LA County Jail Abuzz Over Paris Hilton's Arrival  —  Well, it's a good thing that she's smiling now, because in three days I have a feeling that smile will be wiped off of her face.  Apparently her future jail inmates aren't really looking forward to her arrival. … (Flynet)

X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney's Back!  —  Britney and Alli headed down south for a few days for some sun and fun without the kids.  More pix coming ...  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

MTV Movie Awards Red Carpet: Justin Timberlake Might Make Megan Fox Pee  —  'Transformers' hottie Megan Fox goes from indie-geek chic to all-out sleek.  —  Megan Fox — who is heading to the MTV Movie Awards for the first time — may masquerade as the typical Hollywood stunner …

Poor Paris!!!!  NOT!  —  Finally!  I was waiting for this to happen.  Paris Hilton's record label received a $500,000 lawsuit for blatantly copying UB40's Kingstown Town for her s**t single "Stars Are Blind."  Paris was already dropped by her label, so she's not named in the lawsuit.

Romance chills as Justin gets fizzical in hotel fracas  —  Justin Timberlake had a romantic weekend away with new girlfriend Jessica Biel ruined when he got involved in a fracas with a guest sharing the same hotel.  —  Scroll down for more  —  Jessica tried to calm Justin …

Abracadabra  —  Here's Ryan Gaycrest leaving Mr. Chows in Los Angeles last night after a "date."  He looks nervous.  I'm guessing it's nearing midnight and he's in a hurry to get her ass home before she turns into a [pumpkin] man.

Posh Pulls Out of TV Show  —  Posh Spice won't be spicing up the reality TV universe anytime soon.  Victoria Beckham has backed out of deal to star in a reality TV show for NBC about her move stateside with hubby David and kids.  —  The doll-like diva told Brit rag "The Mirror" that family comes before fame.

Shocking Lindsay Lohan photos  —  News of the World posted these shocking photos of Lindsay Lohan 4 months before she entered rehab.  A source told the paper, "These photos are very worrying.  Lindsay is so out of control.  She should not be left within a million miles of a knife.

Celeb swagging rites  —  Young Hollywood was out in force Thursday night at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel.  —  Nothing lures celebrities like swag, and boldface names lined up for free product at the launch of the Blackberry Curve by AT&T.  —  In addition to a glamorous appearance …

Bradley Doesn't Like Googly Eyes?  —  Brad Pitt apparently doesn't like Angelina Jolie's brother, James Haven, flapping his lady gums about their business.  James has talked to several newspapers on Angie's weight and how she's dealing with her mother's death.

Bruce Willis to Daughters' Suitors: Look Out!  —  It wasn't a stretch for Bruce Willis to play an over-protective father his new movie, Live Free or Die Hard, out June 27.  —  "I can relate to it, but that's overly dramatized in the film," Willis, 52, told reporters Friday at a press event …

EXCLUSIVE: Visiting time for Lindsay  —  It says a lot about Lindsay Lohan that on visiting day at Promises rehab yesterday, there was no sign of her mom Dina, her dad (who, admittedly can't stray too far from home right now) or her siblings, but that she did receive a visit from her bodyguard.

TYSON RAPED ME: EX  —  Mike Tyson violently raped his wife Robin Givens and then threatened to kill himself 48 hours before the couple gave a now-infamous interview to Barbara Walters that branded the then-heavyweight champ a wife-beater, Givens reveals in a new autobiography.

Drew Barrymore: Slim and boring  —  Drew Barrymore admits it is boring being healthy.  —  The 32-year-old actress embarked on a strict diet and exercise regime after splitting from her long-term boyfriend, Strokes drummer Fabrizio Moretti, earlier this year.

Ben Affleck Tells Grads, 'You Could Teach Me'  —  Ben Affleck told high school graduates Friday he was an unlikely person to give them advice - then gave it anyway.  —  "I haven't been in space, I'm not a politician, I'm not a super hero - I'm not even a gangster," he said at the commencement …

David Hasselhoff Dismisses Claims He's Still Drinking  —  Hollywood actor David Hasselhoff has dismissed allegations made by his ex-wife Pamela Bach that he has started drinking again.  The Baywatch star was unable to attend a custody hearing in Los Angeles yesterday because his lead attorney was taken ill …