No TV Interview for Paris Hilton in Jail  —  LOS ANGELES (AP) - Sheriff Lee Baca said Friday that Paris Hilton will not be allowed to give television interviews while serving her jail sentence and that aggressive steps were being taken to prevent cameras from being smuggled into the facility.

Birkhead Sues Opri for Fraud, Malpractice  —  Larry Birkhead just filed a lawsuit against Debra Opri for allegedly defrauding him out of hundreds of thousands of dollars.  —  In a lawsuit filed Friday in Los Angeles County Superior Court, Birkhead claims an MSNBC reporter hooked him up with her.

Lindsay Lohan Leaves Rehab To Go To The Gym  —  Lindsay Lohan was spotted out of Promises for a trip to the gym.  For all that money they pay to stay at Promises, don't they have a gym there, or was it just an excuse for Lindsay to get out?  I'm sure she misses all the attention she was getting daily.

Suri Cruise Sends a Thank-You Note  —  Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes's daughter Suri is not only well dressed, she's well mannered.  After visiting a Shreveport, La., children's store recently, the 1-year-old (with a little help from her mom) sent the owners a thank-you note - on her very own embossed stationery.

Nicole Richie is scared of Jail  —  Nicole Richie is nervous that she may be joining the other celebrities in jail because of her February driving under the influence charge.  However, she claims she is ready to take responsibility.  According to Star,

ABDUL ACTS LOOPY AT THE FIFI'S  —  PAULA Abdul's behavior seems to be getting wackier by the day.  —  At Thursday night's Fragrance Foundation 2007 FiFi Awards, held at the Winter Garden, the upbeat "American Idol" judge was slotted to open the evening - but she arrived 30 minutes late …

She Probably Heard Ronson Was Hanging Out With Other Chicks!  —  Lindsay Lohan left Promises yesterday to go to the gym for a work-out.  She checked herself in on Monday and is already taking little trips out on Thursday.  Hmmm....doesn't that posh joint have a damn gym?

Jessica Simpson is Seducing You  —  Here's some pictures of Jessica Simpson in Los Angeles two days ago, and let me warn you - good luck trying to contain your unbridled lust.  What with the sweat pants, matted hair and the half gallon of ice cream I assume she just finished off, it's obvious - this succubus wants your soul.

Jessica Alba Pictures from Parade Magazine  —  Jessica Alba is in the new issue of Parade magazine this month (I've never heard of it either), and well, there isn't much to say about it other than she looks pretty good, if a bit on the boring side.  But what can you do?

Sweating It Out  —  Rehab is hard.  Well, it is if you stay in it.  Lindsay's been leaving the Promises (resort) for late night rendez-vous and excursions to the gym - doesn't Promises have a health club of its own?  Still, it's good she's exercising - sweating out all those toxins.

Courteney Cox's Baby Belly Surgery Ban.  —  Courteney Cox's Baby Belly Surgery Ban.  —  Arquette Bans COURTENEY COX From Plastic Surgery Former Friends star COURTENEY COX is eager to undergo plastic surgery to slow down the signs of ageing - but her husband DAVID ARQUETTE has banned her from doing so.

Jordan also releasing children's books.  —  Synopsis: Jess, Mel, Amber, Sam and Cara are lucky enough to be able to spend as much time as they can with their favourite ponies at Vicki's Riding School.  Grooming, sweeping the yard, even mucking out is fun when you love ponies as much as they do.

Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson & Wife Split Up  —  Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and wife Dany Garcia Johnson have separated, they have announced in a statement to PEOPLE.  —  "While certain aspects of our relationship have changed, we are both vitally important to each other's lives," their statement reads.