Paris DID Have to Spread 'Em!  —  TMZ has learned that Paris Hilton DID have to undergo a cavity search as part of the booking process at the jail.  —  The NY Post reported this morning that Paris was not required undergo the customary 'bend over and cough' search for contraband upon checking in to jail.

Nicole Richie Pregnant?  —  "The Simple Life" star is the subject of rumors that have her taking a series of medical tests, that have conclusively "confirmed she is pregnant," according to Life and Style magazine.

Jennifer Aniston's Mystery Man Revealed!  —  So who was that handsome mystery man Jennifer Aniston was spotted holding hands with during a romantic dinner over Memorial Day weekend?  —  The case is solved: It's 36-year-old British model Paul Sculfor, and the pair already have been dating for several weeks …

Attorney: Akon not involved in any criminal conduct  —  FISHKILL — An attorney for Akon has released a statement on behalf his client that claims the singer did not engage in criminal conduct when he hoisted a KFEST concertgoer on his shoulders Sunday and hurled him off a stage.

Doody Bubble  —  Riddle me this?  Who the hell poses like this while waiting for your car?  Kim Kardashian needs to realize that just because Paris Hilton is in jail doesn't mean we need another no-talent skank to replace her ass.  She's probably pushing out the jizz she took in earlier.

Joe Francis Likes Jail  —  "Girls Gone Wild" amoeba Joe Francis has chosen to REMAIN in jail in Nevada.  Why?  Because if released he would automatically be extradited to Florida to face those other charges involving underage girls and a camera.  What's the difference between jail in Nevada and Florida?

Cuba plays the hero for real  —  Actor Cuba Gooding Jr. is being called a hero after taking quick action that may have saved a shooting victim's life.  —  The 39-year-old Oscar winner was waiting in his car outside a Hollywood restaurant "when he heard four gunshots," says a source.

Lindsay Lohan's mom fabricated her entire showbiz past  —  Once a liar, always a liar.  Dina Lohan, Lindsay's stagecoach mom, said in an interview that she once told George Clooney she was Lindsay's assistant instead of admitting that she's her mom.  It turns out Dina has lied about a whole lot more.

Petra Nemcova Ruins An Upskirt Moment  —  Here's Petra Nemcova leaving a cab while multitasking in a short loose dress.  Unfortunately, that large purse she's carrying got in the way of what could have been a great upskirt moment.  Damn you women with your big bags!  What the hell you carry in them anyways?

Bruce Was Jealous Of Ashton?  —  Bruce Willis said he was very jealous when his ex wife Demi and Ashton started dating.  He told Playboy Magazine how Will Smith helped him get over it. … What good movies?  Anyway, now Bruce and Ashton get along quite well and are now friends.

Paging Dr. McMoney  —  ''Grey's Anatomy'' is bringing back Dr. George full time next year, offering T.R. Knight about $125,000 per episode to return; co-star Isaiah Washington's fate, however, is still up in the air  —  Though the Grey's Anatomy finale left fans with lots of questions …

Hello Indeed!  Liv Tyler Gives Kate Bosworth Quite the Kiss on the Lips  —  If I could write using sound effects, you'd be hearing the sound of grinding brakes, tires squealing on the pavement, and the dull thud of a car hitting a lamp post.  Why?  Because you know that's what happened …

DIVORCE TIME IN HOLLYWOOD?!?  —  good morning!  this week national enquirer is screaming divorce for three hollywood couples - i'm not sure on the exact statistics of failed marriages but when it comes to celebrities it must be something like one out of every two marriages end in divorce!

Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag's Feud Heats Up  —  The Hills are alive with the sound of ... screaming.  —  Insiders claim in Us Weekly's current issue that Heidi Montag is so eager for more face time on the hit MTV reality series that she's been crashing scenes with former BFF, Lauren Conrad.

Lindsay Shapes Up  —  Linds!  Look at you, all happy and smiley.  It's nice to see you looking healthy and in high spirits after last week.  With all this exercising, your already bangin' bod is going to be to die for!  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

Lindsay Gets On McConaughey's Schedule  —  Well, sorta.  Not sure we'd be seeing Matthew with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth (at least not one made out of tobacco, anyway!) after a workout, but Lindsay certainly seems to be following his lead with exercising almost everyday - she's even begun to show off a little toned skin!