hired a hair and makeup team to ensure that all the attention is on her when she reports to jail.  The New York Daily News reports: … The source goes on to say that Paris intends …

Jordan also releasing children's books.  —  Synopsis: Jess, Mel, Amber, Sam and Cara are lucky enough to be able to spend as much time as they can with their favourite ponies at Vicki's Riding School.  Grooming, sweeping the yard, even mucking out is fun when you love ponies as much as they do.

It's the First Image From Michel Gondry's Be Kind, Rewind!  —  And it features stars Jack Black and Mos Def wrapped in tin foil.  Considering this is a Gondry film I'm not surprised in the least.  Grinning like an idiot, yes.  Surprised, no. … Click here for a large version of the picture.