Hilton in Custody and Doing Time  —  TMZ was there when Paris Hilton turned herself in to Sheriff's authorities Sunday night.  —  It didn't go down at the jail.  Paris' mega-lawyer, Richard Hutton, picked her up at her parents' house at 10:30 PM.  Hilton, Hutton, mom Kathy and sister Nicky …

UNREAL!  DINA EYES TV SHOW  —  DINA Lohan is about to get what she always wanted: her own TV show.  —  Dina - who has ridden the coattails of her eldest daughter, Lindsay, for years trying to become famous - is in talks to do a reality show with E! tentatively titled "Mom-ager," …

Shemar Moore DUI — The Young & Arrested  —  TMZ has learned that actor Shemar Moore was arrested early Friday morning on suspicion of DUI in Los Angeles.  —  According to the CHP arrest report obtained by TMZ, the former "Young and the Restless" star was pulled over after officers noticed …

The Girls Are Back in Town  —  After several days of fun in the sun in Mexico, Brit and her cousin Alli are back in LA!  After exposing her, uh, extensions, down south, Britney looks tan, healthy, happy and ready to get back to work!  So when is that album coming out anyway?  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

Jessica Simpson Probably Doesn't Realize She's Repeating Herself  —  Oh lord.  This girl seems to be in a K-hole of floppy man-boy crooners and can't quite seem to break the cycle.  Cause she has now moved on from John Mayer, back to the future, and how I wish that meant that she were breaking 80 …

THE KIDS RULE  —  IS their ever-growing family putting a strain on Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's relationship?  Jolie told Marie Claire, "Mommy and Daddy need to try to figure out more time right now."  Juggling her clan is not easy, she confides to the magazine.  "Everybody needs individual time.

Britney's bikini shows a VERY cheeky side  —  Britney Spears is never one to worry about being over exposed.  —  The singer show plenty of skin during her holiday in Mexico, and proved that not even she is immune from the cellulite curse.  —  Later on the beach, the pop star minimized tan marks …

Obesity expert takes heat from Sparks fans  —  Plus: Should Victoria 'Posh Spice' Beckham become a Lady?  —  Jordin Sparks fans are out for the blood of an obesity expert who said that the "American Idol" winner should lose some weight.  —  MeMe Roth of the National Action Against Obesity tells …

Fill in The Blank: Beyonce  —  25 year-old Beyonce was spotted leaving the Paper club in London last night.  I wonder did she have a chance to check out Rihanna's hot performance at the MTV Movie Awards.  —  FILL IN THE BLANK: Beyonce looks ___________________.

ShockingLindsay Lohan Pictures?  —  News of the World is reporting that these pictures of Lindsay Lohan and some girl playing with a knife were taken 4 months ago.  I really don't see the shock value to them at all.  I actually think this is one of Lindsay's hottest photoshoots to date.

L.A. under Lohan's law  —  The famously lax L.A. nightclub scene seems to have gotten the message after Lindsay Lohan 's wild weekend.  Many pretty underagers, out to celebrate the MTV Movie Awards, were complaining of being turned away from nightclubs by what they're now calling "Lohan's Law."

Kim Kardashian's Ass Is Freaky!  —  You really don't need me to point out the fact that Kim Kardashian has one of the most obscene rear ends to ever grace the pages of Hollywood Tuna - but I will anyway.  What the hell is going on in there??  I know some guys are fans of a bootie …

Beyonce To Become An Honest Woman  —  It's about time!  Jay-Z has FINALLY asked Beyonce to marry him.  Exciting, isn't it?  —  Beyonce is currently on tour in London and Jay-Z was also on tour but cancelled just to fly all the way there last night to surprise her and propose.  Awww.  Gag.

Justin Timberlake Gets His Ass Beat By Coke Bottle  —  JT got into an altercation with a fellow guest at a hotel in the UK .  Apparently a guy on his floor had something to say, and JT shoved him and the guy threw a Coke bottle at him.  Damn.  He should have gotten Jessica up there.