SEINFELD BOMBS WITH ANTI-RAPE CROWD  —  People who combat rape for a living were less than amused by Jerry Seinfeld's uncharacteristic foray into shock humor today.  —  Promoting his new animated film, Bee Movie, in the New York Daily News today, the usually family-friendly comic quipped …

Isaiah Washington: ABC Should Have Fired T.R. Knight  —  Former Grey's Anatomy star Isaiah Washington insists that it was actor T.R. Knight, not he, who should have been fired from the hit ABC medical dramedy.  —  "They fired the wrong guy," says Isaiah Washington.

Jennifer Garner's Raggedy Ass Is A Filler  —  Here's Jennifer Garner learning to paddle surf in Hawaii.  I've never heard of, or seen anyone paddle surf before, so this is a first for me!  To be honest it doesn't look very exciting.  You know what else doesn't look very exciting?  Jenn's ass.

Fergie cozies up to rapper 50 Cent (yes, really!)  —  Here's a curious pairing.  The Duchess of York has walked the red carpet at a charity event for her foundation with rap royalty - hip-hop singer 50 Cent.  —  Dressed in a knee-length black dress, complete with plunging neckline …

NBC'S $1M DEAL FOR PARIS CHAT  —  NBC has agreed to pay as much as $1 million for Paris Hilton's first after-jail interview, which will appear on the "Today" show, The Post has learned.  —  Sources told The Post the sit-down will be conducted by Meredith Vieira the day after the heir-head is sprung some time next week.

Paris: I'm Now 'Grateful for Everything'  —  Paris Hilton says in an interview from jail she's a changed woman who now appreciates "things I took for granted" and plans to use her fame "in a good way."  —  "I'm so much more grateful for everything that I have, even just to have a pillow at night or food …

Moore power to Al Gore  —  Is Michael Moore waiting to throw his weight behind an Al Gore White House bid?  —  The director said Tuesday at a lunch for his new film, "Sicko," that the man he wanted to see as the next President of the United States had not entered the race yet.

Kelly Clarkson Has Car Trouble, Tour Trouble  —  We ran into the troubled star (who recently postponed her tour) outside of Koi last night, where she had even more trouble - she couldn't unlock her child-proofed car!  Kelly smiled through the entire debacle and kept her grin even when she refused …

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel climb aboard the love boat  —  It looks like things are getting serious for loved up couple Justin Timberlake and actress Jessica Biel.  —  Despite protestations that he didn't want new love Jessica to accompany him on tour, it seems Justin has been bitten by the love bug.

X17 XCLUSIVE - Rehab's a Day at the Beach  —  It was for Lindsay, anyway!  —  Yesterday Lindsay took her treatment outdoors, bicycling and rollerblading on Venice Beach.  She looked pretty wobbly on those blades (check out the cute video), but everytime it looked as if she was about to fall, her new friends were there to support her.

X17 XCLUSIVE - Source Tells X17 Britney Exploring Possibility Of A Restraining Order Against Her Mom!  —  A source close to Britney has just given X17, exclusively, some shocking news - Britney's visit to her attorney's office yesterday may have been part of Spears' research into filing …

Rachel Bilson Cuteness Overload  —  Let's just stop and appreciate for a moment, the extreme cuteness that is Rachel Bilson.  She's been off the radar for a while, so it's always good to see her pop up looking so good.  It's also nice to see a girl who doesn't need to overdo …

This Girl Isn't Even 20  —  Brooke Hogan makes me so mad.  Beneath that make-up, fake tan and nasty hair she isn't that bad looking.  Does she want to look like a tranny hooker?  I mean, where do you even buy a trash like that?  Does she follow Mariah Carey into Goodwill and buy her leftovers?

Red Carpet or Rehab, It All Sells  —  THE image of Lindsay Lohan passed out in a car over Memorial Day weekend may have stalled her acting career, but it has done wonders for hoodie sales at American Apparel.  —  There was nothing remotely seductive about Ms. Lohan's slack-jawed performance …

Bruce Willis: Owen Wilson 'Doing Well' Since Split with Kate  —  Lest anyone was worried about how Owen Wilson has been coping since his split from Kate Hudson, one famous pal says he's just fine.  —  "I think he's doing well," Bruce Willis told PEOPLE Wednesday at the London premiere of his Live Free or Die Hard.

Girl's feet severed on ride at Six Flags … (CNN) — A girl's feet were cut off Thursday when a free-fall thrill ride malfunctioned at the Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom Amusement Park in Louisville, Kentucky, police said.  —  A cord wrapped around the 16-year-old's feet and severed …