Hilton in Custody and Doing Time  —  TMZ was there when Paris Hilton turned herself in to Sheriff's authorities Sunday night.  —  It didn't go down at the jail.  Paris' mega-lawyer, Richard Hutton, picked her up at her parents' house at 10:30 PM.  Hilton, Hutton, mom Kathy and sister Nicky …

MTV Movie Awards Red Carpet: Justin Timberlake Might Make Megan Fox Pee  —  'Transformers' hottie Megan Fox goes from indie-geek chic to all-out sleek.  —  Megan Fox — who is heading to the MTV Movie Awards for the first time — may masquerade as the typical Hollywood stunner …

X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney's Back!  —  Britney and Alli headed down south for a few days for some sun and fun without the kids.  More pix coming ...  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

Poor Paris!!!!  NOT!  —  Finally!  I was waiting for this to happen.  Paris Hilton's record label received a $500,000 lawsuit for blatantly copying UB40's Kingstown Town for her s**t single "Stars Are Blind."  Paris was already dropped by her label, so she's not named in the lawsuit.

Abracadabra  —  Here's Ryan Gaycrest leaving Mr. Chows in Los Angeles last night after a "date."  He looks nervous.  I'm guessing it's nearing midnight and he's in a hurry to get her ass home before she turns into a [pumpkin] man.

Romance chills as Justin gets fizzical in hotel fracas  —  Justin Timberlake had a romantic weekend away with new girlfriend Jessica Biel ruined when he got involved in a fracas with a guest sharing the same hotel.  —  Scroll down for more  —  Jessica tried to calm Justin …

Knoxville in £5m penis mousetrap lawsuit  —  Jackass star Johnny Knoxville is being sued by for £5.3million by an actor who had his penis clamped in a mousetrap for a stunt.  —  Perry Caravello says he was severely injured when the trap crushed his manhood as he appeared on a radio talkshow with Knoxville.

Jack Black, Judd Apatow team up  —  Duo to work on 'Year One' for Columbia  —  Jack Black is starring in "Year One," a comedy Judd Apatow is producing for Columbia.  —  Harold Ramis, who appears in a small role in Apatow's "Knocked Up," will direct and co-produce, and Michael Cera …

Shocking Lindsay Lohan photos  —  News of the World posted these shocking photos of Lindsay Lohan 4 months before she entered rehab.  A source told the paper, "These photos are very worrying.  Lindsay is so out of control.  She should not be left within a million miles of a knife.

Posh Pulls Out of TV Show  —  Posh Spice won't be spicing up the reality TV universe anytime soon.  Victoria Beckham has backed out of deal to star in a reality TV show for NBC about her move stateside with hubby David and kids.  —  The doll-like diva told Brit rag "The Mirror" that family comes before fame.

Celeb swagging rites  —  Young Hollywood was out in force Thursday night at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel.  —  Nothing lures celebrities like swag, and boldface names lined up for free product at the launch of the Blackberry Curve by AT&T.  —  In addition to a glamorous appearance …

Bruce Willis to Daughters' Suitors: Look Out!  —  It wasn't a stretch for Bruce Willis to play an over-protective father his new movie, Live Free or Die Hard, out June 27.  —  "I can relate to it, but that's overly dramatized in the film," Willis, 52, told reporters Friday at a press event …

Bradley Doesn't Like Googly Eyes?  —  Brad Pitt apparently doesn't like Angelina Jolie's brother, James Haven, flapping his lady gums about their business.  James has talked to several newspapers on Angie's weight and how she's dealing with her mother's death.