Hilton Ordered Back to Jail!  —  Paris Hilton was just ordered back to jail in Lynwood to serve out the remainder of her sentence!  She'll get credit for at least 5 days already served.  —  Hilton left the courtroom in tears, screaming, "Mom, Mom, Mom."  Hilton was also heard saying "It's not right."

Lindsay up to mischief in rehab  —  Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan has allegedly asked pals to smuggle sleeping pills into her rehab centre, it has been claimed.  —  Starlet Lohan recently entered Malibu's Promises clinic for a 30-day stint after a highly publicised car crash.

Sienna Miller: I am not a slut  —  SIENNA MILLER said she hates walking down the street - because people shout abuse at her.  —  The Alfie beauty, who had a stormy on-off romance with JUDE LAW, has been linked with a string of other celebrities since the break-up.  —  These have included JOSH HARTNETT and HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN.

Paris Standoff — Sheriff vs. Judge  —  TMZ has learned the reason Paris Hilton stayed at home while the lawyers and judge sat in court is because the Sheriff's Department refused to pick her up.  —  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the Sheriff's position is that the judge does not have the power to order her to court.

Paula's 'Hey' fever worth catching  —  Train-wreck-tastic Paula Abdul has a hit in the making with her new Bravo reality show, "Hey Paula."  —  And she may quite possibly have a merchandising bonanza with made-for-fridge-magnet quotes like: "I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am."

Mila Kunis Is Too Hot For The 70's  —  I was never a huge fan of That 70's Show, but the few times I did tune in it was really only for one reason.  And that was to catch a glimpse of the sexiest bellbottomed babe on TV, Mila Kunis.  I was always a bit disappointed in the outfits she had to wear on the show though.

Paris — Handcuffed and Tossed Into Cruiser!  —  With her hands locked behind her back in a pair of steel handcuffs, Paris Hilton was thrown into the back of a Sheriff's cruiser and is on the way to a courtroom in downtown Los Angeles.  —  The besieged heiress faced a wall of paparazzi …

COZY CANOODLE  —  IT'S never clear if Adam Brody is settling down or playing the field, but the Hollywood hottie's latest conquest is fresh-faced "Hostel II" actress Lauren German.  The two were very cozy the other night at the Tower Grove Villa in Beverly Hills, according to a spy.

COMIC: SEEING IS DISBELIEVING  —  DAVE Chappelle is alive, well - and performing semi-regularly at the Laugh Factory in Los Angeles.  Chappelle, who walked away from a $50 million Comedy Central deal last year, told the crowd Monday, "I'm like Bigfoot now.  People can't believe they're seeing me.

Isaiah Washington Let Go from Grey's Anatomy  —  The speculation is over: After a controversial season, Isaiah Washington will not be returning to Grey's Anatomy, his rep and ABC Television Studio have confirmed.  —  Howard Bragman, Washington's publicist, says Washington's option was not renewed …

Spice Girls Planning Reunion Tour and Album  —  The Spice Girls are preparing for a Christmas reunion tour, sources close to the band tell PEOPLE.  —  "It should be happening in December," a source tells PEOPLE.  "Geri [Halliwell, a.k.a. Ginger Spice] and Emma ["Baby Spice" Bunton] …

Damn, Why Won't This Bitch Leave Me Alone?  —  Doesn't he look stressed?  With that fake grin plastered on his face and you know his teeth are gritted.  He's all "when is she gonna move on?" and "why did I ever take a role in the same film as her?".  And why is he wearing my seventh grade sweater?

Jessica Simpson is 'Major Movie Star'  —  Miner tapped to direct Marine comedy  —  Avi Lerner's Millennium Films has signed Steve Miner ("Lake Placid," "Halloween H2O") to direct "Major Movie Star," starring Jessica Simpson as a Marine Corps enlistee.  —  Shooting starts next month …

Judge to Wahler: You Can't Handle Your Liquor!  —  While a judge sent Paris Hilton back to the big house for violating probation for driving with a suspended license, across the street at another probation hearing, a different judge let "Laguna Beach" badass Jason Wahler walk!