Nick and Nessa's Hardcore SeXXX Pic Scandal!  —  TMZ has learned that a lawyer for Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo is trying to keep photos of the couple having sex out of the weekly magazines and off the Internet.  —  Racy photos of the hot couple were published in this week's Life & Style magazine …

Cameron Diaz Denies Criss Angel Divorce Claim  —  Cameron Diaz denies having played any role in breaking up the marriage of Mindfreak star Criss Angel and his estranged wife.  —  "When Cameron met Criss Angel in May of this year, he had been separated from his wife for over a year …

DEA Knew Of Benoit's Excessive Steroid Buys  —  Killer wrestler bought 10-month anabolic supply every few weeks  —  Wrestler Chris Benoit was identified by Drug Enforcement Administration agents as an "excessive purchaser of injectable steroids" who, over the past year …

A-Rod's Wife Is Incredibly Appropriate  —  Reason #341,890 why Yankees suck.  Alex Rodriguez' horrible wife thought it would be hot to wear a tank top that said "f*ck you" on the back of it to Yankees Stadium.  You classy bitch!  Apparently, parents of kids in the stands weren't delirious over this move.

Eva Longoria Barely Fills Out A Swimsuit  —  Here are new pictures of Eva Longoria chilling out on a yacht in France in a swimsuit.  Now as you guys know, I'm not into Eva at all.  She does nothing for me sexually so it's really hard to get excited about writing this post.

John Stamos Explains His Bizarre TV Appearances  —  John Stamos rose to fame playing the wholesome "Uncle Jesse" on Full House.  But after several videos surfaced from a recent press trip to Australia, the actor found himself in the middle of a scandal that was far from family friendly.

Lindsay Lohan Quietly Marks 21st Birthday in Rehab  —  Rather than the big Las Vegas blowout she had once wanted, Lindsay Lohan quietly marked her 21st birthday Monday in rehab.  —  Lohan's mother and siblings were photographed arriving at Los Angeles International Airport over the weekend …

Spice Girls' Posh diet  —  Victoria Beckham has devised a strict diet and exercise regime for the Spice Girls to help get them in shape for their upcoming world tour.  —  Victoria is keen for her bandmates - Emma Bunton, Mel C, Geri Halliwell and Mel B - to look their very best …

Jennifer Love Hewitt is retired  —  Has there been any bigger decline* in history than Jennifer Love Hewitt?  She's gone from starring in the bulk of my fantasies to ... dude I don't even know.  What the !  @#$% kind of dress is that?!?  My grandma thinks that's too conservative and my grandma uses words like "heck" and "gosh."

Royal pair expecting second child  —  The Countess of Wessex and Prince Edward are expecting a baby in December, Buckingham Palace has said.  —  A spokesman for Sophie, 42, and the Earl of Wessex, 43, said the couple were "thrilled and excited".  —  The couple, who live in Bagshot, Surrey …

What's Next, Broadcasting Executions?  —  I went to a bar last week.  To say goodbye to a young friend of mine going to start her new life in Paris.  At the bar, there was a TV playing without sound, some reality show about cooking.  I need to admit that I don't watch TV …

Tearful Kate Moss jets to Paris following claims Doherty 'cheated with model'  —  A distraught Kate Moss has fled to Paris with her daughter Lila Grace as her relationship with Pete Doherty hits an all-time low.  —  The 33-year-old model is said to be "devastated" after it emerged …

Lopez: Don't call me J-Lo again  —  ACTRESS and singer JENNIFER LOPEZ has ditched the performing name of J-Lo, in a bid to dump her reputation as a diva.  —  The 37-year-old, famous for being demanding and stroppy, said her alter-ego was meant to be fun but "got out of control and really crazy".

Sandler Slips into Something More Comfortable  —  A groggy Adam Sandler walked out of his Beverly Hills pad in next to nothing this weekend ... Saturday Night lived!  —  Sandler was seen cleaning out the trunk of his car ... in his trunks!  —  Dangler management!  —  RELATED  —  LINKS

Dr. Gayheart Says Turn Your Head and Cough  —  Rebeca Gayheart fell in love with hubby Eric Dane all over again — and felt him up — during their recent romantic Italian rendezvous.  —  The "Grey's Anatomy" star and his wife Rebecca chartered a yacht and went diving during their vacation in Porto Cervo, and cuddled up while on board.