LOCALS' PET PEEVE WITH PARIS  —  PARIS Hilton's Beverly Hills neighbors wish she'd show her pets more respect than she does the driving laws.  Shelby Segall, whose yard borders Hilton's, tells The Post's Marianne Garvey: "She treats her animals horribly.  They are always getting out and running around the neighborhood.

BRITNEY BOLTS  —  BRITNEY Spears might be taking too much control of her life.  "There was a shoot last week in L.A. for a new perfume she's coming out with and something happened," a source says.  "She got very upset and stormed out of the shoot and wouldn't come back.

NBC'S $1M DEAL FOR PARIS CHAT  —  NBC has agreed to pay as much as $1 million for Paris Hilton's first after-jail interview, which will appear on the "Today" show, The Post has learned.  —  Sources told The Post the sit-down will be conducted by Meredith Vieira the day after the heir-head is sprung some time next week.

Kelly Clarkson: I Was Bulimic  —  Kelly Clarkson is a no-nonsense gal who recently said she "[loves] food far too much" to ever develop an eating disorder.  But even "Miss Independent" struggled with her body image at one time.  In CosmoGirl!'s August issue, Clarkson, 25 …

Reese & Jake: Is This the End?  —  Reese Witherspoon had an evening of laughs and libations at L.A.'s La Terza on June 16 with pal Renée Zellweger and six other friends.  —  Missing?  Beau Jake Gyllenhaal, 26.  Though sources say the duo, who began dating in March …

Jason Wahler Talks About Getting Sober  —  After nearly two months in "serious rehab" - and four drinking-related arrests on charges ranging from disorderly conduct to assault - The Hills star Jason Wahler says he's ready to face his demons.  —  "I relate to Lindsay [Lohan]," …

Rosie O'Donnell's View Replacement: A Man?  —  Could the next View co-host be a man?  —  Insiders are buzzing that Rosie O'Donnell's replacement could be male.  Specifically, they're mentioning two names: Mario Cantone and Ross Mathews.  —  Cantone, a frequent guest on the ABC chat-fest …

LOOKING ANGRY  —  ARTIST and actress Mandy Moore is fighting back against the famous guys who took advantage of her.  Music insiders told Page Six the song "Looking Forward to Looking Back" on her "Wild Hope" album is about her "toxic" ex-boyfriend, Zach Braff.

Inside Paris' Mailbag  —  RECOMMENDED (0)  —  If nothing else, at least Paris Hilton has found the time to catch up on her correspondence.  —  After crafting her own Father's Day card for dad Rick Hilton over the weekend, the heiress apparently got busy penning letters to the fans who've …

Actress Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon Expecting Twins  —  Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon is expecting twins with her husband, talent agent Michael Nilon, her rep tells PEOPLE.  —  "We are over the moon and feel very blessed," Beauvais-Nilon says.  —  The twins, due this fall, will join Oliver, the actress's 15-old son from a previous marriage.

Joss Stone Not Getting 'Close' to Prince William  —  Joss Stone is denying a report that she's becoming close friends with Prince William.  —  On Saturday, the U.K.'s Daily Mirror reported that William, who turns 25 on Thursday, has been calling Stone, 20, about the upcoming concert for Diana and that the two were becoming pals.

Tiffany Claus IS Angelina Jolie.....Or Something  —  Meet Tiffany Claus, she's an Angelina Jolie look-a-like and she's part of a new documentary TV show called "Clones."  Tiffany lives in some nothing town and makes a living off of being a low-rent Angie.  —  First of all, this show looks really hot.

Perez Hilton blog having problems  —  Crucial dims site's lights after copyright claims  —  In what may be the first hit against bloggerazzi star Perez Hilton's empire, his main webhost has dropped Perezhilton.com.  —  After numerous warnings against Hilton's (aka Mario Lavandeira) …

Steven Tyler's Mad About Man-Boobs  —  And who wouldn't be, rrraow!...  Man Boobs! are so in!  (Not to be confused with Man-Bobs, which are also in)  —  Janice Dickinson Is That You?  —  Dude Hits Like an Old Lady

The Photoshop Awards: Fergie Ferg In Self Magazine  —  Fergie Ferg most likely has a photoshopper on staff by now!  Two actually!  A day-shifter and a night-shifter.  They shouldn't erase the meth face though.  That's my favorite part!

Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay!  —  Why are we saying her name three times?  Because that's the number of hours she spent out of rehab the other day.  And where did she go?  To the gym for a cigarette?  Nope... to her Beverly Hills apartment (with an official escort from Promises - hey it's better than Dina!).

Meet Uma Thurman's New Boyfriend  —  Who was the mystery man spotted with Uma Thurman in London over the weekend?  —  His name is David White, and he's an actor-director-producer, a close source tells PEOPLE.  —  "They look good together," says the source.  "They are very, very, very happy."