Britney Claims Her Rehab Was Bogus  —  Britney Spears feels totally betrayed by her mom, her soon-to-be ex husband, her former manager and Promises, the rehab facility she called home for nearly a month.  In short, she claims she never had a drug or alcohol problem but was railroaded into rehab.

Paula Abdul Has Never Been Drunk In Her Life  —  Here are two clips from last night's amazing premiere of "Hey Paula" on Bravo.  The reality TV show follows trainwreck Paula Abdul through her daily life.  Basically, Paula's crazy behavior is blamed on being sick and suffering from insomnia.

Pink Taco Grand Opening Party: Panuchos, Margaritas, Porn Stars, and Slash  —  For a place whose name makes grown men giggle like teenage boys, we can actually see going back to Harry Morton's Pink Taco, which opens today in the Century City mall, for drinks and burritos sometime.

CHP report: Fox called cop a 'racist'  —  LOS ANGELES - Vivica A. Fox called a state patrol officer a "racist white cop" during her drunken driving arrest and repeatedly failed sobriety tests, according to an official report.  —  The 42-year-old actress, who is black, was pulled over in March …

Penelope Cruz Loses Control On Flight  —  Penelope Cruz had a panic attack onboard a Continental flight from Newark to Barcelona Thursday night.  Cruz, who appeared to be traveling alone, was in first class and became agitated after the plane left the gate.

PORTMAN'S POWERFUL IMPACT ON COSTARS  —  While shooting Goyas Ghosts, the Milos Forman film about the Spanish Inquisition that opens July 20, porcelain doll Natalie Portman made her costar, Javier Bardem, feel like an ass—in a good way.  —  "I guess she was very young when she became famous, but her mind is perfectly structured.

Fire Destroys Home on Tiger Woods' Property  —  A fire on Friday morning destroyed a home on the $38 million property recently purchased by Tiger Woods on Jupiter Island, Florida.  There are no reports of injuries, and Woods, his wife Elin and their newborn baby girl were back at the Woods' current home in Orlando.

Website Mystery Emerges in Wrestler Chris Benoit's Murder-Suicide  —  Fourteen hours before investigators discovered the bodies of Chris Benoit, his wife, Nancy, and their 7-year-old son, Daniel, someone updated the professional wrestler's Wikipedia biography entry to include his wife's death.

Astronaut's Lawyer Calls Diaper Story 'A Lie'  —  Despite reports, former astronaut Lisa Nowak was not wearing a diaper when she drove from Florida to Houston, allegedly to attack a romantic rival, her lawyer said Friday.  —  "The biggest lie is this preposterous tale," …

Vince Neil's Tequila Leaves a Poor Taste  —  Twenty-three years after Vince Neil drove drunk and had an accident that killed his passenger, Nicholas "Razzle" Dingley of Hanoi Rocks, he has launched a new line of tequila called Tres Rios.  Motley Crude!  —  After the 1984 accident …

I Know You're Probably Over This, But We Insist  —  As you may or may not have noticed, we do have something of a Bennifer fetish...or would it be called Garfleck?  Sigh.  We're sorry we just subjected you to that, but for serious, the Garner-Affleck crew seem to be enjoying themselves quite …

Stars in Orbit: Klum's Candy, Bush's Boy and Foster's Caring Ways  —  SO SWEET!  Heidi Klum, Karolina Kurkova and Adriana Lima, along with Katharine McPhee and Lydia Hearst, celebrating the opening of the Victoria's Secret Beauty Candy Store in NYC.  —  AIRLINE EATS: Maggie Gyllenhaal …

Michael Jackson Clears Up Some Stuff  —  These crazy, rehabbing starlets think they have it so tough with the media scrutiny.  Well, ol' Michael Jackson is here to show them what some vintage crazy looks like.  This is a man who had theories floating around involving Liz Taylor, a chimpanzee and alien corpses.

Still The Man!  —  Despite his recent trouble trying to get Valkyrie shot in Germany, superstar Tom Cruise made a sensational appearance in Amsterdam at the Cinema Expo International to promote his upcoming film Lions for Lambs, starring him, Robert Redford and Meryl Streep.

Prince's free album causes storm with retailers  —  LONDON — U.S. rock star Prince is to give away his new album for free with a U.K. tabloid newspaper, weeks before its official launch, in a move that has caused dismay among music retailers.  —  Prince's new 10-track CD Planet Earth …

Katie & Peter Procreate  —  RECOMMENDED (0)  —  Reigning British tabloid fixtures turned E! reality stars Katie Price (née Jordan) and Peter Andre welcomed their first daughter in London Friday.  —  Which means that, at long last, papa has someone to pass on his beauty secrets to.