Paris Hilton — Free Woman  —  TMZ has learned that Paris Hilton has not only had her sentence cut short, she is already out of jail!  —  Unimpeachable sources tell TMZ the deal was sealed yesterday, and that Hilton made her exit early early this morning.  —  She was originally sentenced …

Akon Denies Wrongdoing in Fan Tossing Incident  —  The singer Akon has agreed to cooperate with police in the investigation of a fan-tossing incident, but believes he didn't commit any crimes, his lawyer said Thursday.  —  "Given the information that we have reviewed to date …

Nicole Richie Says She's Afraid of Going to Jail  —  Nicole Richie's friend Paris Hilton is in jail following a DUI bust - and Richie is afraid she may face the same fate.  —  "I'm just keeping my fingers crossed," she told David Letterman on The Late Show Wednesday.

Paris DID Have to Spread 'Em!  —  TMZ has learned that Paris Hilton DID have to undergo a cavity search as part of the booking process at the jail.  —  The NY Post reported this morning that Paris was not required undergo the customary 'bend over and cough' search for contraband upon checking in to jail.

Paris Behind Bars — Don't It Make My Blue Eyes Brown  —  Paris Hilton is going au naturel.  She's taken her contact lenses out and her eyes are now officially brown.  —  And we're told the makeup is also history.  A number of inmates have told her she's better looking without it.

White Oprah Is A Fraud  —  White Oprah is just as much as a joke as her daughter's second rehab stint!  —  Posted in The NY Post: … Wow, she lied?  Nooo.  Why is she trying to impress us anyway?  I'd be more impressed if she'd pull a magic trick and disappear already.

Is Britney Spears dating her drug counselor?  —  Plus: Was Larry Birkhead's lawyer too interested in Howard K. Stern?  —  Is Britney Spears dating her drug counselor?  —  The 25-year-old rehabbed star insists that her relationship with John Sundahl is purely professional …

Hef Told Gal Pal Elle Of A Lie  —  PLAYBOY legend Hugh Hefner has been caught telling a big fat fib to one of his girlfriends - by praising the author of an Elle magazine article instead of slamming her as he promised he would.  —  Kendra Wilkinson was furious when she read the profile of herself …

Kim Kardashian Needs Attention  —  Kim Kardashian is rumored to have purchased new butt implants recently, so what better way to show them off by posing in the middle of the street?  Speaking of which, anybody know what street that is?  Looks like 106 & Park to me.

Is Paris Getting Sprung???!!!  —  We're hearing Paris may be released tonight?!  Could it be true?  We're headed over the Lynwood to find out ...

Paris Coming Home Early????  —  We haven't 100% confirmed it yet, but we are hearing very loud murmurs that Paris Hilton is going to be released from prison within the next 24 hours.  —  Stay tuned!!!!  —  Update: Sources are telling us this is not likely to happen.

DIVORCE TIME IN HOLLYWOOD?!?  —  good morning!  this week national enquirer is screaming divorce for three hollywood couples - i'm not sure on the exact statistics of failed marriages but when it comes to celebrities it must be something like one out of every two marriages end in divorce!

Michelle Trachtenberg Dating Nightclub Manager  —  Michelle Trachtenberg has a new boyfriend - and, as befits a love interest of Buffy the Vampire Slayer's little sister, he's a night owl.  —  Trachtenberg, 21, was seen all over Las Vegas over the weekend with Brandon Hirsch, 26, who is a manager at New York City hot spot Butter.

COUPLE IN NEED  —  WHEN you gotta go, you gotta go.  Eyeliner-wearing Fall Out Boy Pete Wentz celebrated his 28th birthday at his East Village watering hole Angels & Kings Tuesday night along with his girlfriend Ashlee Simpson and newly single Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heroes.

Tyra Takes New York  —  Los Angeles (E! Online) - America's Next Top Model might soon be hitting Broadway.  —  While producers of The Tyra Banks Show confirmed Wednesday that the supermodel's daytime chatfest will be shooting its third season in New York, speculation has begun as to whether …

Liev prepares for a new love  —  NEW YORK — He's a critically revered stage actor and quintessential Manhattanite, raised on the Lower East Side by an artist mother and now living downtown.  She's an Aussie who loves sunshine and sea and sand.  —  And now that Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts …

The Unreality Show  —  Idol's Carrie channels Christ in Atlantic City.  In do-me heels.  Get real (like David Hyde Pierce).  —  Jesus took the wheel and got me on an Atlantic City junket to see petite powerhouse CARRIE UNDERWOOD put the Christ back in country.

I am - Petra Nemcova Hot Tits of the Day  —  Tsunami Survivor Petra Nemcova is one of those girls who is pretty decent for an eastern European chick.  I know most Eastern European chicks you hear about are either models, or pornstars, or mail order brides you dream of because your rich …