Paris Hilton Says, "Cheerio"  —  Paris Hilton may be in a somewhat better place than the Lynwood jail, but one thing hasn't changed — the food sucks.  Hilton is only eating cereal and bread.  —  We're told she is doing a lot better today, mostly because she is on her meds and the facility …

Sienna, did you get dressed in the dark?  —  Party girl and occasional actress Sienna Miller lead the charge of VIP festival goers at this year's Isle of Wight festival, but she looked more geek than rocker chic in her bizarre fashion ensemble.  —  Her torn white and blue baggy shirt …

HUNK FLUNKED WITH MADONNA  —  A LACK of latex kept Madonna and John F. Kennedy Jr. from a full-blown sex romp in a no-tell motel one night, a new bio claims.  —  In "American Legacy," one of JFK Jr.'s closest pals from Brown University, Rob Littell, tells author C. David Heymann that during …

Katie Holmes Bids a Sweet Farewell to Louisiana  —  Katie Holmes wrapped filming on her movie Mad Money in Louisiana last week, but the sweet-toothed actress didn't leave town empty-handed.  —  Before heading home, she ordered eight dozen cupcakes and several pies from Cush's Grocery and Market in Shreveport.

Today is D-Day for Eddie  —  TODAY is D-Day for EDDIE MURPHY to finally clear up the mystery of whether MEL B's baby is his Golden Child.  —  The Beverly Hills Cop has so far refused to admit paternity of little Angel Iris.  —  But Mel has always been adamant about who the daddy is.

Britney and Kevin: 'We're back together'  —  Britney Spears told her closest pals on her recent Mexican getaway that, after weeks of hush-hush meetings and tearful late-night discussions, she is set to reunite with her ex-husband Kevin Federline.  —  "When she was on vacation …

Torch The Float!  —  JLo and Skeletor continued their "Make Me Vomit" tour by showing up at yesterday's Puerto Rican Day Pride parade in NYC.  Skeletor sang some song while JLo sort of stood there and held a flag.  Awww...I must say that I'm surprised JLo is still with the same man...I mean same skeleton.

JENNIFER Aniston's new fella was a raging cocaine fiend who snorted the drug with Kate Moss before they met Nelson Mandela, the News of the World can reveal.  —  And pals of Brit Paul Sculfor warned the Friends actress to walk away from the relationship before she gets hurt.

Spike TV Announces 2007 'GUYS CHOICE' Winners  —  LOS ANGELES, June 10 PRNewswire — Winners were announced tonight during the first annual Spike TV "GUYS CHOICE" held at the CBS Radford Studios in Los Angeles.  Hosted by comedian Tracy Morgan, the show that commemorates all the things men love premieres …

AIKEN SITE TOO HOT TO HANDLE  —  THERE'S a civil war among the Claymates in Claynation.  Clay Aiken's rabid fans - who call themselves "Claymates" and say they live in "Claynation" - are at odds with each other over their former Idol.  An insider said, "The war is between the batty members …

DRUNKEN Prince Harry is pictured slobbering all over girls in a sleazy club — just hours after our 150th soldier died in Iraq.  —  As British troops mourned the landmark casualty, we can reveal Harry spent his off-duty hours on army training in Canada SLUGGING back booze and SNOGGING barmaids.

Wear it like Beckham: How practical is Posh's wardrobe?  —  You are planning your outfit around a busy day of social and professional engagements.  You have a meeting with an estate agent, followed by lunch with a friend.  —  You want to fit in a spot of shopping and, later, a walk in the park with your baby.

Lindsay Lohan was completely out of control, says former bodyguard  —  A former bodyguard of Lindsay Lohan's has claimed he witnessed the actress snorting line after line of cocaine and that she started self-harming as she got more out of control.  —  Lee Weaver, who has previously guarded …