Britney Claims Her Rehab Was Bogus  —  Britney Spears feels totally betrayed by her mom, her soon-to-be ex husband, her former manager and Promises, the rehab facility she called home for nearly a month.  In short, she claims she never had a drug or alcohol problem but was railroaded into rehab.

Fire Destroys Home on Tiger Woods' Property  —  A fire on Friday morning destroyed a home on the $38 million property recently purchased by Tiger Woods on Jupiter Island, Florida.  There are no reports of injuries, and Woods, his wife Elin and their newborn baby girl were back at the Woods' current home in Orlando.

CHP report: Fox called cop a 'racist'  —  LOS ANGELES - Vivica A. Fox called a state patrol officer a "racist white cop" during her drunken driving arrest and repeatedly failed sobriety tests, according to an official report.  —  The 42-year-old actress, who is black, was pulled over in March …

Pink Taco Grand Opening Party: Panuchos, Margaritas, Porn Stars, and Slash  —  For a place whose name makes grown men giggle like teenage boys, we can actually see going back to Harry Morton's Pink Taco, which opens today in the Century City mall, for drinks and burritos sometime.

Paula Abdul Has Never Been Drunk In Her Life  —  Here are two clips from last night's amazing premiere of "Hey Paula" on Bravo.  The reality TV show follows trainwreck Paula Abdul through her daily life.  Basically, Paula's crazy behavior is blamed on being sick and suffering from insomnia.

PORTMAN'S POWERFUL IMPACT ON COSTARS  —  While shooting Goyas Ghosts, the Milos Forman film about the Spanish Inquisition that opens July 20, porcelain doll Natalie Portman made her costar, Javier Bardem, feel like an ass—in a good way.  —  "I guess she was very young when she became famous, but her mind is perfectly structured.

I Know You're Probably Over This, But We Insist  —  As you may or may not have noticed, we do have something of a Bennifer fetish...or would it be called Garfleck?  Sigh.  We're sorry we just subjected you to that, but for serious, the Garner-Affleck crew seem to be enjoying themselves quite …

Vince Neil's Tequila Leaves a Poor Taste  —  Twenty-three years after Vince Neil drove drunk and had an accident that killed his passenger, Nicholas "Razzle" Dingley of Hanoi Rocks, he has launched a new line of tequila called Tres Rios.  Motley Crude!  —  After the 1984 accident …

Stars in Orbit: Klum's Candy, Bush's Boy and Foster's Caring Ways  —  SO SWEET!  Heidi Klum, Karolina Kurkova and Adriana Lima, along with Katharine McPhee and Lydia Hearst, celebrating the opening of the Victoria's Secret Beauty Candy Store in NYC.  —  AIRLINE EATS: Maggie Gyllenhaal …

Still The Man!  —  Despite his recent trouble trying to get Valkyrie shot in Germany, superstar Tom Cruise made a sensational appearance in Amsterdam at the Cinema Expo International to promote his upcoming film Lions for Lambs, starring him, Robert Redford and Meryl Streep.

'Veronica Mars' Star Joins CBS Fall Series 'Moonlight'  —  Veronica Mars fans take note!  Jason Dohring is back this fall in the new CBS drama "Moonlight."  From Joel Silver and the creators of "Angel" and "Beauty and the Beast," the series is about Mick St. John, a Los Angeles private investigator …

Website Mystery Emerges in Wrestler Chris Benoit's Murder-Suicide  —  Fourteen hours before investigators discovered the bodies of Chris Benoit, his wife, Nancy, and their 7-year-old son, Daniel, someone updated the professional wrestler's Wikipedia biography entry to include his wife's death.

WHEN CELEBS WEAR RUNWAY LOOKS  —  Scene queen Kimberly Stewart gets the party started in a sexy Dolce & Gabanna mini at the launch of Pink Taco in Los Angeles.  —  R&B songstress Alicia Keys keeps it classic and monochromatic in Monique Lhuillier at the BET Awards in Los Angeles.

Astronaut's Lawyer Calls Diaper Story 'A Lie'  —  Despite reports, former astronaut Lisa Nowak was not wearing a diaper when she drove from Florida to Houston, allegedly to attack a romantic rival, her lawyer said Friday.  —  "The biggest lie is this preposterous tale," …

Prince's free album causes storm with retailers  —  LONDON — U.S. rock star Prince is to give away his new album for free with a U.K. tabloid newspaper, weeks before its official launch, in a move that has caused dismay among music retailers.  —  Prince's new 10-track CD Planet Earth …

Katie & Peter Procreate  —  RECOMMENDED (0)  —  Reigning British tabloid fixtures turned E! reality stars Katie Price (née Jordan) and Peter Andre welcomed their first daughter in London Friday.  —  Which means that, at long last, papa has someone to pass on his beauty secrets to.

Hayden Panettiere is Gonna Be Trouble  —  If you stop and think about it, there aren't really that many scandalous girls in Hollywood.  You've got Britney, Lindsay, Paris, Nicole, and a few others, but most actresses are actually pretty low key, and don't cause much fuss.

Eve Pleads No Contest  —  Someone's getting some new jewelry!  Eve has pleaded no contest to driving with a blood-alcohol level above the legal limit.  She will have to wear an alcohol-detecting ankle bracelet for 45 days.