I Would've Worn That At His Age  —  Elizabeth Hurley dressed up her son Damian in a pink bikini and plastered on her website in an ad campaign for her children's swimwear line.  Liz has been forced to remove the image after public outrage! … Liz has refused to comment.  —  AHAHAHAH!  What a bitch!

Jess' film a mess  —  The omens look bad for Jessica Simpson 's late-summer film "Blonde Ambition."  —  Sources say her manager dad has pushed back the release date twice because the movie is no good.  —  "First, the release date was set for Aug. 3, and then it was delayed until the last week of August," says an insider.

Lindsay Lohan Gets iPhone Buzz Going  —  Fresh out of rehab...  Lindsay Lohan shops at Planet Blue at the Country Mart in Malibu on Saturday, leaving with the hottest accessory of the moment in the the palm of her left hand — Apple's iPhone!  —  Just two days after its release... you can get yours on eBay!

McSteamy's Crotch Gets McGrabbed  —  Public groping alert!!  —  Grey's Anatomy hunkadoc Eric Dane, aka Dr. Mark "McStreamy" Sloane, gets the squeeze from actress wife Rebecca Gayheart aboard a private yacht on Sunday in Porto Cervo, Italy.  —  Gayheart, 35, got frisky in the middle of the boat ride …

Chelsy and Harry get close at the Diana concert ... but Kate and William keep their distance  —  It seems Prince Harry and his girlfirend Chelsy Davy have patched up their differences at the Concert for Diana, but for William and Kate Middleton the distance between them appears to be just too great.

Britney's Mom: 'Everything Is Going to Be Fine'  —  Three days after Britney Spears handed her mother a reportedly upsetting letter, Lynne Spears is holding out hope to mend their rift.  —  "Everything is going to be fine," she told PEOPLE while shopping in Kentwood, La. "I've got a strong family, and everything is going to be fine."

PETA not monkeying around with 'Speed Racer'  —  Plus: Vegas entrepreneur says Michael Jackson bailed on comeback  —  Fans of the Mach 5 are looking forward to seeing it race in the movie version of "Speed Racer," but PETA isn't too happy about animal treatement on the film's set.

Spanx allowed: Kimberley Walsh's magic pants  —  It's not quite smoke and mirrors, but Girls Aloud star Kimberley Walsh does have a clever trick to slimming down in an instant.  —  During a night out on the tiles London, the lean singer let slip her secret weapon against unwanted bumps and jiggles: a Spanx body squeezer.

HEAD OVER HEELS  —  PINK-haired, punk-rocking Kelly Osbourne has found love, according to sources close to the reality TV star.  Osbourne is playing house with boyfriend Jarrod Gorbel, lead singer of indie Brooklyn band The Honorary Title.  "She just moved in with him in Brooklyn," said our source.

Autopsy blames singer's death on Freon 'huffing'  —  Rhythm-and-blues singer Tony Thompson, whose body was found near an air-conditioning unit outside an East Waco apartment complex earlier this month, died accidentally while "huffing" Freon, an autopsy report released Friday shows.

Cameron Diaz 'Crocks' Myers.  —  Cameron Diaz 'Crocks' Myers....  Mike Myers left Injured By Diaz Canadian funnyman Mike Myers was left battered and bruised after playing fighting with his Shrek The Third co-star Cameron Diaz.  —  Myers insists his enjoyment of mock fighting quickly faded when Diaz injured him.

It's last dance at the Copa  —  When the last dancer walked off the floor of the Copacabana early today, it marked the end of a landmark that had repeatedly restyled itself since 1940 - and may do so again.  —  The Copa spent five years at 34th St. and 11th Ave. before closing its doors …

X17 XCLUSIVE - Cam's On Vacay With Her Married Man!  —  Here's a happy Cameron Diaz just a day before she jetted off on a secret getaway with the nappy-looking married magician Criss Angel.  The new couple are holed up in a posh rental home right now.  —  The New York Post reported Friday …

I'M JESS SO DESPERATE FOR NADINE  —  JESSE WANTS REUNION..& SWEARS HE'S NO CHEAT  —  JESSE Metcalfe has landed in the UK... and he is on a mission to win back Nadine Coyle.  —  I had a heart-to-heart with the gorgeous Desperate Housewives star, when he hosted a party at Peter Stringfellow's new nightclub …

Penelope Cruz panic attack allegedly delays plane by two hours  —  Penelope Cruz is reported to have suffered a panic attack on an aeroplane moments before take -off.  —  The actress had boarded a Continental flight from Newark to Barcelona, where she is due to make a Woody Allen film.

Spice Girls reunion marred by feuds?  —  Spice Girls reunion tour organisers have become concerned that one of the singers could pull out of the concerts.  —  According to a report in the News of the World today, the girls have already started feuding again and are now only being put together …