SEINFELD BOMBS WITH ANTI-RAPE CROWD  —  People who combat rape for a living were less than amused by Jerry Seinfeld's uncharacteristic foray into shock humor today.  —  Promoting his new animated film, Bee Movie, in the New York Daily News today, the usually family-friendly comic quipped …

Paris: I'm Now 'Grateful for Everything'  —  Paris Hilton says in an interview from jail she's a changed woman who now appreciates "things I took for granted" and plans to use her fame "in a good way."  —  "I'm so much more grateful for everything that I have, even just to have a pillow at night or food …

Once in a Lifetime Presents: The Princess and the Rapper  —  The original Fergie kept it real — by holding hands with 50 Cent after the dandy rapper performed on Wednesday at a NY concert for the Sarah Ferguson Foundation.  Go shorty, it's your charity!  —  The show was part …

Beyonce gets hot in the tub  —  IT'S rare that we get to see the private side of BEYONCE.  —  The perfectly-groomed star is fond of shaking her booty on stage, but is only usually photographed on her best behaviour when out with boyfriend JAY-Z.  —  In these latest pictures, however, she seems to be really letting her hair down.

Jennifer Garner's Raggedy Ass Is A Filler  —  Here's Jennifer Garner learning to paddle surf in Hawaii.  I've never heard of, or seen anyone paddle surf before, so this is a first for me!  To be honest it doesn't look very exciting.  You know what else doesn't look very exciting?  Jenn's ass.

Getting Numeros  —  The New York Daily News reports that John Mayer, fresh out of a relationship with Jessica Simpson, is now setting his sights on Penelope Cruz (annoyingly called "Pen" below).

X17 XCLUSIVE - Source Tells X17 Britney Exploring Possibility Of A Restraining Order Against Her Mom!  —  A source close to Britney has just given X17, exclusively, some shocking news - Britney's visit to her attorney's office yesterday may have been part of Spears' research into filing …

Girl's feet severed on ride at Six Flags … (CNN) — A girl's feet were cut off Thursday when a free-fall thrill ride malfunctioned at the Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom Amusement Park in Louisville, Kentucky, police said.  —  A cord wrapped around the 16-year-old's feet and severed …

ROTEM CONFIRMS HE DATED SPEARS  —  Music producer JONATHAN 'J.R.' ROTEM has confirmed he dated BRITNEY SPEARS just weeks after she separated from ex-husband KEVIN FEDERLINE in 2006.  Rotem claims he and Spears decided to end their brief romantic involvement, which took place in December (06), for the sake of their careers.

Kelly Clarkson, My December  —  Kelly Clarkson has made enough of a career for herself - her last album sold 11m worldwide - that she no longer needs the prefix "American Idol winner".  This has given her the authority to dictate the shape of her third album, and she has opted for rock.

Rachel Bilson Cuteness Overload  —  Let's just stop and appreciate for a moment, the extreme cuteness that is Rachel Bilson.  She's been off the radar for a while, so it's always good to see her pop up looking so good.  It's also nice to see a girl who doesn't need to overdo …

Red Carpet or Rehab, It All Sells  —  THE image of Lindsay Lohan passed out in a car over Memorial Day weekend may have stalled her acting career, but it has done wonders for hoodie sales at American Apparel.  —  There was nothing remotely seductive about Ms. Lohan's slack-jawed performance …

Update: George Clooney's Italian Villa Battle  —  George Clooney has joined a campaign to stop planned construction around his Lake Como, Italy, home and threatened to move out if bulldozers arrive.  —  Over four years ago the Ocean's Thirteen star bought a waterside property called Villa Oleandra …

Diddy Says Cassie Hasn't Been Dropped — She's Just Busy With Kanye, Pharrell  —  'When you're a label, you have to be with people through good times and bad times,' mogul says of singer's rough patch.  —  Did Diddy drop Cassie?  —  Diddy says he didn't.

Ashlee Simpson Looks Like Crap  —  Fraggle-faced Simpson sister Ashlee Simpson allegedly spent eight hours in Ken Paves Salon on Tuesday doing God knows what, because she's sporting some of the saddest, most raggedy-ass extensions I've ever seen in my life.  I can't imagine how her natural hair …