Lindsay Lohan Celebrates 21st Birthday on the Beach  —  It wasn't a Las Vegas blowout, but Lindsay Lohan did get a party for her 21st birthday after all: After a low-key weekend, the actress celebrated her big day at a small beachside residence in Malibu late Monday afternoon.

SUMMER LOVIN'  —  WHEN Page Six first reported that Zach Braff was flirting with Drew Barrymore at the "SNL" after-party a few months ago, we didn't think anything would come of it - after all, Barrymore was dating Spike Jonze and Braff was dating just about everyone.

John Stamos Blames Ambien for Bizarre TV Appearance  —  John Stamos rose to fame playing the wholesome "Uncle Jesse" on Full House.  But after several videos surfaced from a recent press trip to Australia, the actor found himself in the middle of a scandal that was far from family friendly.

Lopez: Don't call me J-Lo again  —  ACTRESS and singer JENNIFER LOPEZ has ditched the performing name of J-Lo, in a bid to dump her reputation as a diva.  —  The 37-year-old, famous for being demanding and stroppy, said her alter-ego was meant to be fun but "got out of control and really crazy".

Isaiah Washington Explains Why He Used Slur  —  Isaiah Washington blamed costar Patrick Dempsey's repeated tardiness to the Grey's Anatomy set for the blow-up that resulted in Washington using a homophobic slur.  —  Interviewed on Larry King Live, Washington said he regretted not confronting Dempsey …

AGENT PROVOCATEUR DROPS KATE MOSS  —  Kate Moss may have made a huge comeback after her brush with the coke fairy, scoring a handful of marquee campaigns to keep her bank account in fine form, but it seems she's having a somewhat complicated week.  —  The mannequin is about to get ousted …

Katherine Heigl: iPhone, iLaugh, iSmoke  —  Grey's Anatomy star Katherine Heigl, aka Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens plays with her newest toy — Apple's iPhone — on the NYC set of her new romantic comedy 27 Dresses.  —  Heigl, 28, was spotted on Monday doing a multitude of things in Central Park during …

Lily Allen Knew She Was Going to Be Arrested  —  Allen at this weekend's Princess Diana concert.Photo: Getty Images  —  Our favorite blog-happy pop star, Lily Allen, was arrested last week — but she knew it was coming.  "I'm about to be arrested," she told us when we spent a day with her in New York …

Lohan has quiet entry into 21 club  —  Lindsay Lohan turned 21 yesterday looking healthy and sober.  —  The star began making her first public appearances in Los Angeles over the weekend since her snap decision to enter rehab on Memorial Day.  —  Although clearly harried by the paparazzi …

Scarlett Johansson Gets A Nose Ring.  No Longer "The Sexiest Woman Alive"  —  These are some bad pics of Scarlett Johansson, and I'm pretty upset that they exist.  Deep down inside though, we all knew that even the mighty Scarlett could be caught on an off day by the Paparazzi.

EURO-BOUND  —  PRINCE is earning more than $5 million for his concerts at the Hollywood Roosevelt in L.A., and he's using the earnings to get the heck out of Dodge.  "Prince has told people these are the last concerts he will ever play in L.A., and when he's done, he's going to go live in Europe," said our source.

Paris — The Butt Plug  —  From the makers of "Smell Gibson," we now present you with "Parass Hilton," Jailbird edition.  This little slice of erotic heaven comes painted with white and black stripes, though Paris' pokey couture was orange.  Still, you get the, er, gist.

WITHERSPOON IS A BAG LADY  —  Actress REESE WITHERSPOON has had a classy new designer handbag named after her.  Bag lady MARY NORTON was looking for a tag for a new clutch accessory when she saw the "elegant" LEGALLY BLONDE star on the red carpet at an awards show.  The designer says, "It (bag) has a clean, classic look.

L.A. SIZZLE  —  SUMMER heat causes all sorts of weird couplings, including the latest Hollyweird duo: Tommy Lee, 44, and Rod Stewart's wild-child daughter, Kimberly Stewart , 26.  They met in London several months ago and are now dating.  At last week's opening of Pink Taco in L.A. …

Geri begged for forgiveness  —  WITHOUT GERI HALLIWELL there would have been no SPICE GIRLS.  —  She was the driving force behind the world-conquering band and after she quit the rest found that when Five Became Four, it didn't work.  —  So it should come as no surprise to learn …

Paris in Close Shave in Hawaii  —  The elegance that is Paris Hilton took a sunbath yesterday in Hawaii, trying to get that all-over Crotchertone tan.  —  Spreading out a towel (and her legs) to enjoy the full effects of the Hawaiian sun (and breeze), the distinguished heiress/ex-con checked …