EATING FOR TWO?  —  NICOLE Richie is being coy on the question of whether she's pregnant, but a good pal of hers says she's definitely carrying Joel Madden's love spawn.  "Nicole is kind of hoping her pregnancy will keep her out of jail," the friend said.  Richie is facing time due to a DWI arrest earlier this year.

Angelina Jolie: Brad and I May Want Up to 14 Kids  —  Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt already have four young children - but they may not be planning to stop there.  —  On Thursday's Daily Show, Jon Stewart wondered how many kids Jolie wanted in all, asking: "How high we going, you think?"

Jail Visit to Paris Left Nicky in Hysterics  —  Kathy Hilton and daughter Nicky are still reeling from their visits to Paris in jail, they tell PEOPLE.  —  "It's tough.  It is," said Kathy, who saw her daughter on Tuesday.  "It's just one hour a week: 30 minutes on Sunday and 30 minutes on Tuesday.

KELLY AXES HER SUMMER TOUR  —  KELLY Clarkson yesterday canceled her Aug. 18 show at Jones Beach and the rest of her summer tour after failing to sell enough tickets to fill 15,000-seat venues.  No wonder Clarkson - who is at war with BMG chairman Clive Davis over artistic control of her third album …

Where's The Package?  —  This is Christian Bale's new Batman suit for the upcoming sequel.  Gone are the nipples and huge package.  The costume designer said that his cape also doubles as a picnic blanket.  Um...how can you have a picnic with hot dogs?  Help that bitch out!

Jessica Simpson's single joy  —  LIFE STYLE EXTRA (UK) - Jessica Simpson is "really happy" since splitting from John Mayer, her friends have claimed.  —  Jessica celebrated her newly single status with a girls-only night in Los Angeles last week - and reportedly told pals she was "happy" about her recent break-up.

Britney — Total Butt-head  —  Britney Spears, butt-flashing mother of two, still likes smokin' butts, but her lighter wouldn't let her.  —  TMZ spotted the on-the-rebound pop star outside Millenium Dance Complex on Thursday, where she put her lengthy legs on display in short shorts and high heels.

JESS JUST HAD TO GO  —  EXCLUSIVE TIMBERLAKE CONFESSES HE'S NOT IN LOVE WITH HIS 'DEAR FRIEND' BIEL  —  BAD news for Hollywood babe Jessica Biel.  If she's waiting for boyfriend Justin Timberlake to utter those three little words, she'd better not hold her breath...

Angie Opens Up About Her Weight Loss  —  Angelina was more than happy to sign autographs for fans at the premiere for A Mighty Heart last night.  As many of you have noted she looks very thin these days.  Her smaller frame has sparked anorexia rumors but she tells London Evening Standard that's …

Paris 'treated like a princess'  —  PARIS HILTON has tried to win sympathy with her tales of being 'petrified' to return to the jail where she started her sentence.  —  But according to one inmate who served time with her, that is not the full story.  —  Soraya Lopez says Paris has become "top dog" in jail.

Naomi kisses off abuse suit  —  Supermodel Naomi Campbell decided she'd rather shell out a little dough than undergo another bruising court battle over her fighting ways.  —  The catwalk queen has settled a civil suit filed by a former personal assistant who claimed Campbell smacked her bloody …

Angelina Jolie Gives Photog a Lift  —  You've heard about Angelina Jolie's good deeds around the globe - now add "roadside assistance" to her list.  —  Celebrity photographer James Ambler (who works for Splash News and Pictures) was continuing his routine of following the A Mighty Heart star around …

Packet for Anna Nicole Smith discovered at Broward judge's condo  —  The ever-strange case surrounding the untimely February death of Anna Nicole Smith has gotten stranger.  —  An envelope marked "X-rays" and addressed to the starlet was inexplicably discovered in a trash room …

Hoff: I Got Full Custody of My Kids  —  David Hasselhoff emerged from a Los Angeles County Superior courtroom moments ago and told our cameras he was awarded primary physical and sole legal custody of his two daughters — apparently putting an end to one of the most bitter and public custody battles of all time.

Chow's "Pirates" scenes cut in China  —  BEIJING - Censors have cut scenes of Chow Yun-Fat as a bald, scarred pirate in the new "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie, saying they insult China's people, the main state news agency said Friday.  —  Xinhua said Chow's time on the screen in …

Shots Fired — Who Wants to Kill Kathy Griffin?!  —  Gunshots rang out in front of one of the most celeb-packed hotspots in Hollywood last night, leaving one man bleeding from a bullet wound and shattered concrete — littering the entrance where stars like Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan often check in.