Paris Is Cryin' & Freezin' as Inmates Chant  —  TMZ has multiple inside sources who have painted a bleak picture of day # 2 in the slammer.  In three words, "Paris is scared."  —  Paris has been crying on the phone, saying she's not sleeping or eating.  Paris says her cell is "freezing cold."

PARIS' BROTHER MUGGED HERE  —  WHILE PARIS Hilton was sneaking into prison in Los Angeles in the wee hours of Monday morning, her younger brother, Barron, was getting mugged at knifepoint near Penn Station.  —  Barron, who is tall and blond and believed to be 18, had shown up earlier at Stereo …

Jessica Simpson & John Mayer Split - Again  —  Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have ended their romance - again, and this time for good.  Possibly.  —  "It has been rocky and it had been rocky, and it reached the end of the road," a source close to Mayer tells PEOPLE.  "It is definitely over - the relationship has ended."

Victoria crowned Woman of the Year  —  Victoria Beckham was crowned Woman of the Year by Glamour magazine.  —  The former Spice Girl was hailed "a role model for achieving it all".  —  The 33-year-old was a double winner - she also picked up the Entrepreneur of the Year award for her rapidly expanding fashion empire.

Jennifer Aniston's Mystery Man Revealed!  —  So who was that handsome mystery man Jennifer Aniston was spotted holding hands with during a romantic dinner over Memorial Day weekend?  —  The case is solved: It's 36-year-old British model Paul Sculfor, and the pair already have been dating for several weeks …

Justin Timberlake Signs YouTube Singer to His Label  —  Justin Timberlake has anointed his first find for his new record label: 18-year-old Web phenom Esmee Denters.  —  "In completely unpredicted news to all YouTubers and bloggers, we are proud to announce Esmee Denters has signed …

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MOM DINA'S MISSING CAREER  —  DINA Lohan, the leggy mother of Lindsay, is always described as a former Radio City Music Hall Rockette - but she's not.  After an inquiry from The Post, a spokeswoman for Radio City called back to say an exhaustive search found no record of Dina Lohan …

Cops Looking for Fan Tossed by Akon  —  Musician Akon may face police questioning after he tossed an audience member from the stage into the crowd, in an incident caught on video and posted on the Web.  —  Detective Lt. John Berlingieri of the Fishkill Police said officers were looking …

Joe Francis — Keep Me in Jail, Please!  —  He's free on bail in Nevada, but pimpresario Joe Francis is voluntarily keeping himself behind bars in a Reno jail — so he won't have to face another round of charges in Florida.  —  Francis' lawyer, David Houston, tells TMZ that the "Girls Gone Wild" …

Did Vanessa Hide Her Party Girl Past From Nick?  —  On June 3, a British newspaper published several shocking photos that showed Lindsay Lohan holding a sharp blade to a mystery brunette's neck as she posed provocatively for a camera.  The next day the photos hit the web and the identity …

Britney Spears throws knife at guy's head  —  Britney Spears was said to have thrown a knife at a stage manager's head at the House of Blues.  The jean skirt and fur shrug-wearing lipsynch queen was outraged that the guy didn't get the lights she ordered for her show - so she chucked a knife at his face …

Is super-skinny Nicole Richie pregnant?  —  Plus: Taylor Hicks may be singing on the cheating side of town  —  Is Nicole Richie in the family way?  —  Is Nicole Richie pregnant?  —  That's the rumor swirling around the super-skinny reality show star, and she doesn't seem in any hurry to deny it.

Mel Gibson shows up drunk to AA meeting  —  Mel Gibson showed up wasted at an AA meeting in Malibu.  He was falling all over the place and even knocked a woman over.  He was so drunk he didn't bother to apologize: … [From The National Enquirer print edition, Mike Walker's column, June 11, 2007]

Jordan Is A Loosey Goosey  —  Jordan wants her vagina tightened up after she gives birth to her daughter.  She said that she wants to return her lady thing to its former glory. … What won't this twat talk about?  Next she's going to talk about how she wants lipo on her kidney, because it's too fat!

Happy Birthday Jordan  —  Christina Aguilera got dressed up to help her husband Jordan celebrate his 30th birthday party.  They were spotted in NYC earlier this week.  Jordan doesn't look too thrilled to be in a grass skirt!!

Cuba plays the hero for real  —  Actor Cuba Gooding Jr. is being called a hero after taking quick action that may have saved a shooting victim's life.  —  The 39-year-old Oscar winner was waiting in his car outside a Hollywood restaurant "when he heard four gunshots," says a source.