Paris Hilton Roundup: Hilton Makes a Father's Day Card in Jail  —  Paris Hilton made a special gift for her visiting dad Sunday - a Father's Day card.  —  Rick and Kathy Hilton arrived at the Century Regional Detention Center in Lynwood, Calif., in a chauffeured silver Chrysler just after 7 p.m. on Sunday.

Rosie O'Donnell: Women Will 'Stab You in the Back with a High Heel'  —  Rosie O'Donnell rocked out on Sunday night - and joked about her tumultuous year as cohost of The View.  —  The comic, 45, is appearing as a special guest on Cyndi Lauper's True Colors tour, and played drums for the singer …

Minnillo & knives a bit edgy for TV  —  Two sources tell us Vanessa Minnillo has been in talks to star in her own reality show.  —  But her scary knife play with Lindsay Lohan, which emerged in recently leaked photos, may have thrown a wrench into the deal.

Cruises party with Beckhams till 7am after final game  —  Although there was plenty of drama predicted for David Beckham's final game in Spain - the real show was the arrival of pals Tom and Katie Cruise in Madrid who celebrated with the medal winner and wife Victoria until 7am.

NUPTIAL JITTERS  —  EVA Longoria's wedding to Tony Parker is fast approaching, and her mane man, Ken Paves, has told the tiny housewife he'll do her hair for free as a gift.  Also offering his service free of charge is Longoria's famed stylist, Robert Verdi.  Meanwhile, some of Longoria's pals are worried about Parker.

I'm with the band!  Kate becomes Pete's roadie  —  Supermodel Kate Moss has put her glamorous £45 million career aside for a night to try her hand at a more modest role - as Pete Doherty's roadie.  —  Moss, who wore all black and towering Christian Louboutin stilettos …

HIGH PRIEST TOM  —  TOM Cruise is at the highest level of "clear" in Scientology - and now he may even perform a wedding for a friend, Australian heir James Packer, one of the church's richest benefactors, Women's Wear Daily reports.  Packer, who inherited a $6.5 billion fortune when his father …

Casting Stones over a Gulf in values  —  Sharon Stone and other celebs are headed to Dubai, in the United Arab Emirates, to raise money for AIDS victims - but are they doing it on the backs of that country's human-rights victims?  —  Stone and her amfAR allies have been cultivating …

Angelina Jolie can't stand George Clooney  —  The Enquirer runs with a cover this week titled "Angelina's Nanny Tells All!" and I was so excited to read that article thinking they had some juicy new dirt that wasn't just a rehash of all the other stories we've read about them recently, but unfortunately that wasn't the case.

The Olsen Twins Have A Lot Of Nerve  —  The Olsen twins aka Grey Gardens 2007 seemed like they were pretty chill in having their 21st birthday be all low-key and family-oriented.  Until they charged $300,000 for the photo rights.  Do they really need the money?

Rats Invade Pinkberry Yogurt Shop  —  MyFoxNY.com — Pinkberry's frozen yogurt is popular with people — and rats.  —  The vermin were seen scurrying around the Upper East Side store Sunday morning.  Rats were also a few from the yogurt machine, and that's not far from bins of fresh fruit toppings.

It's all change for serial clothes swapper Britney  —  Amazingly multimillionaire singer Britney Spears seems to be running low in the clothes department - so much so that on a night out, when she got fed-up with her own outfit she bagged her friends!  —  The night started well enough …

Britney Flips Out  —  Britney is quite a lady, y'all!  —  The weave-atrocious pop mom popped into a Beverly Hills nails salon to get a French-tipped manicure to complement her demure hairdo, creating this ghetto/beach been-up-all-night-hey-mistah look!  Heyyyyyyyyyyh!

Danielle Eyes Ex's Yacht Yarn  —  DANIELLE Steel has written more than 70 best-selling romantic potboilers during her illustrious 35-year career - but one of her upcoming projects may be a sizzling roman à clef on a more serious subject: her ex-husband's conviction on manslaughter charges.

Beyonce Knowles Bikini Pictures  —  It's not often that I do Beyonce Knowles posts.  Why?  Because ever since the rise of Rihanna, does anyone really care about her anymore?  Hell, I don't even think Jay-Z does.  Another reason you don't get much of Beyonce here on Hollywood Tuna is because she hasn't been in a bikini.

Nicole's Get Outta Jail Free Card?  —  No, you are not looking at her ass, that's Nicole's belly/baby-bump!  —  Not only are rumors that Nicole's pregnant and hoping being with child will spare from a fate similar to Paris' running rampant, but now The Post is reporting that she's also engaged!

Britney Ballistic Over Billboards  —  Singer may sue over radio show's "nut job" advertisements  —  Britney Spears is threatening legal action against a Florida radio station that used a bald-headed photo of the pop star on billboards that appear to call her sanity into question.

X17 XCLUSIVE - Jen Enjoys The View!  —  Okay, there's no doubt Brad Pitt is pretty hot, but let me submit the following as evidence that her new man may just be hotter!  Model/boy toy Paul Sculfor did a little strip tease on the balcony of Jen's Hollywood Hills home while Jen, somehow, looked undistracted (though happy!).