Hilton in Custody and Doing Time  —  TMZ was there when Paris Hilton turned herself in to Sheriff's authorities Sunday night.  —  It didn't go down at the jail.  Paris' mega-lawyer, Richard Hutton, picked her up at her parents' house at 10:30 PM.  Hilton, Hutton, mom Kathy and sister Nicky …

Shemar Moore DUI — The Young & Arrested  —  TMZ has learned that actor Shemar Moore was arrested early Friday morning on suspicion of DUI in Los Angeles.  —  According to the CHP arrest report obtained by TMZ, the former "Young and the Restless" star was pulled over after officers noticed …

Jessica Simpson — Gunning for Her Own Leftovers?  —  With John Mayer out of the picture, Jessica Simpson found a new musician to fawn over — Adam Levine.  Again.  —  TMZ spotted Simpson hitting up the Maroon 5 show at the Troubadour on Saturday night, and while Jess and Levine were rumored …

My Favorite Mannequin  —  Why do I think Rihanna is one of the most gorgeous creatures on this planet?  I have no effin idea!  I am truly, truly obsessed with her.  I mean...is this girl even human?  And why hasn't Jay-Z dumped Beyonce's ass for this hot piece yet?

Britney's bikini shows a VERY cheeky side  —  Britney Spears is never one to worry about being over exposed.  —  The singer show plenty of skin during her holiday in Mexico, and proved that not even she is immune from the cellulite curse.  —  Later on the beach, the pop star minimized tan marks …

UNREAL!  DINA EYES TV SHOW  —  DINA Lohan is about to get what she always wanted: her own TV show.  —  Dina - who has ridden the coattails of her eldest daughter, Lindsay, for years trying to become famous - is in talks to do a reality show with E! tentatively titled "Mom-ager," …

Posh Reality Show Still in the Works  —  Victoria Beckham's reality show has yet to air, but the drama has already begun.  The Mirror reports that Victoria Beckham, 33, has quit the series in order to support hubby David, 32, in his upcoming soccer matches.

Sacha Baron Cohen & Isla Fisher's Baby Due in Winter  —  Borat star Sacha Baron Cohen and his longtime girlfriend, Australian actress Isla Fisher, are expecting a baby this winter, a source close to the couple confirms.  —  The couple, who have been together for about five years …

Obesity expert takes heat from Sparks fans  —  Plus: Should Victoria 'Posh Spice' Beckham become a Lady?  —  Jordin Sparks fans are out for the blood of an obesity expert who said that the "American Idol" winner should lose some weight.  —  MeMe Roth of the National Action Against Obesity tells …

THE KIDS RULE  —  IS their ever-growing family putting a strain on Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's relationship?  Jolie told Marie Claire, "Mommy and Daddy need to try to figure out more time right now."  Juggling her clan is not easy, she confides to the magazine.  "Everybody needs individual time.

Beyonce To Become An Honest Woman  —  It's about time!  Jay-Z has FINALLY asked Beyonce to marry him.  Exciting, isn't it?  —  Sources claim that Beyonce is currently on tour in London and Jay-Z was also on tour but cancelled just to fly all the way there last night to watch her perform.

Michael Jackson Auction Nets Over $1.5 Million  —  Even though Michael Jackson's popularity isn't what it used to be, he's still worth something to some people.  This past week, hundreds of items were auctioned off by Universal Express, Inc. Although some things we're hotter than others.

Breaking News — Paris Gets an Extension  —  TMZ has the lowdown on the Paris saga.  Here's what we know so far:  —  Paris is winning over the jail staff.  Fifteen hours in, they're calling her a "model citizen" — gracious, thankful and polite to the staff.  —  She's wearing a short-sleeved, orange jumpsuit.

Nicole Richie Takes A Hike  —  Normally, I don't like to pick on people's looks because I shouldn't be talking.  But this looks like my grandmother escaping from having robbed a bank.  And that bitch is dead!  Check out that hand of death!  Here's Nicole Richie hiking with her friend/celeb hairstylist Andy LeCompte.