SEINFELD BOMBS WITH ANTI-RAPE CROWD  —  People who combat rape for a living were less than amused by Jerry Seinfeld's uncharacteristic foray into shock humor today.  —  Promoting his new animated film, Bee Movie, in the New York Daily News today, the usually family-friendly comic quipped …

Paris: I'm Now 'Grateful for Everything'  —  Paris Hilton says in an interview from jail she's a changed woman who now appreciates "things I took for granted" and plans to use her fame "in a good way."  —  "I'm so much more grateful for everything that I have, even just to have a pillow at night or food …

Jennifer Garner's Raggedy Ass Is A Filler  —  Here's Jennifer Garner learning to paddle surf in Hawaii.  I've never heard of, or seen anyone paddle surf before, so this is a first for me!  To be honest it doesn't look very exciting.  You know what else doesn't look very exciting?  Jenn's ass.

Once in a Lifetime Presents: The Princess and the Rapper  —  The original Fergie kept it real — by holding hands with 50 Cent after the dandy rapper performed on Wednesday at a NY concert for the Sarah Ferguson Foundation.  Go shorty, it's your charity!  —  The show was part …

Getting Numeros  —  The New York Daily News reports that John Mayer, fresh out of a relationship with Jessica Simpson, is now setting his sights on Penelope Cruz (annoyingly called "Pen" below).

X17 XCLUSIVE - Source Tells X17 Britney Exploring Possibility Of A Restraining Order Against Her Mom!  —  A source close to Britney has just given X17, exclusively, some shocking news - Britney's visit to her attorney's office yesterday may have been part of Spears' research into filing …

Girl's feet severed on ride at Six Flags … (CNN) — A girl's feet were cut off Thursday when a free-fall thrill ride malfunctioned at the Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom Amusement Park in Louisville, Kentucky, police said.  —  A cord wrapped around the 16-year-old's feet and severed …

ROTEM CONFIRMS HE DATED SPEARS  —  Music producer JONATHAN 'J.R.' ROTEM has confirmed he dated BRITNEY SPEARS just weeks after she separated from ex-husband KEVIN FEDERLINE in 2006.  Rotem claims he and Spears decided to end their brief romantic involvement, which took place in December (06), for the sake of their careers.

Kelly Clarkson, My December  —  Kelly Clarkson has made enough of a career for herself - her last album sold 11m worldwide - that she no longer needs the prefix "American Idol winner".  This has given her the authority to dictate the shape of her third album, and she has opted for rock.

Rachel Bilson Cuteness Overload  —  Let's just stop and appreciate for a moment, the extreme cuteness that is Rachel Bilson.  She's been off the radar for a while, so it's always good to see her pop up looking so good.  It's also nice to see a girl who doesn't need to overdo …

Ashlee Simpson Looks Like Crap  —  Fraggle-faced Simpson sister Ashlee Simpson allegedly spent eight hours in Ken Paves Salon on Tuesday doing God knows what, because she's sporting some of the saddest, most raggedy-ass extensions I've ever seen in my life.  I can't imagine how her natural hair …

Red Carpet or Rehab, It All Sells  —  THE image of Lindsay Lohan passed out in a car over Memorial Day weekend may have stalled her acting career, but it has done wonders for hoodie sales at American Apparel.  —  There was nothing remotely seductive about Ms. Lohan's slack-jawed performance …

Mischa Barton to Suck Face With Swimsuit Model  —  Former "OC" star Mischa Barton is going lesbian (again) for her new movie, and this is the girl she's going to be locking lips with.  Line forms to the left!  —  Shantel VanSanten is a former contestant on the short-lived NBC reality show "Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Search."

Bruce Willis: Owen Wilson 'Doing Well' Since Split with Kate  —  Lest anyone was worried about how Owen Wilson has been coping since his split from Kate Hudson, one famous pal says he's just fine.  —  "I think he's doing well," Bruce Willis told PEOPLE Wednesday at the London premiere of his Live Free or Die Hard.