Nick and Nessa's Hardcore SeXXX Pic Scandal!  —  TMZ has learned that a lawyer for Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo is trying to keep photos of the couple having sex out of the weekly magazines and off the Internet.  —  Racy photos of the hot couple were published in this week's Life & Style magazine …

Cameron Diaz Denies Criss Angel Divorce Claim  —  Cameron Diaz denies having played any role in breaking up the marriage of Mindfreak star Criss Angel and his estranged wife.  —  "When Cameron met Criss Angel in May of this year, he had been separated from his wife for over a year …

Eva Longoria Barely Fills Out A Swimsuit  —  Here are new pictures of Eva Longoria chilling out on a yacht in France in a swimsuit.  Now as you guys know, I'm not into Eva at all.  She does nothing for me sexually so it's really hard to get excited about writing this post.

A-Rod's Wife Is Incredibly Appropriate  —  Reason #341,890 why Yankees suck.  Alex Rodriguez' horrible wife thought it would be hot to wear a tank top that said "f*ck you" on the back of it to Yankees Stadium.  You classy bitch!  Apparently, parents of kids in the stands weren't delirious over this move.

Tearful Kate Moss jets to Paris following claims Doherty 'cheated with model'  —  A distraught Kate Moss has fled to Paris with her daughter Lila Grace as her relationship with Pete Doherty hits an all-time low.  —  The 33-year-old model is said to be "devastated" after it emerged …

Jessica Simpson's movie sucks  —  Sources say Jessica Simpson's manager dad, Joe Simpson, has pushed back the release date twice for her new film Blonde Ambition because it's no good and he doesn't want it competing with other films.  An insider tells Gatecrasher: … You mean a film starring Jessica Simpson is no good?

Author Rushdie and TV host Lakshmi to divorce  —  NEW YORK (Reuters) - British author Salman Rushdie and his wife Padma Lakshmi, host of TV show "Top Chef," are getting divorced, his spokeswoman said on Monday, just two weeks after he was awarded a controversial knighthood.

Spice Girls' Posh diet  —  Victoria Beckham has devised a strict diet and exercise regime for the Spice Girls to help get them in shape for their upcoming world tour.  —  Victoria is keen for her bandmates - Emma Bunton, Mel C, Geri Halliwell and Mel B - to look their very best …

DEA Knew Of Benoit's Excessive Steroid Buys  —  Killer wrestler bought 10-month anabolic supply every few weeks  —  Wrestler Chris Benoit was identified by Drug Enforcement Administration agents as an "excessive purchaser of injectable steroids" who, over the past year …

Lindsay Lohan Quietly Marks 21st Birthday in Rehab  —  Rather than the big Las Vegas blowout she had once wanted, Lindsay Lohan quietly marked her 21st birthday Monday in rehab.  —  Lohan's mother and siblings were photographed arriving at Los Angeles International Airport over the weekend …

John Stamos Explains His Bizarre TV Appearances  —  John Stamos rose to fame playing the wholesome "Uncle Jesse" on Full House.  But after several videos surfaced from a recent press trip to Australia, the actor found himself in the middle of a scandal that was far from family friendly.

Rebecca Gayheart Topless Pictures  —  Well what do we have here?  I'll tell you what we have.  We've got some Rebecca Gayheart topless pictures, that's what.  Yeah, you know Rebecca Gayheart.  She's that actress who gets fired from all the TV shows she works on.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is retired  —  Has there been any bigger decline* in history than Jennifer Love Hewitt?  She's gone from starring in the bulk of my fantasies to ... dude I don't even know.  What the !  @#$% kind of dress is that?!?  My grandma thinks that's too conservative and my grandma uses words like "heck" and "gosh."

Sandler Slips into Something More Comfortable  —  A groggy Adam Sandler walked out of his Beverly Hills pad in next to nothing this weekend ... Saturday Night lived!  —  Sandler was seen cleaning out the trunk of his car ... in his trunks!  —  Dangler management!  —  RELATED  —  LINKS

Tracy Morgan: Probation Chic  —  Tracy Morgan slipped into this vintage flapper dress, Paris Hilton-sized pumps and the celeb accessory of the moment, a SCRAM alcohol monitoring device.  Thirty-Rockin'!  —  Seen here in Beverly Hills with wife of twenty-two years (yeah, we didn't know that either! …

Reflections of the way Ross used to boss  —  Diana Ross may have been a Motown goddess, but she was a devil as a boss, according to a new bio.  —  "Most of the time, Diana's emotional outbursts were about things that really didn't matter much to anyone but her," writes J. Randy Taraborrelli in his …

Covering The Bloat  —  Nicole Richie loves to keep us guessing, doesn't she?  At LAX last week she made sure to use her pillow to cover her belly, because of the rumors that she's knocked up with Douche Madden's baby.  I don't know if I buy it.  If she's trying to make us think she's knocked up …

Dr. Gayheart Says Turn Your Head and Cough  —  Rebeca Gayheart fell in love with hubby Eric Dane all over again — and felt him up — during their recent romantic Italian rendezvous.  —  The "Grey's Anatomy" star and his wife Rebecca chartered a yacht and went diving during their vacation in Porto Cervo, and cuddled up while on board.