Lindsay Lohan Cancels 21st Birthday Celebration  —  Lindsay Lohan's rep tells Usmagazine.com that the actress has canceled her 21st birthday party, originally scheduled to go down at PURE nightclub in Las Vegas on July 2.  —  "The party was canceled officially over two weeks ago.

Paris Hilton Roundup: Hilton Makes a Father's Day Card in Jail  —  Paris Hilton made a special gift for her visiting dad Sunday - a Father's Day card.  —  Rick and Kathy Hilton arrived at the Century Regional Detention Center in Lynwood, Calif., in a chauffeured silver Chrysler just after 7 p.m. on Sunday.

Cruises party with Beckhams till 7am after final game  —  Although there was plenty of drama predicted for David Beckham's final game in Spain - the real show was the arrival of pals Tom and Katie Cruise in Madrid who celebrated with the medal winner and wife Victoria until 7am.

HIGH PRIEST TOM  —  TOM Cruise is at the highest level of "clear" in Scientology - and now he may even perform a wedding for a friend, Australian heir James Packer, one of the church's richest benefactors, Women's Wear Daily reports.  Packer, who inherited a $6.5 billion fortune when his father …

NUPTIAL JITTERS  —  EVA Longoria's wedding to Tony Parker is fast approaching, and her mane man, Ken Paves, has told the tiny housewife he'll do her hair for free as a gift.  Also offering his service free of charge is Longoria's famed stylist, Robert Verdi.  Meanwhile, some of Longoria's pals are worried about Parker.

Rosie O'Donnell: Women Will 'Stab You in the Back with a High Heel'  —  Rosie O'Donnell rocked out on Sunday night - and joked about her tumultuous year as cohost of The View.  —  The comic, 45, is appearing as a special guest on Cyndi Lauper's True Colors tour, and played drums for the singer …

Britney Spears' Squished Nipple Slip  —  I don't know why Britney Spears decided not to actually put the straps of her dress on the way they are supposed to go.  I don't know why she's holding her breasts in such a way that she basically has a squished nipple slip.  And I don't know why she's so retarded.

Minnillo & knives a bit edgy for TV  —  Two sources tell us Vanessa Minnillo has been in talks to star in her own reality show.  —  But her scary knife play with Lindsay Lohan, which emerged in recently leaked photos, may have thrown a wrench into the deal.

Britney Flips Out  —  Britney is quite a lady, y'all!  —  The weave-atrocious pop mom popped into a Beverly Hills nails salon to get a French-tipped manicure to complement her demure hairdo, creating this ghetto/beach been-up-all-night-hey-mistah look!  Heyyyyyyyyyyh!

Britney Ballistic Over Billboards  —  Singer may sue over radio show's "nut job" advertisements  —  Britney Spears is threatening legal action against a Florida radio station that used a bald-headed photo of the pop star on billboards that appear to call her sanity into question.

I'm with the band!  Kate becomes Pete's roadie  —  Supermodel Kate Moss has put her glamorous £45 million career aside for a night to try her hand at a more modest role - as Pete Doherty's roadie.  —  Moss, who wore all black and towering Christian Louboutin stilettos …

Bobby Brown Needs A Home  —  Life after Whitney Houston is a bitch.  —  Bobby Brown's got no money and he's homeless.  —  The former singer's been bumming places to stay in LA from friends, and one of those friends - Karrine "Supahead" Steffans - just posted this video diary on her website, which shows Bobby asleep on her couch.

MY GEORGE  —  EXCLUSIVE: YORKSHIRE-BORN SARAH TELLS OF HER PASSIONATE FOUR-MONTH FLING WITH THE WORLD'S SEXIEST MAN  —  A BRITISH single mum yesterday told of her secret four-month romance with movie heart-throb George Clooney.  —  The superstar fell for pretty Sarah Talley, 33, after meeting her in a Las Vegas nightspot.

Exclusive: NBCU's Zucker Courts Jon Stewart  —  After NBC Universal's high-profile signing of Ben Silverman for the top programming job, Comedy Central's Jon Stewart might be next on the Peacock's wish list.  —  NBC Universal President/Chief Executive Jeff Zucker and NBC Entertainment …

The Olsen Twins Have A Lot Of Nerve  —  The Olsen twins aka Grey Gardens 2007 seemed like they were pretty chill in having their 21st birthday be all low-key and family-oriented.  Until they charged $300,000 for the photo rights.  Do they really need the money?

Nicole's Get Outta Jail Free Card?  —  No, you are not looking at her ass, that's Nicole's belly/baby-bump!  —  Not only are rumors that Nicole's pregnant and hoping being with child will spare from a fate similar to Paris' running rampant, but now The Post is reporting that she's also engaged!

Wholly high-tech, Batman  —  There's a wild new two-wheeler in the Batcave for 2008's 'Dark Knight.'  —  Yes, it's ridable.  You just have to be a little bit crazy and entirely French to do it.  —  Specifically, you need to be Jean-Pierre Goy, the stunt rider who's spent …

FILM director Ridley Scott is preparing the most unlikely movie of his career: a feature-length version of the venerable board game Monopoly.  —  The 69-year-old British film-maker, whose hits include Gladiator and Black Hawk Down, has been offered the pick of young actors to help turn the property game into a comedy thriller.