Hilton in Custody and Doing Time  —  TMZ was there when Paris Hilton turned herself in to Sheriff's authorities Sunday night.  —  It didn't go down at the jail.  Paris' mega-lawyer, Richard Hutton, picked her up at her parents' house at 10:30 PM.  Hilton, Hutton, mom Kathy and sister Nicky …

Britney Soaks Up Some Sun In Mexico  —  Now that Lindsay's in rehab and Paris is off to the pokey, Britney's the only one left!  And we're fine with that!  These are pix from Brit's last day at the Four Seasons Punta Mita in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

UNREAL!  DINA EYES TV SHOW  —  DINA Lohan is about to get what she always wanted: her own TV show.  —  Dina - who has ridden the coattails of her eldest daughter, Lindsay, for years trying to become famous - is in talks to do a reality show with E! tentatively titled "Mom-ager," …

'Grey's Anatomy' stars gather for homeless charity  —  PACIFIC PALISADES, Calif. — The dreamy, steamy docs of Grey's Anatomy, on hiatus for the summer, reunited Saturday night at a private mansion for charity.  After a season with as much drama off screen as on, there was much to discuss.

O'Donnell sees difficulties of leaving limelight  —  NEW YORK — You never know what you're going to get with Rosie O'Donnell.  —  Maybe it was the early hour, but at 8 a.m. Sunday in front of hundreds of booksellers and librarians, she was the Queen of Nice.

Obesity expert takes heat from Sparks fans  —  Plus: Should Victoria 'Posh Spice' Beckham become a Lady?  —  Jordin Sparks fans are out for the blood of an obesity expert who said that the "American Idol" winner should lose some weight.  —  MeMe Roth of the National Action Against Obesity tells …

Jack Black, Judd Apatow team up  —  Duo to work on 'Year One' for Columbia  —  Jack Black is starring in "Year One," a comedy Judd Apatow is producing for Columbia.  —  Harold Ramis, who appears in a small role in Apatow's "Knocked Up," will direct and co-produce, and Michael Cera …

Knoxville in £5m penis mousetrap lawsuit  —  Jackass star Johnny Knoxville is being sued by for £5.3million by an actor who had his penis clamped in a mousetrap for a stunt.  —  Perry Caravello says he was severely injured when the trap crushed his manhood as he appeared on a radio talkshow with Knoxville.

Abracadabra  —  Here's Ryan Gaycrest leaving Mr. Chows in Los Angeles last night after a "date."  He looks nervous.  I'm guessing it's nearing midnight and he's in a hurry to get her ass home before she turns into a [pumpkin] man.

New Dad Jon Heder Says Diaper Duty Is Fun  —  When it comes to dirty diapers, new dad Jon Heder says bring 'em on.  —  "I think I was basically prepared for everything," Heder, 29, told PEOPLE at the Surf's Up premiere in Westwood, Calif., on Saturday when asked if fatherhood had offered any surprises.

Poor Paris!!!!  NOT!  —  Finally!  I was waiting for this to happen.  Paris Hilton's record label received a $500,000 lawsuit for blatantly copying UB40's Kingstown Town for her s**t single "Stars Are Blind."  Paris was already dropped by her label, so she's not named in the lawsuit.

Shocking Lindsay Lohan photos  —  News of the World posted these shocking photos of Lindsay Lohan 4 months before she entered rehab.  A source told the paper, "These photos are very worrying.  Lindsay is so out of control.  She should not be left within a million miles of a knife.

Posh Pulls Out of TV Show  —  Posh Spice won't be spicing up the reality TV universe anytime soon.  Victoria Beckham has backed out of deal to star in a reality TV show for NBC about her move stateside with hubby David and kids.  —  The doll-like diva told Brit rag "The Mirror" that family comes before fame.