MINDFREAKY DIAZ 'TRYST'  —  WIFE SLAMS 'CHEAT' MAGICIAN  —  The "secret" Long Island wife of kooky magician Criss Angel yesterday accused him of having an affair with Cameron Diaz, claiming their marriage broke down as soon as the TV illusionist got famous and bedded the Hollywood star.

Cameron Diaz: Homewrecker?  —  Criss Angel's wife, Joanne Sarantakos, filed for divorce yesterday in a Long Island court.  She claims that their 15-year marriage, which Angel insisted was kept secret to boost his image to women, was destroyed by his freaky fame and his recent relationship with blonde bombshell Cameron Diaz.

Fire Destroys Home on Tiger Woods' Property  —  A fire on Friday morning destroyed a home on the $38 million property recently purchased by Tiger Woods on Jupiter Island, Florida.  There are no reports of injuries, and Woods, his wife Elin and their newborn baby girl were back at the Woods' current home in Orlando.

Where's A Hungry Shark When You Need One?  —  As expected, here's Parasite Hilton in a bikini in Hawaii.  The changed woman is on holiday following the hardest prison-term in HISTORY!  That's nice of her to release the crabs back into their home, but where's Jaws when you really need his ass?

CHP report: Fox called cop a 'racist'  —  LOS ANGELES - Vivica A. Fox called a state patrol officer a "racist white cop" during her drunken driving arrest and repeatedly failed sobriety tests, according to an official report.  —  The 42-year-old actress, who is black, was pulled over in March …

Music industry attacks Sunday newspaper's free Prince CD  —  The eagerly awaited new album by Prince is being launched as a free CD with a national Sunday newspaper in a move that has drawn widespread criticism from music retailers.  —  The Mail on Sunday revealed yesterday …

Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Bed Bath & Beyond Hosts A Swank-Lowe Reunion  —  PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in often.  Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) …

'Veronica Mars' Star Joins CBS Fall Series 'Moonlight'  —  Veronica Mars fans take note!  Jason Dohring is back this fall in the new CBS drama "Moonlight."  From Joel Silver and the creators of "Angel" and "Beauty and the Beast," the series is about Mick St. John, a Los Angeles private investigator …

WHEN CELEBS WEAR RUNWAY LOOKS  —  Scene queen Kimberly Stewart gets the party started in a sexy Dolce & Gabanna mini at the launch of Pink Taco in Los Angeles.  —  R&B songstress Alicia Keys keeps it classic and monochromatic in Monique Lhuillier at the BET Awards in Los Angeles.

I Know You're Probably Over This, But We Insist  —  As you may or may not have noticed, we do have something of a Bennifer fetish...or would it be called Garfleck?  Sigh.  We're sorry we just subjected you to that, but for serious, the Garner-Affleck crew seem to be enjoying themselves quite …

Brad Pitt: School's Out, Scream and Shout  —  Brad Pitt takes 3-year-old son Pax and 2-year-old daughter Zahara, to their last day of school on Friday morning at the American Embassy compound in Prague, Czech Republic.  —  Looks like Prince Pax and Princess Zee both got haircuts and new hairstyles.

BAIO NOT SO SINGLE  —  Former HAPPY DAYS star SCOTT BAIO has presented the producers of his upcoming reality show, SCOTT BAIO IS 45... AND SINGLE with bad news - he's been in a committed relationship with a former Playboy Playmate for two years.  The actor's new VH1 series …

Kathy Griffin Nails Ann Coulter  —  First, can we just say Kathy Griffin is f'ing hilarious, and maybe the funniest comedian around today.  In her latest special she kicks "that crazy b*tch Ann Coulter"'s ass with some brilliant commentary.  Our favorite is about Ann Coulter being …

Stars in Orbit: Klum's Candy, Bush's Boy and Foster's Caring Ways  —  SO SWEET!  Heidi Klum, Karolina Kurkova and Adriana Lima, along with Katharine McPhee and Lydia Hearst, celebrating the opening of the Victoria's Secret Beauty Candy Store in NYC.  —  AIRLINE EATS: Maggie Gyllenhaal …

Ciara Says '#25?'  At BET Awards Did Not Allude To 50 Cent, Reggie Bush  —  Mysterious number on singer's robe was actually a dig at network's Top 25 Dancers list.  —  What in the world was 50 Cent thinking during his performance of "Amusement Park" at the BET Awards?

Paula Abdul Has Never Been Drunk In Her Life  —  Here are two clips from last night's amazing premiere of "Hey Paula" on Bravo.  The reality TV show follows trainwreck Paula Abdul through her daily life.  Basically, Paula's crazy behavior is blamed on being sick and suffering from insomnia.

PORTMAN'S POWERFUL IMPACT ON COSTARS  —  While shooting Goyas Ghosts, the Milos Forman film about the Spanish Inquisition that opens July 20, porcelain doll Natalie Portman made her costar, Javier Bardem, feel like an ass—in a good way.  —  "I guess she was very young when she became famous, but her mind is perfectly structured.

Still The Man!  —  Despite his recent trouble trying to get Valkyrie shot in Germany, superstar Tom Cruise made a sensational appearance in Amsterdam at the Cinema Expo International to promote his upcoming film Lions for Lambs, starring him, Robert Redford and Meryl Streep.