KNIFE PIX MIGHT COST MINNILLO  —  THE mystery brunette posing sexily with a knife at Lindsay Lohan's throat in photos that ran in yesterday's New York Post is Vanessa Minnillo, who might have a hard time getting a new job because of the risqué party pictures.

Angelina's Bath Time with Brad  —  Angelina Jolie says she's mystified by Brad Pitt's power to get her to come out of her shell - but being naked helps.  —  "I don't know how he does it, but ... I talk a lot in the bath," the actress and UN goodwill ambassador, 32, tells Marie Claire magazine for its July issue.

Police seek boy thrown offstage at Akon concert  —  FISHKILL — Fishkill town police are looking for the KFEST concertgoer who on Sunday was plucked from the crowd by a security guard, directed toward headlining musician Akon and then hoisted by Akon on the singer's shoulders and hurled back into the audience.

STAPH INFECTIONS RAMPANT AT JAIL WHERE PARIS IS SERVING TIME  —  Paris Hilton may be facing a serious threat at the Lynwood Correction Facility where she is currently serving her 45-day sentence for violating her probation.  The women's prison is rife with staph infection …

Criss Angel Gives Shout-Out to Cameron Diaz  —  Illusionist Criss Angel is either a hopeless romantic or a cheesy self-promoter.  And this was made clear as a crystal ball on Monday when Angel gave a shout-out to his "new girl" Cameron Diaz before he was enclosed for 24 hours in a clear box encased …

AMY WINEHOUSE AND NEW HUBBY IN PUBLIC SPAT  —  Newlyweds fight at MTV Awards  —  They've only just tied the knot, but it seems Amy Winehouse has already had a huge row with her new husband Blake Fielder-Civil.  —  The singer was seen screaming at Blake during a teary and angry rant …

Ridiculous - Brooke Hogan Performing At K-Fest  —  WTF is she wearing?  Is she serious?  Does she think she looks good?  Look at the crowds face in that last pic, there's one person smiling and enjoying her and all the others look disturbed by her foolishness.  —  ONTD

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson Split  —  Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have broken up, according to a source who knows the pair.  —  "They're still friends," says the source, adding that the two split just before Memorial Day weekend.  —  The cause of the breakup wasn't immediately known.

Paris Is Cryin' & Freezin' as Inmates Chant  —  TMZ has multiple inside sources who have painted a bleak picture of day # 2 in the slammer.  In three words, "Paris is scared."  —  Paris has been crying on the phone, saying she's not sleeping or eating.  Paris says her cell is "freezing cold."

Joe Francis Free in Nevada, Still a Wanted Man  —  "Girls Gone Wild" pimpresario Joe Francis is finally a free man in Nevada, but his problems are far from over.  —  After spending nearly one month in federal custody on charges of federal tax evasion, United States Magistrate Judge Robert …

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Britney Hates Paris?  You Don't Say!  —  Does Britney have a hatred towards Paris?  Why, for what ever reason?  —  According to the Daily Mail, Britney posted this on her website, "Being in that vulnerable state and taken to dinners and parties with friends and finding out later you paid …

Oprah Winfrey's dad said he should have beat her more  —  Oprah Winfrey's 74 year-old dad, Vernon Winfrey, was said to be writing a tell-all book about the annoying bilionaire talk show hostess, but he quickly changed his tune once Oprah's lawyers got to him.

A dim 'View' of Dina Lohan  —  With Lindsay Lohan in rehab and Paris Hilton on her way to the slammer, even the celebs were gossiping on the red carpet of the MTV Movie Awards Sunday night.  —  We asked former "View" host Debbie Matenopoulos about Lindsay's mom, Dina Lohan …

Kim Kardashian's ass conquers worlds  —  Holy Christ.  I can appreciate a round posterior as much as the next person, but this is just out of control.  She looks like she's got a pillow stuffed back there.  And by pillow I mean eight pillows.  And by eight pillows I mean an entire sofa bed.

Jessica Alba's Fantastic $4K Shopping Spree  —  Who knew sexy Jessica Alba wore clothes?!  —  The "Fantastic Four" star went on a major shopping binge in Beverly Hills last week, stocking up on some hot summer gear.  During her shopping extravaganza, Alba hit up trendy Harmony Lane boutique twice …