Hilton in Custody and Doing Time  —  TMZ was there when Paris Hilton turned herself in to Sheriff's authorities Sunday night.  —  It didn't go down at the jail.  Paris' mega-lawyer, Richard Hutton, picked her up at her parents' house at 10:30 PM.  Hilton, Hutton, mom Kathy and sister Nicky …

Shemar Moore DUI — The Young & Arrested  —  TMZ has learned that actor Shemar Moore was arrested early Friday morning on suspicion of DUI in Los Angeles.  —  According to the CHP arrest report obtained by TMZ, the former "Young and the Restless" star was pulled over after officers noticed …

Jessica Simpson — Gunning for Her Own Leftovers?  —  With John Mayer out of the picture, Jessica Simpson found a new musician to fawn over — Adam Levine.  Again.  —  TMZ spotted Simpson hitting up the Maroon 5 show at the Troubadour on Saturday night, and while Jess and Levine were rumored …

My Favorite Mannequin  —  Why do I think Rihanna is one of the most gorgeous creatures on this planet?  I have no effin idea!  I am truly, truly obsessed with her.  I mean...is this girl even human?  And why hasn't Jay-Z dumped Beyonce's ass for this hot piece yet?

Britney's bikini shows a VERY cheeky side  —  Britney Spears is never one to worry about being over exposed.  —  The singer show plenty of skin during her holiday in Mexico, and proved that not even she is immune from the cellulite curse.  —  Later on the beach, the pop star minimized tan marks …

UNREAL!  DINA EYES TV SHOW  —  DINA Lohan is about to get what she always wanted: her own TV show.  —  Dina - who has ridden the coattails of her eldest daughter, Lindsay, for years trying to become famous - is in talks to do a reality show with E! tentatively titled "Mom-ager," …

Posh Reality Show Still in the Works  —  Victoria Beckham's reality show has yet to air, but the drama has already begun.  The Mirror reports that Victoria Beckham, 33, has quit the series in order to support hubby David, 32, in his upcoming soccer matches.

Shocking Lindsay Lohan Pictures?  —  News of the World is reporting that these pictures of Lindsay Lohan and some girl playing with a knife were taken 4 months ago.  I really don't see the shock value to them at all.  I actually think this is one of Lindsay's hottest photoshoots to date.

Obesity expert takes heat from Sparks fans  —  Plus: Should Victoria 'Posh Spice' Beckham become a Lady?  —  Jordin Sparks fans are out for the blood of an obesity expert who said that the "American Idol" winner should lose some weight.  —  MeMe Roth of the National Action Against Obesity tells …

THE KIDS RULE  —  IS their ever-growing family putting a strain on Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's relationship?  Jolie told Marie Claire, "Mommy and Daddy need to try to figure out more time right now."  Juggling her clan is not easy, she confides to the magazine.  "Everybody needs individual time.

Hot Mama Seeks Sugar Daddy  —  SWF looking for SDM to enjoy long [photo ops] walks on the beach.  Must love dogs, kids and the 80s.  —  Newly separated Ok.  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

Table For Two  —  We spotted an extravagantly pregnant Salma Hayek taking off after lunch at the Little Door yesterday afternoon.  As big as the sultry starlet's gotten since announcing her pregnancy, we're wondering if her and Francois' child will make its debut before Paris Hilton gets out of jail!

Beyonce To Become An Honest Woman  —  It's about time!  Jay-Z has FINALLY asked Beyonce to marry him.  Exciting, isn't it?  —  Sources claim that Beyonce is currently on tour in London and Jay-Z was also on tour but cancelled just to fly all the way there last night to watch her perform.

Michael Jackson Auction Nets Over $1.5 Million  —  Even though Michael Jackson's popularity isn't what it used to be, he's still worth something to some people.  This past week, hundreds of items were auctioned off by Universal Express, Inc. Although some things we're hotter than others.

L.A. under Lohan's law  —  The famously lax L.A. nightclub scene seems to have gotten the message after Lindsay Lohan 's wild weekend.  Many pretty underagers, out to celebrate the MTV Movie Awards, were complaining of being turned away from nightclubs by what they're now calling "Lohan's Law."

Kim Kardashian's Ass Is Freaky!  —  You really don't need me to point out the fact that Kim Kardashian has one of the most obscene rear ends to ever grace the pages of Hollywood Tuna - but I will anyway.  What the hell is going on in there??  I know some guys are fans of a bootie …