Paris Is Cryin' & Freezin' as Inmates Chant  —  TMZ has multiple inside sources who have painted a bleak picture of day # 2 in the slammer.  In three words, "Paris is scared."  —  Paris has been crying on the phone, saying she's not sleeping or eating.  Paris says her cell is "freezing cold."

Police seek boy thrown offstage at Akon concert  —  FISHKILL — Fishkill town police are looking for the KFEST concertgoer who on Sunday was plucked from the crowd by a security guard, directed toward headlining musician Akon and then hoisted by Akon on the singer's shoulders and hurled back into the audience.

Criss Angel Gives Shout-Out to Cameron Diaz  —  Illusionist Criss Angel is either a hopeless romantic or a cheesy self-promoter.  And this was made clear as a crystal ball on Monday when Angel gave a shout-out to his "new girl" Cameron Diaz before he was enclosed for 24 hours in a clear box encased …

STAPH INFECTIONS RAMPANT AT JAIL WHERE PARIS IS SERVING TIME  —  Paris Hilton may be facing a serious threat at the Lynwood Correction Facility where she is currently serving her 45-day sentence for violating her probation.  The women's prison is rife with staph infection …

Britney Spears throws knife at guy's head  —  Britney Spears was said to have thrown a knife at a stage manager's head at the House of Blues.  The jean skirt and fur shrug-wearing lipsynch queen was outraged that the guy didn't get the lights she ordered for her show - so she chucked a knife at his face …

Justin Timberlake Signs YouTube Singer to His Label  —  Justin Timberlake has anointed his first find for his new record label: 18-year-old Web phenom Esmee Denters.  —  "In completely unpredicted news to all YouTubers and bloggers, we are proud to announce Esmee Denters has signed …

AMY WINEHOUSE AND NEW HUBBY IN PUBLIC SPAT  —  Newlyweds fight at MTV Awards  —  They've only just tied the knot, but it seems Amy Winehouse has already had a huge row with her new husband Blake Fielder-Civil.  —  The singer was seen screaming at Blake during a teary and angry rant …

Happy Birthday Jordan  —  Christina Aguilera got dressed up to help her husband Jordan celebrate his 30th birthday party.  They were spotted in NYC earlier this week.  Jordan doesn't look too thrilled to be in a grass skirt!!

Angelina's Bath Time with Brad  —  Angelina Jolie says she's mystified by Brad Pitt's power to get her to come out of her shell - but being naked helps.  —  "I don't know how he does it, but ... I talk a lot in the bath," the actress and UN goodwill ambassador, 32, tells Marie Claire magazine for its July issue.

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Jessica Simpson & John Mayer Split - Again  —  Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have ended their romance - again, and this time for good.  Possibly.  —  "It has been rocky and it had been rocky, and it reached the end of the road," a source close to Mayer tells PEOPLE.  "It is definitely over - the relationship has ended."

Glamour Women Of The Year Awards in London, June 5  —  In order: Victoria Beckham WTF! (above), Charlotte Church and her gigantic boobs, Kimberly Stewart, Kim Cattrall, Sienna Miller & Teri Hatcher and her man.

Jessica Alba's Fantastic $4K Shopping Spree  —  Who knew sexy Jessica Alba wore clothes?!  —  The "Fantastic Four" star went on a major shopping binge in Beverly Hills last week, stocking up on some hot summer gear.  During her shopping extravaganza, Alba hit up trendy Harmony Lane boutique twice …

Oprah Winfrey's dad said he should have beat her more  —  Oprah Winfrey's 74 year-old dad, Vernon Winfrey, was said to be writing a tell-all book about the annoying bilionaire talk show hostess, but he quickly changed his tune once Oprah's lawyers got to him.

Britney Hates Paris?  You Don't Say!  —  Does Britney have a hatred towards Paris?  Why, for what ever reason?  —  According to the Daily Mail, Britney posted this on her website, "Being in that vulnerable state and taken to dinners and parties with friends and finding out later you paid …

Kim Kardashian's ass conquers worlds  —  Holy Christ.  I can appreciate a round posterior as much as the next person, but this is just out of control.  She looks like she's got a pillow stuffed back there.  And by pillow I mean eight pillows.  And by eight pillows I mean an entire sofa bed.