Hilton Ordered Back to Jail!  —  Paris Hilton was just ordered back to jail in Lynwood to serve out the remainder of her sentence!  She'll get credit for at least 5 days already served.  —  Hilton left the courtroom in tears, screaming, "Mom, Mom, Mom."  Hilton was also heard saying "It's not right."

Sienna Miller: I am not a slut  —  SIENNA MILLER said she hates walking down the street - because people shout abuse at her.  —  The Alfie beauty, who had a stormy on-off romance with JUDE LAW, has been linked with a string of other celebrities since the break-up.  —  These have included JOSH HARTNETT and HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN.

Paris' Sob Story  —  Paris Hilton lost it as she was hauled off in cuffs in the back of a black and white.  —  Hilton cried as she was driven away, as if she knew this was going to be a nightmare day.  —  Stay tuned.

Lindsay up to mischief in rehab  —  Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan has allegedly asked pals to smuggle sleeping pills into her rehab centre, it has been claimed.  —  Starlet Lohan recently entered Malibu's Promises clinic for a 30-day stint after a highly publicised car crash.

Paula's 'Hey' fever worth catching  —  Train-wreck-tastic Paula Abdul has a hit in the making with her new Bravo reality show, "Hey Paula."  —  And she may quite possibly have a merchandising bonanza with made-for-fridge-magnet quotes like: "I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am."

Paris — Handcuffed and Tossed Into Cruiser!  —  With her hands locked behind her back in a pair of steel handcuffs, Paris Hilton was thrown into the back of a Sheriff's cruiser and is on the way to a courtroom in downtown Los Angeles.  —  The besieged heiress faced a wall of paparazzi …

COZY CANOODLE  —  IT'S never clear if Adam Brody is settling down or playing the field, but the Hollywood hottie's latest conquest is fresh-faced "Hostel II" actress Lauren German.  The two were very cozy the other night at the Tower Grove Villa in Beverly Hills, according to a spy.

Isaiah Washington Let Go from Grey's Anatomy  —  The speculation is over: After a controversial season, Isaiah Washington will not be returning to Grey's Anatomy, his rep and ABC Television Studio have confirmed.  —  Howard Bragman, Washington's publicist, says Washington's option was not renewed …

LOHAN DUMPS CALUM  —  LINDSAY LOHAN has decided enough is enough and has split from "druggy" boyfriend CALUM BEST.  —  Calum, the son of late Manchester United legend GEORGE BEST, is said to be devastated that the MEAN GIRLS actress is not returning his calls.

COMIC: SEEING IS DISBELIEVING  —  DAVE Chappelle is alive, well - and performing semi-regularly at the Laugh Factory in Los Angeles.  Chappelle, who walked away from a $50 million Comedy Central deal last year, told the crowd Monday, "I'm like Bigfoot now.  People can't believe they're seeing me.

Jessica Simpson is 'Major Movie Star'  —  Miner tapped to direct Marine comedy  —  Avi Lerner's Millennium Films has signed Steve Miner ("Lake Placid," "Halloween H2O") to direct "Major Movie Star," starring Jessica Simpson as a Marine Corps enlistee.  —  Shooting starts next month …

Felicity Actor Scott Foley and Marika Dominczyk Wed  —  Actor Scott Foley - who split from Jennifer Garner in 2003 - has tied the knot again, with former Brothers and Sisters actress Marika Dominczyk.  —  The couple wed on Tuesday in a modern Hawaiian ceremony before approximately 30 guests at an exclusive private resort.

Damn, Why Won't This Bitch Leave Me Alone?  —  Doesn't he look stressed?  With that fake grin plastered on his face and you know his teeth are gritted.  He's all "when is she gonna move on?" and "why did I ever take a role in the same film as her?".  And why is he wearing my seventh grade sweater?

Mila Kunis Is Too Hot For The 70's  —  I was never a huge fan of That 70's Show, but the few times I did tune in it was really only for one reason.  And that was to catch a glimpse of the sexiest bellbottomed babe on TV, Mila Kunis.  I was always a bit disappointed in the outfits she had to wear on the show though.