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6:05 AM ET, June 9, 2007

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TMZ.com:
Hilton Ordered Back to Jail!  —  Paris Hilton was just ordered back to jail in Lynwood to serve out the remainder of her sentence!  She'll get credit for at least 5 days already served.  —  Hilton left the courtroom in tears, screaming, "Mom, Mom, Mom."  Hilton was also heard saying "It's not right."
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RADAR:
PARIS: I BOUGHT THE LAW  —  Did family money buy Paris Hilton a temporary get-out-of-jail card?  —  Sheriff Lee Baca, the Los Angeles law-enforcement official who ordered Hilton released from jail after serving only three days in her 45-day sentence, accepted a $1,000 campaign donation …
TMZ.com:
Paris Will Appeal  —  TMZ has learned Paris Hilton will appeal her sentence.  —  We're told the appeal is being drafted right now and will be filed either later today or Monday.  —  Story developing...
Harvey Levin / TMZ.com:
Paris' Sob Story  —  Paris Hilton lost it as she was hauled off in cuffs in the back of a black and white.  —  Hilton cried as she was driven away, as if she knew this was going to be a nightmare day.  —  Stay tuned.
People.com:
Paris Hilton Ordered Back to Jail  —  Hilton calls out "Mom!" as she is taken from court crying and screaming  —  Hilton being escorted to court  —  Paris Hilton is headed back to jail.  The heiress was taken from court screaming and crying on Friday after Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ordered …
Discussion: OH NO!!, Ballz! and EW.com
Us Weekly:
Paris Hilton Ordered Back to Jail!  —  Paris Hilton is returning to a jail cell.  —  L.A. Superior Court Judge Michael Sauer ordered Hilton on Friday to return to the Century Regional Detention Facility in suburban Lynwood, just one day after sheriff's officials released her to house arrest.
Sharon Waxman / New York Times:
Paris Hilton Is Ordered Back to Jail  —  The national obsession with celebrity collided head-on with the more serious issue of the equal application of justice on Friday, as a judge sent the socialite Paris Hilton back to jail some 36 hours after she was released for an unspecified medical problem.
TMZ.com:
Sheriff Baca: "This Lady Has Severe Problems"  —  L.A. County Sheriff Lee Baca claims there was simply no room at his jail for a "low-level offender" like Paris Hilton — and her "severe" medical problems were only getting worse.  —  In a statement to the press, Baca said, "There's 20,000 inmates …
TMZ.com:
Paris Standoff — Sheriff vs. Judge  —  TMZ has learned the reason Paris Hilton stayed at home while the lawyers and judge sat in court is because the Sheriff's Department refused to pick her up.  —  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the Sheriff's position is that the judge does not have the power to order her to court.
Flynet Pictures / FlynetOnline.com …:
Sketches Of The Scene Inside The Courtroom...
Discussion: OH NO!!
Los Angeles Times:
It's sprung time for Hilton
Discussion: People.com and Popdirt.com
X17 Online:
Paris Sent Back To Pokey!
Discussion: Holy Candy
Jenny / IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com:
Sheriff Lee Baca Got $1,000 From Paris' Grandpa
Discussion: Rumors
TMZ.com:
Does Xtina Have a Genie in the Bottle?  —  With rumors swirling that she is pregnant, everyone's favorite dirrty girl, Christina Aguilera, made a visit to a maternity doctor on Thursday.  Baby on board?!  —  Casually dressed and sporting dark sunglasses, Xtina and hubby Jordan Bratman …
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The Superficial:
Christina Aguilera is probably pregnant  —  In non-Paris Hilton related news, Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman stopped by a maternity center yesterday, fueling rumors that Christina is pregnant.  TMZ reports they stopped by New York's Maternal Fetal Medicine Association …
Discussion: Jen's Juice
Pete Norman / People.com:
Spice Girls Planning Reunion Tour and Album  —  The Spice Girls are preparing for a Christmas reunion tour, sources close to the band tell PEOPLE.  —  "It should be happening in December," a source tells PEOPLE.  "Geri [Halliwell, a.k.a. Ginger Spice] and Emma ["Baby Spice" Bunton] …
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Mirror.co.uk:
SCARY SPICE!  —  EXCLUSIVE: VICTORIA 'FREAKS OUT' AT SINGING AFTER 10 YEARS OFF SCENE
Discussion: A Socialite's Life
Zen Pap / FlynetOnline.com Your Number 1 Source …:
Britney Leaves Hawaii With Sleeping Baby Jayden  —  Here's one of the first clear looks at baby Jayden James Federline and isn't he the cutest??  Baby Jayden was sleeping in his mom's arms as they boarded a private jet in Kona, Hawaii this afternoon.  Jayden looks just like his big brother Sean Preston who was also along for the trip.
The Sun:
Sienna Miller: I am not a slut  —  SIENNA MILLER said she hates walking down the street - because people shout abuse at her.  —  The Alfie beauty, who had a stormy on-off romance with JUDE LAW, has been linked with a string of other celebrities since the break-up.  —  These have included JOSH HARTNETT and HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN.
Discussion: Hollyscoop
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Howard Gensler / philly.com:
Tattle |  Lindsay 'looked dead' at rehab, Star says  —  WHILE WORD is filtering through the TMZ.com grapevine about Paris Hilton's life behind bars - it's cold, uncomfortable, the blankets are threadbare, the beds are hard and the food is lousy - the Star is reporting on Lindsay Lohan's first few days in rehab.
Discussion: A Socialite's Life
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Noelle Hancock / Us Weekly:
Katherine Heigl Returning to Grey's Anatomy  —  Isaiah Washington may have been fired from Grey's Anatomy, but Katherine Heigl will remain a resident at Seattle Grace.  —  Usmagazine.com has learned that the actress just received word from ABC inviting her back to the show next season.
Discussion: Seriously? OMG! and OH NO!!
Hollywoodtuna:
Mila Kunis Is Too Hot For The 70's  —  I was never a huge fan of That 70's Show, but the few times I did tune in it was really only for one reason.  And that was to catch a glimpse of the sexiest bellbottomed babe on TV, Mila Kunis.  I was always a bit disappointed in the outfits she had to wear on the show though.
Discussion: CelebNewsWire
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Jesus Martinez / DrunkenStepfather:   I am - Mila Kunis Wears Short Shorts of the Day
Phil / Egotastic!:
Mariah Carey is Back, Brings Her Cleavage Along  —  Mariah Carey showed up to the Fresh Air Fund Salute to American Heroes thing last night, and while I would rarely talk about Mariah Carey, the fact of the matter is, she's not Paris Hilton and that's good enough for me right now.
Michael K / Dlisted:
Cameron and Justin Together Again In Berlin!  —  Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake just can't go away from each other!  They looked happy though while chatting during a photocall for Shrek 3 in Berlin.  Damn, they both look beat down.  And I really need Justin to know that pubes on your neck is not hot!
 
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