LA County Jail Abuzz Over Paris Hilton's Arrival  —  Well, it's a good thing that she's smiling now, because in three days I have a feeling that smile will be wiped off of her face.  Apparently her future jail inmates aren't really looking forward to her arrival. … (Flynet)

X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney's Back!  —  Britney and Alli headed down south for a few days for some sun and fun without the kids.  More pix coming ...  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

MTV Movie Awards Get Dirty: Baron Cohen, Ferrell Mash; Rihanna Sizzles; Silverman Says 'Bleep!'  —  Show was less about awards and more about moments.  —  By now, you know the formula for the typical Hollywood awards show: Take a red carpet, add some diamond-encrusted dresses …

Romance chills as Justin gets fizzical in hotel fracas  —  Justin Timberlake had a romantic weekend away with new girlfriend Jessica Biel ruined when he got involved in a fracas with a guest sharing the same hotel.  —  Scroll down for more  —  Jessica tried to calm Justin …

Abracadabra  —  Here's Ryan Gaycrest leaving Mr. Chows in Los Angeles last night after a "date."  He looks nervous.  I'm guessing it's nearing midnight and he's in a hurry to get her ass home before she turns into a [pumpkin] man.

Knoxville in £5m penis mousetrap lawsuit  —  Jackass star Johnny Knoxville is being sued by for £5.3million by an actor who had his penis clamped in a mousetrap for a stunt.  —  Perry Caravello says he was severely injured when the trap crushed his manhood as he appeared on a radio talkshow with Knoxville.

Jack Black, Judd Apatow team up  —  Duo to work on 'Year One' for Columbia  —  Jack Black is starring in "Year One," a comedy Judd Apatow is producing for Columbia.  —  Harold Ramis, who appears in a small role in Apatow's "Knocked Up," will direct and co-produce, and Michael Cera …

Shocking Lindsay Lohan photos  —  News of the World posted these shocking photos of Lindsay Lohan 4 months before she entered rehab.  A source told the paper, "These photos are very worrying.  Lindsay is so out of control.  She should not be left within a million miles of a knife.

Posh Pulls Out of TV Show  —  Posh Spice won't be spicing up the reality TV universe anytime soon.  Victoria Beckham has backed out of deal to star in a reality TV show for NBC about her move stateside with hubby David and kids.  —  The doll-like diva told Brit rag "The Mirror" that family comes before fame.

Celeb swagging rites  —  Young Hollywood was out in force Thursday night at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel.  —  Nothing lures celebrities like swag, and boldface names lined up for free product at the launch of the Blackberry Curve by AT&T.  —  In addition to a glamorous appearance …

Bruce Willis to Daughters' Suitors: Look Out!  —  It wasn't a stretch for Bruce Willis to play an over-protective father his new movie, Live Free or Die Hard, out June 27.  —  "I can relate to it, but that's overly dramatized in the film," Willis, 52, told reporters Friday at a press event …

Ben Affleck speaks at graduation of disabled friend  —  Ben Affleck completed his transformation from J.Lo ex and ridiculed action hero to all around good guy on Friday when he spoke at the graduation of a disabled young fan.  Affleck befriended then 10 year-old Joe Kindregan at Dulles Airport …

Bradley Doesn't Like Googly Eyes?  —  Brad Pitt apparently doesn't like Angelina Jolie's brother, James Haven, flapping his lady gums about their business.  James has talked to several newspapers on Angie's weight and how she's dealing with her mother's death.

EXCLUSIVE: Visiting time for Lindsay  —  It says a lot about Lindsay Lohan that on visiting day at Promises rehab yesterday, there was no sign of her mom Dina, her dad (who, admittedly can't stray too far from home right now) or her siblings, but that she did receive a visit from her bodyguard.

TYSON RAPED ME: EX  —  Mike Tyson violently raped his wife Robin Givens and then threatened to kill himself 48 hours before the couple gave a now-infamous interview to Barbara Walters that branded the then-heavyweight champ a wife-beater, Givens reveals in a new autobiography.

Drew Barrymore: Slim and boring  —  Drew Barrymore admits it is boring being healthy.  —  The 32-year-old actress embarked on a strict diet and exercise regime after splitting from her long-term boyfriend, Strokes drummer Fabrizio Moretti, earlier this year.