Hilton Ordered Back to Jail!  —  Paris Hilton was just ordered back to jail in Lynwood to serve out the remainder of her sentence!  She'll get credit for at least 5 days already served.  —  Hilton left the courtroom in tears, screaming, "Mom, Mom, Mom."  Hilton was also heard saying "It's not right."

Lindsay up to mischief in rehab  —  Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan has allegedly asked pals to smuggle sleeping pills into her rehab centre, it has been claimed.  —  Starlet Lohan recently entered Malibu's Promises clinic for a 30-day stint after a highly publicised car crash.

Paris' Sob Story  —  Paris Hilton lost it as she was hauled off in cuffs in the back of a black and white.  —  Hilton cried as she was driven away, as if she knew this was going to be a nightmare day.  —  Stay tuned.

Sienna Miller: I am not a slut  —  SIENNA MILLER said she hates walking down the street - because people shout abuse at her.  —  The Alfie beauty, who had a stormy on-off romance with JUDE LAW, has been linked with a string of other celebrities since the break-up.  —  These have included JOSH HARTNETT and HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN.

Paris Standoff — Sheriff vs. Judge  —  TMZ has learned the reason Paris Hilton stayed at home while the lawyers and judge sat in court is because the Sheriff's Department refused to pick her up.  —  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the Sheriff's position is that the judge does not have the power to order her to court.

Paula's 'Hey' fever worth catching  —  Train-wreck-tastic Paula Abdul has a hit in the making with her new Bravo reality show, "Hey Paula."  —  And she may quite possibly have a merchandising bonanza with made-for-fridge-magnet quotes like: "I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am."

Mila Kunis Is Too Hot For The 70's  —  I was never a huge fan of That 70's Show, but the few times I did tune in it was really only for one reason.  And that was to catch a glimpse of the sexiest bellbottomed babe on TV, Mila Kunis.  I was always a bit disappointed in the outfits she had to wear on the show though.

Paris — Handcuffed and Tossed Into Cruiser!  —  With her hands locked behind her back in a pair of steel handcuffs, Paris Hilton was thrown into the back of a Sheriff's cruiser and is on the way to a courtroom in downtown Los Angeles.  —  The besieged heiress faced a wall of paparazzi …

COZY CANOODLE  —  IT'S never clear if Adam Brody is settling down or playing the field, but the Hollywood hottie's latest conquest is fresh-faced "Hostel II" actress Lauren German.  The two were very cozy the other night at the Tower Grove Villa in Beverly Hills, according to a spy.

COMIC: SEEING IS DISBELIEVING  —  DAVE Chappelle is alive, well - and performing semi-regularly at the Laugh Factory in Los Angeles.  Chappelle, who walked away from a $50 million Comedy Central deal last year, told the crowd Monday, "I'm like Bigfoot now.  People can't believe they're seeing me.

Mariah Carey is Back, Brings Her Cleavage Along  —  Mariah Carey showed up to the Fresh Air Fund Salute to American Heroes thing last night, and while I would rarely talk about Mariah Carey, the fact of the matter is, she's not Paris Hilton and that's good enough for me right now.

Damn, Why Won't This Bitch Leave Me Alone?  —  Doesn't he look stressed?  With that fake grin plastered on his face and you know his teeth are gritted.  He's all "when is she gonna move on?" and "why did I ever take a role in the same film as her?".  And why is he wearing my seventh grade sweater?

Spice Girls Planning Reunion Tour and Album  —  The Spice Girls are preparing for a Christmas reunion tour, sources close to the band tell PEOPLE.  —  "It should be happening in December," a source tells PEOPLE.  "Geri [Halliwell, a.k.a. Ginger Spice] and Emma ["Baby Spice" Bunton] …

MARTHA DRIVER'S MYSTERY BUST  —  A DRIVER for Martha Stewart was arrested on Tuesday, but the exact circumstances are a bit murky.  After Stewart left her Bedford home early to make an appearance on "The View," she noticed on the ride into town that her car was being followed by a police cruiser.

Jessica Simpson is 'Major Movie Star'  —  Miner tapped to direct Marine comedy  —  Avi Lerner's Millennium Films has signed Steve Miner ("Lake Placid," "Halloween H2O") to direct "Major Movie Star," starring Jessica Simpson as a Marine Corps enlistee.  —  Shooting starts next month …