Paris Hilton Dumped by Agent  —  Paris Hilton might have found God, but she has lost her agent.  Usmagazine.com has learned that the incarcerated heiress, who once had a team of agents at the Endeavor Agency, was dropped this week because Hilton "just wasn't worth it," an agency source tells Us.

Anne Heche Did NOT Lose Custody  —  TMZ published a story yesterday that Coley Laffoon, Anne Heche's soon-to-be ex, was awarded custody of their son.  That is not the case.  —  Sources say the judge ruled that the child must reside in Los Angeles.  When Anne is in town, physical custody is split 50/50.

'Real World: San Diego' Alum Frankie Abernathy Dead At 25  —  Housemate's struggle with cystic fibrosis was featured on 2004 show.  —  Frankie Abernathy, the punk rock-adoring former "Real World: San Diego" housemate whose struggle with cystic fibrosis helped to further raise national awareness …

Kelly Clarkson Fires Manager  —  Amid controversy over her upcoming album My December, Kelly Clarkson has fired her manager.  —  A source confirms to Usmagazine.com that Clarkson has fired LA-based Jeff Kwatinetz, of the management company The Firm.  "It happened last night.

More Than We Bargained For  —  Chicagoist is spent after last night's gossip-tastic evening at Schubas.  Probably our favorite teensy venue in Chicago, the 175-capacity music room hosted the Spin/Diesel "after party" for Fall Out Boy's three shows at the Charter One Pavilion this weekend.

Sam Jackson Puckers Up For 'Long Kiss Goodnight' Sequel  —  It's the year of the aging action star: Indiana Jones, John McClane...and now Mitch Henessey?  Samuel L. Jackson told MTV News that he's eager to revisit the hard-drinking, fast-thinking detective he made famous in "The Long Kiss Goodnight …

Beyonce's Diva Behavior  —  During a meet and greet in Dublin, Beyonce's teams set out some rules for her fans:  — No Bags  — No Kissing  — No Questions  — No Touching  — No photos UNLESS YOU PAY  — No presents (not even from children)  —  It sounded like so much fun right?!

More Legal Car Trouble For Lindsay  —  TMZ has learned Lindsay Lohan has been sued for crashing into a parked van.  —  The accident happened on October 4, 2005.  Lohan had left the Ivy restaurant on Robertson Blvd. in Beverly Hills, driving her jet black Mercedes.

Will jailbird Paris campaign for chickens?  —  Plus: Some gay fans want to can new 'Hairspray'  —  Paris Hilton, shown with her attorneys in this courtroom sketch, could use her jail experience to help out PETA.  —  Will jailbird Paris Hilton campaign for the rights of other birds in cages?

X17 XCLUSIVE: Paris Security Stepped Up  —  With all the positive news surrounding Paris Hilton's stint in prison to surface over the last few days - news, for instance, of her supportive friends or her improving mental condition - we're saddened to report that our source says Paris's mental state …

Madge And JT Meet Again  —  Madonna, Justin Timberlake and Guy Ritchie met up again last night in London for dinner.  Madge and JT are said to be working on a track together.  What the hell is she wearing?  Is Bai Ling her stylist now?!

Britney — What an Ass!  —  Britney Spears just loves showing off all that junk inside her trunk.  —  The mother of two was spotted outside Joseph's in Hollywood last night, where she gave the wildly snapping paparazzi an eyeful of her once taut tush as she hopped into her car.

ZACH BRAFF, TOXIC BACHELOR  —  Was Zach Braff disappointed that he didn't make our Toxic Bachelors list?  The Scrubs star has recently been making a strong run at the Most Toxic title, all but single-handedly ensuring that no woman under 35 can go for a drink in Manhattan without having …

HEALTHY EXERTION  —  OWEN Wilson might be the first-ever customer who pedaled up to Scores West Side on a mountain bike.  Wilson parked his two-wheeler at the mammary mecca's check room and then sat down to enjoy the topless talent.  "After a few hours, he said he was meeting friends …

Uma Thurman in Another Weird Bikini  —  So, here's something I've noticed when it comes to Uma Thurman bikini pictures: Uma Thurman has strange taste in swimwear.  Whether it's a super low-cut one piece, or a bikini that has Uma's breasts nearly falling out, she definitely knows how to make a statement.

Britney shares a tender moment with son Jayden ... and then goes clubbing  —  Mum Britney kicked back and enjoyed a tender moment with her youngest son Jayden James by the pool.  —  The pop princess has seemingly sought to keep son Jayden out of the spotlight, but in a candid moment …

Winehouse: Whack to Black  —  Rocky romance ... Amy sometimes beats up new hubby Blake Fielder-Civil  —  I'VE always known AMY WINEHOUSE was a feisty lady, but she's going to end up in a cell next to PARIS HILTON if she keeps on misbehaving.  —  The big-haired diva was on great form …