Nick and Nessa's Hardcore SeXXX Pic Scandal!  —  TMZ has learned that a lawyer for Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo is trying to keep photos of the couple having sex out of the weekly magazines and off the Internet.  —  Racy photos of the hot couple were published in this week's Life & Style magazine …

Blonde Ambition is a Wash  —  The buzz behind Blonde Ambition is fading as reports surface that the Jessica Simpson film is incomplete and no longer has a release date.  —  Simpson's manager/dad Joe Simpson has reportedly pushed back the release date twice because the movie is expected to flop.

Eva Longoria Barely Fills Out A Swimsuit  —  Here are new pictures of Eva Longoria chilling out on a yacht in France in a swimsuit.  Now as you guys know, I'm not into Eva at all.  She does nothing for me sexually so it's really hard to get excited about writing this post.

Tearful Kate Moss jets to Paris following claims Doherty 'cheated with model'  —  A distraught Kate Moss has fled to Paris with her daughter Lila Grace as her relationship with Pete Doherty hits an all-time low.  —  The 33-year-old model is said to be "devastated" after it emerged …

Author Rushdie and TV host Lakshmi to divorce  —  NEW YORK (Reuters) - British author Salman Rushdie and his wife Padma Lakshmi, host of TV show "Top Chef," are getting divorced, his spokeswoman said on Monday, just two weeks after he was awarded a controversial knighthood.

Prince William and Prince Harry Pay Tribute to Their Mother  —  70,000 fans joined Prince William and Prince Harry at London's Wembley Stadium, to pay tribute to the life of Princess Diana.  The concert, which was organized by the princes, took place on Sunday, which would have been her 46th birthday.

Cameron Diaz Denies Criss Angel Divorce Claim  —  Cameron Diaz denies having played any role in breaking up the marriage of Mindfreak star Criss Angel and his estranged wife.  —  "When Cameron met Criss Angel in May of this year, he had been separated from his wife for over a year …

PETA not monkeying around with 'Speed Racer'  —  Plus: Vegas entrepreneur says Michael Jackson bailed on comeback  —  Fans of the Mach 5 are looking forward to seeing it race in the movie version of "Speed Racer," but PETA isn't too happy about animal treatement on the film's set.

MRS. A-ROD IS A BRONX F-BOMBER  —  OBSCENE SHIRT SHOCKS STADIUM  —  Oh, no, she didn't!  —  Yankee superstar Alex Rodriguez's long-suffering wife, Cynthia, may have finally flipped her pretty lid yesterday when she went to a game in The Bronx wearing a tight-fitting, white tank top bearing a foul message on the back: "F- - - you."

Rebecca Gayheart Topless Pictures  —  Well what do we have here?  I'll tell you what we have.  We've got some Rebecca Gayheart topless pictures, that's what.  Yeah, you know Rebecca Gayheart.  She's that actress who gets fired from all the TV shows she works on.

Reflections of the way Ross used to boss  —  Diana Ross may have been a Motown goddess, but she was a devil as a boss, according to a new bio.  —  "Most of the time, Diana's emotional outbursts were about things that really didn't matter much to anyone but her," writes J. Randy Taraborrelli in his …

Sandler Slips into Something More Comfortable  —  A groggy Adam Sandler walked out of his Beverly Hills pad in next to nothing this weekend ... Saturday Night lived!  —  Sandler was seen cleaning out the trunk of his car ... in his trunks!  —  Dangler management!  —  RELATED  —  LINKS

DEA Knew Of Benoit's Excessive Steroid Buys  —  Killer wrestler bought 10-month anabolic supply every few weeks  —  Wrestler Chris Benoit was identified by Drug Enforcement Administration agents as an "excessive purchaser of injectable steroids" who, over the past year …

Angelina Jolie Using Shiloh to Fight Jennifer Aniston & Brad Pitt's Mom  —  Angelina Jolie isn't happy.  Jennifer Aniston met her ex-husband Brad Pitt's mother Jane on Father's Day and Angelina Jolie is prepared to put her daughter Shiloh in the middle of the battle.

Tracy Morgan: Probation Chic  —  Tracy Morgan slipped into this vintage flapper dress, Paris Hilton-sized pumps and the celeb accessory of the moment, a SCRAM alcohol monitoring device.  Thirty-Rockin'!  —  Seen here in Beverly Hills with wife of twenty-two years (yeah, we didn't know that either! …

Team Aniston?  —  Here we thought Lindsay Lohan was a Voss girl through and through - now we're seeing her clutching a bottle of the Jennifer Aniston-sponsored SmartWater?!  Of course, maybe we shouldn't be too surprised - after all, if you're taking rehab even the least bit seriously, you're bound to give up some of your old habits!

Charm School Recap - Finale - Saaphyri, Queen of Queens  —  In the first episode of Charm School, Saaphyri wondered, "Where is that money?"  And now she has an answer:  —  In her bank account.  Boo ya!  —  Well, it all comes down to this:  —  Saaphyri's boobs.  What?  You don't like breasts?